That one guy at the gym with the ironic beard and undercut

Nu-male meme is a convenient way to spot insecure small dicks

Remember, if you cant change a tire and have never chopped down a tree, you dont deserve a beard, amiright

I'm actually getting worse. I'm trying to go all-organic with my food at the moment, which is expensive but I live in the country so it's possible.

I did try that when I was younger but I don't now. I'm kind of bisexual (but I don't really like putting labels on myself) but I swung quite firmly towards women when I turned 18.

You're still a walking meme desu

dont knock it till u try it cunt.

Tell us your stance on feminism, made-up genders and Trump and Islam.

Then we will see if you are truly unsalvageable.

Do you mean iconic or are you just autistic?

"Ironic" can't be used in such manner you asperg.

I feel like being able to grow a beard is a great opportunity to express myself through my appearance. It also requires careful maintenance and grooming, which makes me feel more like a man than shaving.

>if you cant change a tire and have never chopped down a tree, you dont deserve a beard, amiright
Is this supposed to be sarcasm?
Because that statement is true

Do you think bureaucracy is good?

There is nothing more insufferably obnoxious than people who are obsessed with hipster beer and coffee.

Beards are for resditors and Muslims

Grow up

Nu male detected

A lot of my friends when I was younger started gauging their ears, doing the usual pseudo hipster things. Getting anchors tattooed unironically as if they had meaning.

I started taking all my piercings out (I had 6-7), shaved my hair down to almost stubble and joined the military.
I shaved every day for 5 years straight, when I got out I never wanted to shave again.
I am full sleeved on tats, getting a piece for each 6 months I was deployed.
I started growing my beard out the month I left the military. I did the hipster beard for about 6 months. Regretted it.

Now I just keep a decent beard growth, I only have to shave once monthly and the length is short enough you can still see the shape of my chin.
Do what feels good for you, don't follow cultural fads, right now every hipster is shaving their beard because feminist are pushing an anti-beard campaign. So they aren't even cool anymore.

you actually said the meme, absolute madman

I'm quite open to feminism. At times I've considered myself a feminist, but I admit not understanding its philosophies well enough. The basic idea that women are still quite severely disadvantaged in our society despite making up the majority of the population in my country rings true to me, and I support positive discrimination or whatever it's called in limited forms as a necessary evil to improve gender equality.

I admit I find the whole non-binary gender shit a bit annoying, but each to their own, everyone should have the right to express themselves and their identities as they see fit. I get why it happens due to the rapidity of change in our society from conservatism to liberalism, but I still find it annoying when people let that shit completely define who they are - you can't actually talk to them as a human being without the whole "I'm a non-binary genderfluid otherkin furry" or some shit being thrown in your face. That's usually just immaturity though and people finding themselves, as they get older they should grow out of it.

I think Trump is a very smart guy who will exploit the right people and the right prejudices to win the Presidency, then America will be like some 1980s Dystopian view of the future. He'll probably beat Hillary I think. I fully back Sanders.

I think Islam is like any other religion, it just has a lot of problems now because the majority of the countries in which it is practised bore the brunt of colonialism/imperialism that totally screwed up the precarious societal balance between religious sects in the region. Not only did colonialism screw up their societal development, as in Africa, it screwed up the natural order of things - you can't just draw lines in the sand and call them nations, or worse, try to maintain those lines because it's in your "national interests" - see Israel and Kurdistan.

What's wrong with good beer? Are you implying real man drink only bud and Miller piss?

do I need to shave my beard now or should I wait two weeks until it's okay to have one again? really confused here

>that guy who is suddenly into beard culture, fancy coffee culture, fancy cigar culture, fancy craft beer culture, vinyl, and bicycle culture as of 1 year ago

I think bureaucracy should be kept to a minimum, but sometimes you just have to accept it in order to ensure people are adequately supported in our society.

Had a beard before hipster wave and I'm going to keep it after its gone. People who grow or shave beards because of the fad are attentionwhoring tryhards.

>If you cant change a tire and have never chopped down a tree, you dont deserve a beard

Well I have done and can do both of those. I also believe parents should spank their children for punishment and I am a strong proponent for capital punishment.

>mfw I only have a beard because I hate shaving
I also hate getting hair cuts but shit's getting too long and it's starting to piss me off.

What is beard culture?

It does look good

It has nothing to do with being a nu male.

Debate me.

This is your last chance, cuck. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed, plug in your ass while Jamal is hilt-deep in your gf. You take the red pill -- you escape degenerate wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I fix roads in the hot summer heat with hot asphalt and tar. Shoveling, raking, and rolling.

I have a beard because i dont shave often, because i usually just don't bother. Am i a hipster?

>hipster beer
Do you mean "good beer"? I could give less than two fucks about coffee or its houses, but if liking good, craft beer is a problem for you then your more of a faggot then those nu-males.

Beard culture is the hipster portion of beard growth.
It's the same routine as following gauging ear rituals or having shitty tats.

>start it
>get really into it
>become disillusioned by it
>follow next cultural fad
>repeat
The life of hipsters.

I think you've earned your beard, as long as you subscribe to right-wing politics and conservative values.

Suddenly having the belief that all great men should be and were bearded. Having fancy beard oils and ye olde trimmers and going to a mens grooming place (decorated with everything from the intial post) to get it cared for.

Thanks. By those standards ive indeed earned it

I am so fucking glad I don't have any tattoos and no beard. So very, very glad.

>skateboarding
>hipster beards
>undercuts
>manbuns
>craft beer
>novelty coffees
>crossfit
>veganism
>atheism
>left-wing ideology
>socialism
>communism
>SJWism
>feminism
>liberalism
>Bernie Sanders
>Hillary Clinton

This is a complete list of things that men should be castrated for, should they be found guilty of these vile things.

What if I take both at the same time.

I'm just trying to get fucked up

You fucking moron islam is not like every other religion because it's a fucking government. Sharia is law you imbecile. Everybody should fully distrust any muslim they meet. Especially if they're refugees. They willingly lived in sharia law. Despite their women making up half the pop, they do not push for equality. That should say something on it's on.

Probably you are too low-test for a decent beard and your arms are too tiny for tattoos.

>the facial hair doesn't grow enough on my face to have a beard.
>tfw it's mostly neck beard
>tfw hair us really curly too so it just looks like a bunch of pubes

I agree with most of this list except for the addition of craft beer. Your own man card should be checked for questioning/ not liking beer.

Is there a distinction between just having a normal, well maintained beard and a hipster beard??

Someone's mad he can't land a kick flip but the 15 year old down the block can.

>trolling this hard on a Mongolian yak herding forum

>Cuckoldry speaks, it's time to listen

What exactly is the connection between beer and the human male? Seems like some deep-rooted degeneracy to me.

your list is gay and you should be castrated for being homosexual

>tfw have a beard because without one I'd look like Saitama

No regrets people compliment my beard all the time.

Don't be salty just cause I know how to strawberry milkshake

>the human male
>deep-rooted degeneracy
seriously who talks like this

How did I forget to add LGBT to the list...

Nice strong argument you have there buddy ;)

and even worse, yourself

>veganism
they castrate themselves

It's okay user, I'm sure your gf will peg you tonight to make you feel all better

My legs are gigantic because I skateboarded regularly at 190-200lbs

Stay mad nu male, be sure not to do anything scary

> Be me, final year of high school
> Girl named Tinka cewed my friends ear off, every time I was talking to him.
> Always smiled at me and teased me to join the conversation.
> "user, you're so quite"
> Fuck you bitch, I was talking to him.
> Gtfo!
> Month later buddy tells me "she only does it, when you're around"
> "Okay? So what"
> tfw me so clueless, he had to tell me she has the hots for me

Did you build your own?

Oh no... it's retarded

Wrong thread bud

relax, you're not alone

>It's a fucking government
It isn't in Albania, Turkey, Bosnia, Indonesia or other moderate Muslim countries where, like in any other religion, the majority of people disregard all the bullshit and live like normal human beings. Normal people cherry pick from religion because religion is bullshit. The only people that follow it to a T have serious problems e.g. hopeless situation due to poverty/third world shit or they're fucking crazy, like bible thumping American baptists.

Cucks

are u a cunt?
IF yes u are the worst left leaning degeneracy enablers there are

as long as your interests are legitimate bro you shouldn't give a shit what people on here label you
what type of autist even bothers to learn what a "nu-male" is

Beer is for fucking pussies. Drink straight liquor and shut the fuck up about how hoppy something is.

Lol, they just beheaded a Christian preacher in Indonesia. Look up the Pew survey on Islamic beliefs. Even "moderate" countries will be happy to legalize killing gays.

The undercut is a massively overrated haircut, that may look good on a select few, but not the vast majority of plebs who have it. Honestly when I see it on people these days I automatically assume they're unable to make their own choices and blindly choose whatever's popular (read:sheep). Funnily enough it isn't really an indicator of a nu-male necessarily because nu-males enjoy standing out and being different.

Yeah, all those damn Baptists that feet too into the book and decide to strap bombs to their chest. Nevermind that 99.8% of terrorist attacks in the last 30 years have been Jihadist.

>19
>have been Veeky Forums all my life
>eat and sleep well
>close to no beard growth
>meanwhile 14 yr olds run around with a full beard
>they're turks with high as fuck voices
>they're unfit too
>they get all the jailbait hipster girls
I wanted a beard since I was a kid
Why is life so unfair

The biggest fag move is to let the faggots here in any way effect your behavior. Like how insecure can someone be?

>women are disadvantaged

Please supply one way in which women are disadvantaged

[citation needed]

>a dyel twink faggot who shitposts under "cute tomato" calls you a fag and nu male

lmao do you think anyone here takes anything you say seriously?
Get fucked

Affect. Opining on something isn't letting it affect you.

I've had a beard for 19 years and I'll be god-damned before I let a bunch of limp wristed milk drinkers make me change my ways just because they got a hard on for Victorian males for six months.

I'm with you bro but I hate Islam more, it has more inherent problems than other religions in it's practice but all are equally retarded. Pretty much agree with everything else you've posted. don't worry bro this whole board isn't insecure redpill /pol/ virgins

this is bait.... i hope

>atheism

fuck off sheep

>unironically calling an atheist sheep

Wtf Is this bizarro world you live in?

Woah woah slow down there school shooter

Anyone have a cap of the nu male beard fag from the not gonna make it thread?

read the original comment hes saying men who are atheist should be castrated

How about you shut your fucking stupid idiot face and plop that cute little twink ass on my lap you sweet misguided little thing.

>bill maher said atheists are smart and religious people are dumb so it must be true

Frankly it looks good on some guys and bad on others like most things.

My wife likes my beard, the braids I have in it, and the man-bun i'm growing.

If it works, do it.

>if bill maher said it it can't possibly be true
>very religious countries aren't retarded

pic pls

This style is awesome for men who are already manly. But if you have a chubby beta-face, it looks fucking obvious that you're trying to hide it by growing a beard. It's almost adorable.

>muslims are dumb so that means all religious people are dumb

Just make sure you have the FACE and FRAME to pull that sick beard off

Lex fitness?

>Implying this isnt the style that makes pussy fucking moist.

>Implying lifting, getting a nice tan, grooming yourself correctly, wearing nice clothes and then slaying some high test bitch while snorting coke off her ass isnt the best thing in life.

>Implying having anything more than a number 1 on the sides isnt just annoying as fuck.

Good coffee good beer and beards are all awesome things. You're making being a hipster sound legit

Between this thread and the betamax women are cheating whores thread I feel like I share this board with a bunch of bitter ass blasted faggots

When did this place become r9k?

>suddenly