Hey user what did you order to eat?

>hey user what did you order to eat?

You.

I can't do this.

>implying I would even look twice at someone with eyebrows as shit as those

he he yes

You would though

I'm a vegan so I brought my own food

>implying I would even glance at someone with shoulders as shit as those

>this looks delicious, i took the tuna plate with garlic dip and some cheetos

>implying I would even breathe the same air with someone that has pigtails as shit as those

This picture emnates a nasty smell

Is anyone else getting it

SHUT UP YOU BITCH YOU SAID YOUR CUTE LITTLE BROTHER WAS COMING AN HOUR AGO WHERE IS HE?

God damn it what the hell is she wearing. Is she going to a rave?

Bitch weren't you listening?

>implying I would even communicate with someone with ears as useless as those

Sounds like you just checked out

Hang in there buddy :'^(

what do you mean? that's my rack of ribs.

you can have the water i guess.

Your pussy

>implying I would even acknowledge the presence of someone with a smartphone as shit as that

You dirty skank, do i look like i'm made of money? "What did you order to eat?" Bitch there's enough there to keep you feeded for a week. You have some fucking cheek asking me what i ordered, you better pass over the tray before i break your teeth, kiddo

>everyone giving her shit but id gladly pay money just to be sitting across from her

>"Dont you remember? You paid for it lol...I got the pork belly with the cheese grits and a xtra large Coca-Cola"

Wait a second. . . this isn't Applebee's! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying I'm not actually here to stare in awe at that magnificent shining hat that the invisible nigger is wearing in the background

michael jackson nose/10

>image.jpg

Naw thanks babe im just gonna use your vaginer as a diner

god fucking damn i love pigtail braids on girlls


HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>Not getting the collard greens
REEEE gtfo my booth bitch!!!

sauce?