Why don't you take off your shirt, user? Show us those abs!

>Why don't you take off your shirt, user? Show us those abs!

Please respond

I'm gay fuck off kunts.

there isn't any good lighting in here, girls. :^)

lel

>I-I-I'm on my bulk.
>What's a bulk, you're just a fatass who looks at girls at the gym, hahahahaha fucking creep.

Abs are for teenagers

>tfw you can never attract them

I wish I had a fedora image on hand.

>lift shirt up
>Wow you sure look like you work out
>Let me feel
>Omg lets fuck

I wish I had an image to convey how under the age of 25 you sound.

Gross armpit, marks on face, fake blonde 4/10 would not bang.

You buy women like that.

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alright bitch here, show me your tits

if they refuse, I just grab them

>marks on face
wut

>o-only dogs like bones

Lol you have no idea do you? One of my friends has a six pack and despite being and /r9k/ level social incompetent, he gets laid with zero effort. Girls will duck him just to say the ducked a guy with a six pack.

Bulking is a memo and I feel sorry for anyone who ever fell for it. Looking like a fat shot for 2/3 of the year so that you can increase the rate at which you become a disgusting comic image of a developed male is stupid. It only has any value if you're a competition bodybuilder who only needs to look good a few weeks out of the year.

So what's the 9th grade like? Are you excited for summer?

But dude only teenagers like girls xDDD

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I was being ironic nigga, I'm always low fat nigga.

>Why don't you take off that paint off your face, bitches? Show me those acne!

my dog ate it.

I'm 29 and I still have visible abs.
You're right though, teenagers love my abs.

>at the gym
>warming up with some cardio
>see girl walking through the gym
>look at her
>she looks at me and passes the floor
>she comes to the cardio area shortly after
>I'm at in the top left corner at a treadmil and there are 8 rows of bikes next to me and none of them are taken except the one in the bottom right
>girl comes up and takes the one right next to me
>I finish my cardio and go to the lifting area
>try to look at the girl in the cardio area and she already left
Was she miring?

No
Girls do that shit all the time so you talk to them and they feel like they're wanted

Ok, good. I didn't give her a second glance.

Yeah bro abz for life who cares that my lift are less than a woman's

>the two choices are fat and fuel

Epic, simply Eric.

>bulking means pizza burgers and being 40%bfat

Which one of those do you think is the more expensive of the two, per hour? I'd say it's the one on the right.

lol these are typical Maltese girls

Really? Will they let you fuck them bareback and finish inside them, or does that cost extra?

Theyre not escorts they party/club sluts
Basically every weekend they get drunk. It's in their routine

>>warming up with some cardio

>finish my cardio and go to the lifting area
user what the fuck are you doing

>nobody over 25 is allowed to have abs

>warming up with cardio

never heard of warming up your heart rate before lifting(5min cardio). I don't think he's saying he actually does cardio before lifting

why are you crying

>Being over the age of 25
>Browsing Veeky Forums

You are literally the only one that gives a shit

Who are they? Any more pics?