Does lifting cure autism?

>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if i was an octopus

ok.

Top fucking kek

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>I would like to pump you

>the video game forum, that you posted on 12 years ago as a teenager, still exists. And so does your account with every cringe worthy post

Fucking nef

>My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
..bitches love turtles

>I prefer a womanhole

>mfw so much embarrassing shit on bebo
>All profiles are gone now

>tfw I used to RP on the battleon.com forums

No way this is real..

I have flashbacks of a web design/coding forum where I needlessly shit-talked people's work, often using the insult "I can do much better and I'm literally 13 years old." Thanks for bringing back cringy memories of what I was like as a teenager.

Oh my fucking god I just remembered I used to do a ton of photoshop art and post on those forums like 10 years ago. I googled my old username (which I don't use anymore thank god) and now I'm looking through my old photobucket wanting to fucking kill myself so thanks for that. Here's a sample of one of the several Naruto pieces I made.

Fuck. Banner making was so cringy. I tried to find all mine which are much worse than that one once. But everything had broken links.

>he made sig banners
Guys like you were literal gods on old forums.

Consider yourself lucky friend. Good lord, I'm sitting alone in my house looking at shit from a decade ago and my face is still red as a beet.

Here, have some more amusement at my expense.

Think I had the same brush set as you - brings back memories.

post em

Yeah, people used to love my shit, looking back at it I can't understand why though lol. Thankfully a lot of this was stuff I made for other people, so I don't have to completely take the blame for ones like this

> tfw your 12 year old LiveJournal blog is still around

kek 10/10 text choice. Did you use pre cutout stuff? I think it was called renders? For some reason..

Don't worry nigga, you're not alone...

fuck i forgot about this shit, so long ago

I used to make banners and on LiveJournal I used to make icons. I even entered a couple of icon contests too.

I cringe at myself and yet it was a simpler time.

Yeah, they were rendered using some randomization program IIRC, I think that's why.

Solidarity brothers, thanks for making me feel like less of an autist.

Think about it this way, it's good starting practice for an aspiring graphic designer or editor.

I actually won a sig of the week contest once with this one, it's one of the least shit things I ever made and it's still awful haha

>tfw used to quote Magic the Gathering cards in my sig
>no one else knew where it was from and they thought I was some sort of fiction writing wizard or deep thinking philosopher

Good thing I'm starting a job in banking and planning to go to law school then :^)

Some meta-signature cringe
> :'(

planetrenders.net/ ?

Kek. I'm going through the thread where I posted all my shit. None of it links anymore, what the fuck happened to imageshack?

Anyway, It makes me laugh all the people who were giving me super serious critiques about each banner.
>Text position needs to be better
>Increase text size 1 point
>The background is overpowering the subject

kek. This 'art' was so objectively judged apparently.

thanks for the nostalgia friends

reading this makes me feel so much better about myself, sometimes i sperg out, but at least i'm not that guy

had some slut cut herself and write my name in blood. weird times

Hell yea dude I remember planetrenders!

Yeah, I always assumed that even though I was like 12 everyone else was older, but looking back they were either tasteless weebs are other 12 year olds for sure

I made some tutorials too here's one of mine rofl

found my old folder full of this shit

kek fuck. I remember all of those exact ones. There must have been very few 3D ones around

I went by HarbingerDisastrophe for so long that I still panic when someone actually calls me James.

Distracting background, copyright symbol, bad font choices

n o s t a l g i a

Bruh gamerenders was the shit I went to

The backgrounds and font choices are fucking A+ good shit, that's what really makes it all pop haha. dafont.com was the MVP. Fucking Papyrus, I still cringe whenever I see it anywhere.

I was just Vaporeon1143.

Sticking with the photoshop cringe, here's something I made and sent to my first girlfriend, complete with automatically generated lens flare

I took the picture too so don't you cunts think of ripping me off (c) 2008

i have condoms!

Just logged onto my battleon account for the first time in 8 years and found this unread message from 2010:

hey dude i need help

long time ago u made me a halo sig

i made a clan called Alpha Kirishitan Samurai and we need a war sig

we are having a war with the demon kingdom

what we need is same font as the halo one and it needs to say ALPHA SAMURAI V.S. DEMON KINGDOM

could make it a samurai like the one in my sig and for the demons the blood of miltonius both unsheathed and sword to sword?

thanks for doing this man hey if u want you can join my clan

pic related, the sig I made him I think

>so called cringe master posted a Veeky Forums filename
Wew lad.

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And another!

I'm so glad I autistically archived everything I've ever made

>same font as the halo one
>halo banner has no text
Please help, I've lost my sides.

Christ, I still cringe when I read that conversation

These are sweet.
>tfw no high school gf to send bad photoshop to

>be me
>11 ish
>be on one of these old forums I made banners for
>roleplaying thread
>pirates of the Caribbean
>only allowed to be a ship mate on someones crew
>bunch of people posting randomly trying to steer the plot towards their own character
>post some super convenient plot point where my character gets thrown over board and found by other pirates that I become captain of
>the OP messages me and tells me to change it
>I change it then in my next post do basically the same thing
>he tells me i'm retarded and i'm out of the story
>call him gay
>get into what I remember calling a flame war
>spend the next couple of months inboxing abuse back and forth at a stranger
>time well spent

LMAO there was a text version I just posted the textless one on accident. Here ya go.

>Sup faggots, my name is John and I hate every one of you.

had the best avatar around, not gonna lie

>2008+8
>Using a square avatar
pleb desu senpai

I don't think autism can be lifted away

I was 23

Thank god i didn't add any text to this one

pls make the signature and reply to him

say you're sorry it took so long but you wanted to get it just right

>I was 23

No but it makes it easier to ignore them if you were fat or hungry looking. You won't have to say anything really. Just wear a tank top and don't be ugly.

mirin

As priceless as that would be, I'm not committed enough to actually bother

Definitely not traced from another image. Sick font choice though.

God damn why did i never make a deviantart??

I read that as Semen Kingdom

who the fuck is john?

I distinctly remember not liking deviantart. No idea why

Lurk more.

Probably cause it was full of weeaboo faggots

[spoiler]like me[/spoiler]

i think you meant Alex buddy :)

>newfag

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I think i recognize those insertions...

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That's some bulge-recognition level shit right there.

I remember this being posted on /g/. Fucking hilarious.

Wtf

Fuck you.

assuming this is real i dont feel sorry for this faggot at all. He actually deserves to die

That's really messed up.

>Youtube RP'ing from more than 8 years ago
>Tfw that account is still around and I still have the password
>Legit "teleports behind u" shit
My early weeaboo years were cringe materialized.

Yeah your late weeaboo years aren't cringy at all.

>oh haha

>implying he hasn't already killed himself

Gosh how have you guys not seen this yet..that img is ancient

I feel a tad better now, thanks OP.

We aren't all no lifers that spend all our time on Veeky Forums, fag.

In the beginning I was laughing but by the end I was deathing

M8