You are given 8 months to fix the eggman, can you do it?
You are given 8 months to fix the eggman, can you do it?
Jack Sullivan
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Andrew Edwards
MAKE HIM A FUCKCBOI. I AM CONTENT
Robert Rodriguez
It depends on how loosely you define "fix"
David Flores
This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. I'd only ask for 8 minutes - just to put him out of his misery
Charles Rodriguez
>Get him eating clean at -500 cals below TDEE.
>Get him a buzzcut & grooming properly.
>Get him doing Reg Park's Beginner routine.
>Get him doing Couch to 5K.
>Get him doing Yoga to reduce cortisol.
>Get him on Vit D, ZMA, fish oil, creatine, whey isolate, & green tea.
>Get him enrolled on an adult learning course at the local community college (doesn't matter what course, it's simply to resocialise him).
>Get him doing No Fap.
>Get him to give up video games.
I honestly think from experience these would go a long way to fixing him.
Andrew Gonzalez
His head shape is brutal, I don't think a buzzcut would fix it dude.
Gabriel Hall
>Get him to stop going to /r9k/
Even then, it will be a long shot to get him fixed
Julian Sanchez
Jesus, is that pic not shopped?
Brody Cooper
>-500 cals below TDEE
>shave hair
>get him to do lots of cardio and some aesthetic routine like suggested
AND GIVE HIM FUCKING SUNGLASSES
Camden Roberts
honestly if you take a pic like that with bad lighting up close with a phone camera most people would look fucking ugly
some people are photogenic some aren't, eggy probably doesn't still look as bad irl
Connor Carter
If he was less fat he could pull it off. I feel like he is hiding a potentially great chin under all that sadness.
Jordan Mitchell
I mean he has a gf so what's the probleme
Elijah Price
easily.
Evan Thomas
pics?
Michael Carter
Cant fix ugly OP.
Jason Green
Iirc, she looked like a egg herself
Juan Hall
like a donkey with a broken leg.
Josiah Mitchell
>a
Still better than quite a lot of us.
Isaac Taylor
lefort 3
nose job
blepharoplasty
Adrian Foster
>Get him doing No Fap.
Noah Williams
Test tren and hgh
Bentley Collins
Eggy is cute. Here's a picture from when we were at his parents cabin.
I'm actually here to get tips for losing weight. I gained 20 pounds in Minnesota. I walked everywhere and didn't eat much before I moved here to be with him. No wonder everybody here is fat. No walkability, bad weather. Plus, but no good Asian food and it's all overpriced.