Historically speaking, why has the European religious scene been dominated by Christianity...

Historically speaking, why has the European religious scene been dominated by Christianity, a religion encouraging celibacy and promoting cuckoldry, or Judaism, where adherents cut their own dicks off? Why not something like the worship of Priapus, where your patron-god will bless you with a gigantic cock, and rape evildoers?

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>cuckoldry
intercourse may only be done in the missionary position with your only wife for the soul purpose of procreation
>Judiasm
neither jew nor gentile...
>their own dicks off
circumcision is not necessary to be christian

>Historically speaking, why has the European religious scene been dominated by Christianity

Because the church consists of murderers and if "worshipers of God" threaten to murder you if you do not "worship God" like they do then it's a strong incentive to "worship God" - murder anyone and everyone and destroy anything except the Pope and priests and then wonder why you no longer have any evidence for God.

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>where adherents cut their own dicks off?
>What is the council of Jerusalem
you 'merican?

Nigger who would bother to slide Veeky Forums? What could possibly be being discussed here that the man doesn't want anyone to hear?

Anne Frank and Charles II relationship.
I didn't tell you this

Plebeian nature appeals to religion which is based on slave mentality, all abrahamic religions are basically slave cults and believers refer to themselves as "Slaves of God".

Plebs ruin everything, we need a final solution to the pleb problem

>Cuckoldry
He's refering to the fact that god cucked Joseph.

Because the Jews won and some Westerners are actually fucking convinced we worshipped demons and THAT'S what we built our marble statues to.

So here's the thing. If Jesus was a real dude and Mary really did just panic hard and claim it was God's son. Do you think she knew her lie would blow up and become a religion responsible for shaping the world we know it today?

Historically, the European scene has not been dominated by hebrew mythology. It has been dominant for more than a thousand years, and was absent for thousands of years prior to that.

Just study the classics and you'll appreciate the clear and inevitable decline of hebrew mythology in the West. Also, nothing is stopping you from worshipping Priapus (except possible sex crime charges if you worship too eagerly in public)

>If
"no"

Early Christianity was incredibly attractive to slaves and other 'oppressed' people throughout the Roman Empire. Its mostly because of the muh reward of eternal afterlife meme. From there it just continued to spread thanks to the autistic motivation of the early church father's and missionaries.

>People still think Jesus's Virgin Birth wasn't referring to rebirth and regeneration by the Divine Mother Goddess

...

All religions are illogical, but most of paganism is so silly and illogical even people 2k rushed into believing something less-retarded

2k years ago*

In all religions an internal logic exist so your statement is nonfactual.

>if both are X, it means one cannot be more X then the other!!11

They aren't wrong you know.

Because Jews made Christianity to destroy Europe. Even when Christianity became the state religion of the empire, the only people that were Christians in the empire were nobility that wanted to use it for control, some slaves, and some women, It still mostly consisted of shitskin non-Europeans though.
"Rome" after 363 is Roman in name only.

Go to bed Titus

This, p much. When Christianity gained the upper hand and suppressed its opposition, the West entered a hebrew mythology dark age from which it only began to seriously emerge in the late 20th century.

Christians tend to suck at abstract thinking. They can only understand things literally.

Jesus was literally born a virgin and literally died for your sins after literally performing miracles. If you accept him you will go to a literal place called heaven when you die.

>Christians tend to suck at thinking
FTFY. There's a reason why their foremost gospel contains a simple counting error in the first chapter and they go into frenzied apologetics over it instead of simply concluding that Matthew can't count.

i guess this is the average german-ish education...
>be german tribes
>destroy the empire under a hun warlord
>get later civilized by the only remnant of th empire, the church
>blame the church of everything and start the """reform""" that is the most eretic belief since arianism

Like that shit didn't happen in every religion ever. Zeus' dick is a freaking meme by now.

Roman Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are unconscious manifestations of the same sacred powers people have always worshiped. Even if most of the actual adherents won't admit to this. Protestantism is more of a deviation since it was founded upon rejecting tradition in favor of the physical gospel.
A simple counting error doesn't indicate "Matthew can't count." Especially considering that the gospels were orally preserved before being written.
>go into frenzied apologetics over it
Such as?

>A simple counting error doesn't indicate "Matthew can't count."
It kind of does. When he claims there are three sets of 14 generations to get from Abraham to Jesus, and actually omits names listed in Chronicles to get his count "right", and then includes 15 generations in the middle set, I think it's pretty clear Matthew can't in fact count. Why deliberately omit names if you're not trying to force it into your numerlogical schema? And why do it wrong if you can count?

>Such as?
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>cuckoldry

Literally where, sex is only allowed in the confines of Marriage and adulterers and sexually immoral people (including cuckolds) are living in sin. The bible also says that if you cannot live in celibacy (i.e 99% of of men) than you should get married instead of letting the flames of passion burn you up. Anything else?

Perhaps the schema shouldn't be taken as purely biological sense most to all of the early figures there are mythological figures?

gnosis.org/naghamm/adam.html

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Kadmon

Remember that warning about being caught up in useless genealogies?
>When I was setting out for Macedonia I urged you to stay on in Ephesus to instruct certain people not to spread wrong teaching or to give attention to myths and unending genealogies; these things only foster doubts instead of furthering God's plan which is founded on faith.