Someone make me feel like being dadmode+ isn't best mode

Yeah, I bought some generic tanktop for gym a couple of days ago that said XXXL, but it does not seem true. Go get a common brand shirt and tell me what size fits you. I have 5 ralph lauren shirts and they are all L size, not even XL.

U also roid so don't apply

>you're fatter, shorter, and weaker than me
You forgot to say he's less euphoric.

That was implied

Mossimo and most other brands I'm too big for xl and XXL

>Mossimo
wtf is that? Please use some brand white people wear.

You're a big guy

It's a brand sold by Target, the french store.

ur a cute girl :3

ur p creepy lookin desu

You made a specific thread to talk about how big you are and in fact bigger than most people realize? Are you sure you're not Jason Blaha?

Best mode and my goal at 6'3 215 lbs. Grats bro im on my way i promise

I didnt know boardshorty is such a faggot

Ur a qt

They're French?

U2 beb

On your way indeed my man

>guy with """"dadbod"""" getting mires at the beach
>until i come in with my ascended ottermode sixpack and PIZZA
>"hey gramps, is this really what a guy should be looking like in his 20's?"
>girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "pizza"
>dadbod loser goes on Veeky Forums to shitpost

for u

Do you have ig?
Took my trip off to say this

Lol this lankey sais he's XXXL.

I'm a retard what is an ig

Instagram

I do, if you have steamrollan on insta you should be able to find me

>roid gut
You could've been so perfect.

beast mode is best mode, get real.

you fucking autist.
you're tall, you have a good drop.
just because you could use a cut, it doesn't make it a dadbod.

It's just fat.

>I'm XXL or XXXL

t. a twink

Your face is kind of creepy. Post back.

SHWshorts when?

Soon eventually

frame bro, frame with a larger frame would fill it out

this

Look at his pics, his fram isn't that big. He resembles me of a guy I know, he's like 190cm but weights like 80kg, but since he's tall he automatically assumes he needs to wear XXL and look like of of those gansta niggers with oversized shirts.

Sick b8 lil guy

>guy with """ottermode""" getting mires at the beach
>until i come in with my ascended gentlesirmode beerkeg and KATANA
>*teleports behind u* 'nothing personnel, kid'
>girls instantly swoon to me begging for my "katana"
>ottermode loser goes on Veeky Forums to shitpost

...

>tfw 6'5 95kg
>cant wait to be 105+kg

Why the fuck do you snap your back like that? One way ticket to snap city.

When he lifts it up his back is str8 so I donno what's the issue here

>6'4"
You said you were 6'3" lmao when will you manlets learn

what's your instagram

i solemnly swear not to fap to any of you're pics

>187cm
>wears XL
Liar. At your height, you already need XXL so your navel doesn't show. Such is life in the EU.

I already posted that I even wear L size, specificaly ralph lauren shirts (they are probably made for amerifats, but whatever), other brands are all XL and they all fit.

It depends where you're from. Dadmode seems to be more popular in poorer or Mediterranean countries, but definitely not in the rich west.

>THROW HIS ASS OUT! HES A MEMER! HES A MEMER!

The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.

Aside from the creepy mire, keep up the awesome effort!

Also, I have mired you before in a rather creepy, similar way.
Please, excuse my autism.
I'm an introverted, prudish fag, whom sleeps too little.

Admit it, you fantasized about Boadie while wanking sesh at least once this month.

I have no idea what sesh is, but I have fantasized about being blindfolded, man handled, and used by him.
I'm actually rather thankful I'm small enough to be able to one day live that fantasy with anyone remotely strong who would be my future BF.

I'm not sure if you are a girl, but at this point I don't even want to konw.

pls respond

but i thought you liked isley trappy

so many asians tb h

Lmao this whole thread is a single, big shitpost

>Dadmode seems to be more popular in Mediterranean countries

You couldn't be more wrong.
It's all about ottermode here.

I'm a 5'8" manlet, 142lbs, who is taking female hormones to appear as androgynous as possible.

The exercises I perform target mainly my glutes, upper and lower back, abdominals, and legs.
With light focus on my biceps, triceps, and shoulders.

I'm pretty much an actual degenerate, without the degenerate fantasies stereotypically held by the LGBT community.

That said I do hell out here when I can when it comes to anons seeking nutritional help, as nutrition is really the only thing I'd be able to give any proper advice on.

Any advice I'd give on lifts would be borderline shitposting, so I would never offer such half-assed knowledge to any of the denizens here.

Does your previous mire include shoving your head so far up my ass you'd be my second set of legs?

>these posts

Drop the T when?

God no, that's absolutely atrocious and without class.

Honestly my mire was without class, however.
More along the lines of wishing you'd fuck me, with perhaps a hint at manhandling and overpowering me.

Was about a week ago, if I remember correctly.
But no, I mainly mire in a creepy but affectionate way.
Never would I state something that crass, without first acknowledging the beauty of your body, the amount of effort you've taken to sculpt your body, and what trials you go through to ensure your body is not only mai trained, but constantly progressing.

Wow th-thanks user

I laughed so hard that it was kinda yelling at the same time.

>XXL
>XXXL

What brand are you buying from? Even XXL is like wearing curtains if you buy from normal adult men's brands. Maybe you're spending too much time in the women and kid's section?

Lookin good man, probably next goal level right there
>got raped by ex
>she's pregnant now
>gonna fight for custody (and win)
It's gonna kill my finances but she's a certified crazy, that kid wouldn't stand a chance.

You're very welcome Boardshorts!
Receiving your gratification, just like last time, in response to my appreciate of your physique and knowing full well what goes on crafting it, makes me quite happy.

I am very creepy, not intentionally, I just am.
And receiving a thank you from anyone, no matter what I've done, always makes me feel happy, especially when I am actually being myself (which is quite honestly a very rare thing, even here).

I wish you the best with your training!
I should actually sleep some before work, so I also wish you a goodnight, whenever you decide to sleep.

P.S.
Despite my creepy infatuation with juicy male bodies, I am in no way affected by emotions in regard to this obsession I have.
I'm not some weird stalker, just an eccentric who wasn't touched that much throughout their life.

congratulations on having people compliment you so they can get closer to you. The chances of it being a genuine compliment are slim to none. They just look at you as a guy who has the potential to get get with them.

There is a guy that is 6'5" 260 at my gym, a "dad bod" just like you and he looks just fat compared to me, 6'4" 200.

Shut up and post your butt.

...

lol you pull sumo and are talking shit

>The amount of touching I would do to your muscles.

what do other people feel like?

Puking

OP is mad because he can't cut to single digits and never seen his abs in entire life

How is this different from landwhales saying real men like curves??
You have good frame + face + height and probably personality but you are trying to make out that this roid gut looking thing you have is attractive compared to abs

>adhd can't hold still
Kek'd hard

dyel's do you even know what real roid gut looks like? have you never seen someone standing with a relaxed core?

why would anyone want to look like this

>Dadbod
>not generic
Lmao

Boardie your insecurity is showing

i sexually identify as boardshorts' board shorts

My fav tripfriend

Stay weak, stupid and a virgin.

I wasnt being sarcastic you turd

I love this false bravado that people show on the jävla internet, like, really child?

you would be 100% stuttering and sweating like a japanese school girl if I ever met you in real life and you realized, that at 185cm, 112kg in the lågsäsongen and holding an EASY 315kg deadlift, you barely come up to my chest

thats when I fuck your girl you fucking virgin kek, she lied about being a virgin too btw ;))

du suger slang, dra helvette, hej!

>fishing for homo comments

stop teasing fgt

>jävla internet
>thats when I fuck your girl

You know all about getting cucked don't you, sweden?

It's a shame that site has produced literally zero hot porn scenes.

That's like Nordstrom brand (the rail iirc). Basically any fuccboii brand that runs small is going to be XXXL like Armani Exchange has a XXL that's too small.

Sorry to hear about the rape thing but where did that come from?

That's not roid gut, just a big pot belly with a hint of abs

:3

not enough thicc bearmode qt's in vanilla randy blue-esque porn like that site tbH

hi boardie. real life woman here. pls send nudez to this address: [email protected]
i will send back
thnx boardie :3

>Implying Milo doesn't hate trannies