A woman will never love you unless you're well hung. She'll tolerate you, but never love you...

A woman will never love you unless you're well hung. She'll tolerate you, but never love you. You can work out all you want, but if you're dick is average or below average, you're done for. Even the average penis size is considered too small for woman.

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>mfw 7" x 7" penis

The person who made this infograph should be gassed desu
>inb4 small dick

kek

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I'm not a sheltered retard, I know it does matter. Try posting this on r9k, maybe someone there will be hurt over this

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>It's another thread by a self-hating tinydicked cuckold white dude who pretends to be black

>Cuck anatomy class

Further proof that all cucks are retarded

Delete this

lol, this needs to be shifted to show perception and reality. Most women think 6 inch dicks are actually 8 inches. Women are fucking retarded.

>these are the people giving you fitness advice

I don't give a fuck what these cunts want or desire!

>6 feet tall so I'm taller than a majority of people and only shorter than the tallest guy in the room.

>180 lbs at 12% bf so I'm looking solid as of late.

>Always had a 7x5.5 since I was like 17 so I've never had an issue laying it down.

>Handsome mofo since birth.

>Even when I was a fat bitch I always had broad shoulders.

>The worst I'll get for hair loss is a receding hairline in my late 30s.

Who else genetic lottery here?

Yup my penis just about fits inside my gf, she's nice and tight down there. I'm not exactly hung but I've got a fair enough deal down there to not feel short changed.

Yet she's stupid enough to tell everyone I've got an 8" dick and its the biggest she's ever had, very close to being too big.

I've measured it myself and it's 6 inches at best.

Nice try with your shoop, dicklet.

I dont have a monster dick by any means and my gf's most common complaint is OOOH TOO DEEP.

You don't want to hit a girl's cervix you stupid twat.

Kek

Reminder pic related is your average anons idea of handsome

DELET THIS

>it's black
Every time

Do you have a citation

The woman in the study were given physical models of the penises which they were allowed to hold/handle and they made judgments based on the 3D models as well as pictures.

>ideal circumference is 8-9 inches
A soda can is 8.2 inches in circumference. This chart is 100% bull shit

>average anons idea of handsome
>half of the posts in the thread mocked him

the meme is 8 x 6 because that is a realistic dick size, not 8 x 8 you newfaggot

Is it?!?!?

Again though, women are idiots. My gf has an old dildo from before we were together that's covered in dust on top of her closet.

I asked her why she never uses it and she says its too big and hurts too much. She used it literally once and it was so difficult to get in she never bothered again.

She didn't consider that when she bought it but just thought BIGGER THE BETTER LOL

No shit senpai.

Here's a serious one though.

>tfw most fun

Lol at thinking an 8 inch dick is ideal, i'm a little bit above 6 inches and have always had to hold back a little to not be smashing it against their cervix

Ffs brehs. If you have an average dick you can do the job. It's not all about penetration, fingering her and eating her pussy, sucking her clit etc will get her off, sliding an average side cock inside will be enough to stretch her lubed up, warm pussy enough to make her eyes roll, you then pound away at her warm, tight, moist, heavenly pussy until she squirts. Chicks need a bit of persistence on the pussy guys, that's all. Whenever you get a chick in your bed, just remember the words "persistence on the pussy" and she'll love you

Let's post some quality Veeky Forums charts.

Unless you're under 5x5, you're good. Also have good hygiene and exercise.
-a bi-sexual male whore

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>tfw legitimate 8.5 inch dick
>tfw I could still easily fit it inside of my virgin gf once I broke her hymen
Must be weird to not be able to completely fit inside a girl

>i swear guys i'm in 0.01percentile

This is bait but theres some legit info on here as well.. is that to make it seem more realistic or?

I'll take a picture of it flaccid and post it on imgur if you want

>No pork or fish

I mean even for a literal meme thats low hanging.

>This denial
How small is your dick? I used a brush handle for a relatively long time, then I went and get a real dildo that was a good size and the difference was unreal. My guess is that your gf is lying to you. I had a bf who had a five inch dick that was bent down at a weird angle and the sex was pretty lame, but I told him that I loved his dick and he ate it up and now thinks he's gods gift to woman. Men are very susceptible to flattery and never try to improve as a result.

Yeah, if the pic is 100% shit advice people don't fall for it.

All the good b8s include legit info.

Thankfully I've started jelqing and I'm gonna get a bath mate too

You don't measure from the base of your balls mate

Either that or your girlfriend has the deepest vagina known to womankind and should do everyone a service and start a porn career

I'm just saying it's very unlikely senpai.

>tfw 6'0" with 5.5" pencil dick
>tfw take 5'1" Asian girls virginity

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE VAGINAS THAT TIGHT
felt loose as fuck in every other girl desu. have only fucked azns now

>Going to show a flacid 5-6 inch dick and claim he's a grower

Picture of it erect next to a ruler showing 8.5 inches or nothing

pretty good bait, there's good information mixed in with shitposting there

>6.5x5
I want to believe

of all the boards you could have posted this on you chose Veeky Forums

post dick faggot

Mate, Asians have a vagina like a coin slot. It's also horizontal

>tfw 7.5x5.5 dicklet
My gf says it's bordering on too big though.

>measuring from base of your balls
Does anyone actually do that?

Idk I'm pretty sure her vagina isn't the deepest known to womankind although I have no other experience to compare it to, she's pretty tall(5'11) dunno if that has anything to do with it

Holy shit my comment was the center of a screencap

I've reached Veeky Forums enlightenment

Mine is as small too.
I took my ex's virginity and we had amazing sex for 3 years.
She went on erasmus to Italy a few months ago and last month she said she cheated on me with some Italian guy and that they fucked regularly.
I'm destroyed now. I'm sure he has a bigger cock which is pretty easy. I should probably just off myself.

>she's pretty tall(5'11)
Now it's getting more believable senpai.

That meme won't reach chan history. Dont kid yourself friend

>flaccid 5-6 inch dick
That would be incredibly impressive, even Ron Jeremy only has a six inch flaccid dick user

This entire thread is just memes

5.5in is average, not small man.

>does anyone actually do that?

Well let's see here, what is more likely, that your measuring skills are that of a 3 year old or that you're walking around with a monster cock that would put the most famous of porn stars to shame.. hmmmm...