How do I into Joker mode?

How do I into Joker mode?

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This joker is going to suck so hard.

Make sure to FREAK your MOM out everyday

the only thing you'll be sucking hard is your dads dick.

3x5 live in Dallas
4x10 be cross dressing faggot
5xf AIDS
3x12 Start a buyer's club

You need to be 18 to post here, child.

stop eating

Ha jokes on you. My dad left when I was very young and I don't know who he is.

>tfw joker is bigger than me
at least I'm tall r-right fampai

How strong would you say this Joker is, based on looking at him?

>lift for two years give or take depending on genetics
>wear makeup

Don't lift

Lift for a month or two

Tell mom to SHUTUP xf

>niglet detected

>massive "JOKER" tattoo incase no one realized the guy with the green hair and red lipstick is the joker

Literally why?

Some guys are into retarded shit like that. McGregor has his last name tattood across his stomach like that. Cerrone, Mir and Morecraft have their last names tattoed across their backs and Wanderlei Silva even has a siloutte of his fucking head tattooed on his shoulder.

don't eat
star in nearly the shittiest DC movie to date

>shittiest DC movie to date
You sure about that? Dawn of Justice was pretty shit

So the Joker is a marketing genius? Ok.

>the shittiest DC movie to date

It hasn't even come out yet, what are you talking about? Are the trailers really that bad?

Silva's is the only one that makes sense since it's his brand logo . The others are just pants on head retarded

Dawn of Justice was better than any movie you remember seeing this past year you dyel, basement dwelling manlet.

Granted when you're a professional fighter you can basically tattoo whatever the fuck you want on yourself.

>How do I into Joker mode?

Do 10 pushups and crunches Every Day. NO. MATTER. WHAT.

Tattoos will begin to appear after about 2 weeks.

2 scoops

Will Smith makes money. Name one movie of his that bombed money wise....
Good
>(cricket noises in the background)
His movies aren't always good but they always make money

>eat at deficit
>do elderly lifts 2 x 5

Make Mom freak to failure

After Earth and Concussion both flopped

Go on the Lemonade Diet. Leto goes on the Lemonade Diet whenever he has to lose weight: lemonadewise.com/jared-leto/

I bet your mom would FREAK if you went into Joker mode.

2bh

This movie looks good as fuck actually. The trailers have been really good so far.

Agreed. The tats are just terrible. And the joker wasn't supposed to be /fit. His strength was his mind, not his body. He was supposed to be near Auschwitz mode.

I thought wild wild west (or whatever its called) lost money.

your father has to be drinker, and a fiend. One night, he goes off crazier than usual. Your mom gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, with you watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to you and say, "Why so serious?" Comes at you with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in your mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face."
And.....

Gains

Ass rape groupies of your band 1xuntil jail.
Jared Leto is a rapist.