WHY does this happen EVERYTIME I squat? How do I fucking fix this

WHY does this happen EVERYTIME I squat? How do I fucking fix this

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BECAUSE POO IN LOO PAJEET

> tighty whiteys

Get a buttplug. We all use them for squats.

such is life in america

You cannot be serious

wipe your ass you foul fucking animal.

Stop being such a faggot and be on top next time. Feminine submissive fuccboys are degenerate.

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how? how the fuck? i couldn't do that if i fucking tried bruh

Mirin

OP, do you have hemorrhoids?

Keep making those veg*n gains

> ameritards

next time you shit, wash with water

Like stick my ass in the toilet and splash water against it?

i think he means put some water on the paper.

Wipe better

It's called a bidet. Fuck.
Not the user who originally suggested it btw.

installing this in your toilet

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Why is it green?

This thread made me laugh thanks buddy :^)

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You're probably not getting enough fibre into your diet if you literally can't clean your arse properly without making yourself bleed.

Start wiping your ass properly for fucks sake.

Despite memeing the butt is not meant for sex, OP.