ITT: people that will never make it

It's not gay if it's a feminine benis.

One of our times greatest men had a beard.

People that make these threads

>implying Veeky Forums is any better than /r9k/

OP le BTFO xD

Here's your response.

Jokes on all of you faggots there is nothing ever to be made. Entropy wins. You lose.

Stopid people.

ur mom made a lot of noise last night m8

>that pic
jesus....

>Europe

>USA

These boys.

>tinytrip top left

The bottom middle one is actually quite funny.

You're not gonna make it.

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>generation of boys raised by weak fathers and smothering mothers

absolutely disgusting

>skellingtons who think eating is difficult

>tfw you eat 4 mini scotch eggs and then check the macros
>700kcal, ~8g protein

fuck.

>fatties who think not eating is difficult

>ITT: people that will never make it
>weebs
Probably but they can snap out of it
>fatties
Same as above
>people that browse /r9k/
Same as above
>people that use the word "hype"
Using a word means shit all
>anyone with a beard
This is probably the most false out of all of these

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>nu males
They're not even people

I am 3/5 of these things
Fucking you OP you don't know shit

t. Assblasted fatass with a beard that watches Game of Cucks

i would kill that kid just to save him from the life that awaits him

haha

>watching GoT
Easily the biggest indicator of whether someone is a faggot or not.

think before you eat user.

>mia malkova

>pshh..nothing personnel kid

I really wanna see did dude in real life. He gotta die cause this shit offends me

seems like you're the only assblasted person itt :^)

>Deadpool
so funneh xD!!?!

I browse /r9k ironically what now

lol fucking dumbass

>be weeb
>browse /r9k/ (a lot less now though)
>have pube level beard
>made it

Pic with timestamp and stats, fuccboi.

Not going to make it.

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low test androgynous beta nu-male cuckold spotted

>OP

that's so fucking creepy wtf

>androgynous
Not with this beard kid

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this one always gets me because it seems real

goddamn

bro don't post like this here ffs

I can't even tell if you are being ironic or not

I would call you a fucking faggot but you probably don't get that much action desu senpai

I'm willing to bet that half of these words don't mean what you think they mean.

reading... it hurts.... so bad....

lol idk how to post on dis website XP

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Guarantee I get more pussy than you. I'm in a band

kek

I like your hat dude

>anyone with a beard
Well shitposted friend.
How does it feel to be low test?

>was going to back you up on that beard
>see this photo

dodged a bullet there

>these are the people giving lifting advice on Veeky Forums

>posts the gayest photo of a man with a beard he can find as a counter-argument
>"lolisareforbullying"

checks out

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

When did you transition?

I don't give advice I really don't lift

source?

My dad and my brother have great beards but i can't grow one, i'm 22yo. Why is that? I know that my estradiol levels are high, can that be the problem?

go phone bank for /r/sandersforpresident, ya faggot

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I don't even browse reddit you cuck bitch

>Chad has a beard
>you don't want to be Chad
Why even live user, if you can't grow the most basic factor that lets people know you're a man?
Men have beards, nu-males shave or have mustaches.

good fucking god, I've never hoped for a post to be a troll this bad before

don't worry, we could tell.

>Nu-male shave or have mustaches

And I still get more pussy than you though

>he fell for the beard and high t memes
Ooooooh boy. Don't believe everything you see on the internet kiddo.

>dating women who stay with you because you're a effeminate faggot.

Veeky Forums- trannies in training

lmao, it's been five years since the last time I shaved

just stating the fact that you are the most stupid and homosexual tripfag in this board

>using faggot as an insult
>2k16

this is how i know you're underage

You're not even good at shitposting. What are you doing with your life?

Dude, it's way too obvious you're actually autistic or an aspie, because any reasonably-minded human being would be so fucking embarassed at what you just wrote, but here you go making us cringe and feel embarassed for you. It literally hurts readin what you're writing, because I honestly think you believe what you're saying, and I can't fathom how ashamed your family and everyone around you must feel for sharing your general space.
Please kill yourself or learn how to not be a socially retarded fucking sperg, I beg you. People like you are literally worthless if they don't fix themselves.

>people that aren't gonna make it
posting in the thread made for folks like you was literally the only thing you did right, and I'm willing to believe it's the only thing you've done right in a long time.

Good pasta. You right this yourself?

Is no one going to mention that he's clearly holding his dick here?

>Not gonna make it
>Already made it to 1,237 locked and sealed, hang onto your asses for a wild election ride.

Pick one, loser.

lmao
>Being a PC moralfag on an infamous macedonian smegma sniffing forum

>bad words about me that runs on longer for more than one sentence? gotta be pasta XDDD

literally all for you, kiddo. people like you disgust me to no end, the sheer lack of self-awareness is so troublesome and makes my skin crawl. I know it's a comfort knowing that you will die as worthless as you are now, but you still bother me by just being you.

I dont have a beard but cant see whats wrong with them.

They look manly as fuck,atleast in some guys.

Being a nu male is not about having or not having a beard,its about being a little bitch or not

You'd look like an androgynous faggot without your shit excuse for a beard m8

Nice edgy clockwork orange tattoo btw loser

i just don't like the presence of children on my website