All these matches

>all these matches.
>too much social anxiety to talk to any of them.

I need to increase my ability to talk to qt3.14

Please tell me I'm not the only autistic retard here.

How goes your game Veeky Forums?

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> social anxiety
> a thing
No, you're just a faggot

abby and pimmii are the only ones that look real

all others are fakes

>know any good jokes?
My life haha kill me hahaha

This desu

>How goes your game Veeky Forums?

I make morbid jokes about my depression and pull it off because I'm peter steele mode.

what do you look like? Can you post a pic of your face with your eyes hidden?

>inb4 shitimbald

Send abby the dimensions of your penis

>know any good jokes?

my life

>know any good jokes?

y-your one rep max

>social anxiety

If you fear socializing, you should fucking kill yourself or stop being so concerned about basic human shit. These are fucking NPCs man, you could just write fucking "yare yare daze" and they wouldn't bat an eye.

You lift heavy shit all the time, so lift yourself out of this ridiculous state of mind.

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Lying next to someone i met on tinder now.

Feels good not being autistic

>glasses

kek

literally the nu-male prototype

Dayum

I can't even get one match. I don't even consider myself to be ugly. I honestly thought I was handsome. Might be because I have no good pictures, and have only used selfies.

Whenever I look at myself in the mirror, I see a handsome dude, with a great jaw, greate eyes, seems like a symmetrical face. But when I take pictures of myself with my phone I look all kinds of fucked up, one eye bigger than the other, one brow drooping and my jaw is unsymmetrical, like its constantly pulled to one side. Is that what I truly look like?

Anybody else have similar experiences?

Damn how'd you know I wear glasses?

I'm thinking of getting into tinder, due to breaking up with girlfriend of 3 years.

What is your opinion on putting a topless selfie? As either the first photo or one where they have to look into your profile to see.

You can see the frame on the lower part of your left eye

Fuck. I've been Sherlock Holmes'd.

>tfw you have 38 girls that wanna meet but POF cock blocks you into a monthly subscription to see who they are

Maybe you're just vain and delusional. Only works if you're hot, which evidently you're not.

My face looks fatter I'm pictures unlike the mirror.

Damn straight.

Don't worry. I wear glasses too, so I know that feel

Your bot game is strong

thats because camera projects a 2d image instead of your 2 eyes. amateur selfies are mostly always bad lighting and bad angle, only the pros can make a selfie that reflects the face you see in the mirror. there may be a little difference in your face than you see but mostly its due to bad lighting and angle bro, why would models have photoshoots for hours if a picture could be taken in a second

Same here familia, except I've not tried Tinder.

Maybe we're just not photogenic? I get a decent amount of female attention IRL.

I chose Pimmii. Wish me luck.

>topless selfie
pretty much every girl says it's douchey as fuck, you'll get likes from the most trashy ones

But maybe that's the kind of girls you want, it's up to you

>need sub to see who they are
>site gives you one free reveal

JUST

>free reveal

how do I do that?

>never use sites like this
>decide to try one out
>end up getting nudes
>this now becomes a game to see how many nudes i can get

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Hey faggot. Respond and get some of that young pussy. If I had that I would be fucking every day with a new slut. Fucker doesn't know what he's got. F U user.

nomt sure what site it was but it was really scammy

fucking bot city

oh shit

anyone fucked around with skout?

Idk if the vitamin D thing is on purpose but thats clever, too bad it's too subtle

>Maybe we're just not photogenic?

Hope so, better than being all round ugly. Its weird how some people have really good faces for pictures and some people don't. I used to date a girl who was very beautiful. When I first woke up to her after we met, I couldn't believe I was hooking up with a girl that beautiful, it was like the perfect female face. Later got her facebook and my friends wanted to see pictures of her, but she looked like a 5/10 there opposed to a 7-8/10 irl.

>want to try tinder
>need FB account
>paranoid tinder might post to FB

>qt3.14 azn girl

nigga u better post more

Search for "the program" by jeffy and download the torrent. Has shitload of tips on how to pull women from dating apps. He has a few youtube videos to.

i never got nudes from her

i need to work on my tactics

Mirrors don't show you what everyone else sees, they see the reverse of that. And the picture where you look weird is going to look exaggerated to you because that's the reverse of what you see in the mirror everyday.

The best way to truly know what you look like is with a high quality video camera. Set it up on a tripod and slowly turn your head from side to side, up and down. Use different lightings because we're not always in a perfectly lit environment like a bathroom.

But even then it'll still look weird to you because it's not what you're used to look at.

I also have a theory that different people focus on different parts of the face. So where as I look at people's left eye, I also read their face from (my) left to (my) right. I have the same problems you do and I've had girls literally become obsessed with me, and I think they read faces from right to left, or from the eyes outward.

it won't man go for it, besides everybody's using it

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>tfw default face is borderline angry looking
>tfw not mad all
>tfw try to smile a bit
>feel like its really cringy

i want to get this but it's like $150. Are there any torents?

same here
resting bitch face isn't just a female thing

>tfw ugly smile
I look like shit in every fucking photo, but I'm decent looking IRL. Shit's hard because I don't meet many girls in real life

>get a match with filipina in toronto
>chat for a bit
>she says shes still in pinoyland
blocked

Holy shit let me see your cock like no homo

They usually popup first in the meet me section. If you didn't match, then they're probably below your standard anyways.

me too lad, i'm the least angry guy in the world but apparently i constantly look furious

Yes just google "the program jeffy torrent" you will find a link from reddit

lol

>Vitamin D

She might be azn qt3.14 spy from Thailand guys.

abort

Stop typing like a beta. You sound like you are desperate to impress her

I don't see the problem op
You're doing fine.the trick to talking to women is practice. Once you do it long enough with a bunch of different women it becomes second nature.

Give her the dick stop talkkng

>Become sick kunt
>Don't care what ppl say
/thread

>implying she doesn't have one already

>tfw they never respond

How are you this good looking and can't talk to girls.

M8 the best thing is experience, you're talking way too much...

>using hot or not
>FB friend comes up
>swipe right by accident
>installing any dating app
>it asks you to invite friends and email people
>accidently click invite all

Cause they're not interested or sucking someone elses cock or fake

thanks bro

Get a topless pic that isn't a selfie instead

OP is just Chad pretending to be a beta.

Kek

This is going to sound really greasy but craigslist is the easiest online source I have found in getting laid. Tinder, OKcupid and shit take way too much effort. On cl a quick dick pick and a classic douchey dirty washroom mirror flexing pic and you'll litetally be swimming in questionable pussy.

Or you could not be a retard and make a facebook that no one knows about.

if you do a selfie girls will think you're a douche. If you have someone take a pic of you shirtless at the beach or something it's considered totally normal though. Don't ask me why but that's the way it is.

>tfw I made a fake fb account but they still want my phone number

Years on /g/ has turned me into a tunfoil

Checked. But brah you've got nothing to worry about.

It's because of the focal length of the lens. If it were just a matter of mirror differences you could flip a selfie horizontally to what you see in the mirror and it would look right to you, but it still wouldn't. Most cell phone cameras have a wide angle lens so that you can take a picture of yourself by holding it at arms length but it also creates a really distorted unflattering image. To get a more natural representation requires a larger focal length and greater distance from your face.

she seems like she doesn't even know english, ditch her

>in town for work
>on the way to hotel
>supervisor drives her and friends
she's an escort bro

every single woman on craigslist i've seen refers to themselves as being curvy or, 'must be okay with bigger women', if i'm going to risk an std it's not going to be with a fatty

do this if you want to get robbed or fuck a legit 400 pound woman

i stopped using tinder years ago what are with these new updates?

>limited swipes
>lave to be under 30 (am 27 but still)

>compliment a grill
>all she sends back is that lipstick kiss mark emoji
>too autistic to know what to say back
>convo ends

Haha lol lmao haha

yeah man this shit is really stupid. I have programming knowledge, would Veeky Forums use a dating app that had underlying Veeky Forums memes placed within the framework but not so noticeable taht it didn't have mainstream attention

This

>see a QT asian
>swipe left to see more pics
>forgot to click profile first
>shes gone forever

Ye your phone camera can distort the hell out of you bro I'm a male model and this happens to me.

>get a match
>she messages first " hey you are kinda cute"
>i reply "really?"
>she replies "no"
>she blocks me

Would smash that degenerate maddison, nose piercing tells me she can take a dick in the pooper
I'm disgusting I know ;_;

>decent bone structure but you have a "cuck librul" look going on
>tfw your face structure is shit

You dun goofed sperglord

kek

fuark brehs

message her "hey bby girl, you can eat my dog if u nommsayin"

What the fuck am I even supposed to say to that? I took it as a combo of "thanks" and dismissal.