Fucking god damn whores how am i supposed to get a gf?

fucking god damn whores how am i supposed to get a gf?

not with an ap faggot lol, i never understood how men can use this for anything but getting your dick wet

Go to a gay club. If you dont get fuck or get fucked by 16 Taiwanese twinks then you're not eligible for a gf yet. If a dyde doesnt want you makes you think a grill wants you.

>uses tinder to find a gf

Revealing your power level, EVER!>

>Using dating sites in general

That settles it, never going to Ottawa

Don't ever fall in love with a girl from tinder.
Don't make the same mistake as I did ;_;

this tirggers me as a Canadian

Fuck man, so many god damn ugo fat chicks on okcupid/tinder.

>crew to cut my hair?
OkCupid has the ugliest people I've ever seen.
However 9/10 times these people are looking for more than a quick fuck.

Haha shit I am using this line, nice!

what's wrong with Shitimbald?

Tenemo tu y yo algo pendiente,tu me debe algo y lo sabe... conmigo ella se pierde eh eh,no le rinde cuentas a nadie eh eh.

>all these people taking the thread seriously

>shitimbald

>gf from Tinder
???

This desu. Just go to a bar and meet a gf it really isn't that hard at all.
>hi. What's your name
>hi user I'm anonette
>cool wanna be my gf!?
>sure!!

taco taco burrito

That's my problem with them.
I spent my time
>going to college
>getting a job
>refining my body
and these bitches want a long term relationship with what they bring to the table?
I've had 1 ok dating experience online, lasted a year.
The rest were horrible, flat out horrible, and the sex usually wasn't that good as that passionate
>i want to put my seed in this bitch she so fine
feel you get from finding a girl irl who you're into.

dating sites not even once.

I think your problem is, chiefly speaking, living in Canada

Actually im from Argentina,we got the pope,messi and maradona,and you got mexicans and niggers

But I don't like alcohol. Overpriced, bad for you, taste like shit.

Do I just go to bars and drink water pretending its vodka? I actually enjoy not liking alcohol and don't want to just drink it for the sake of getting laid.

Sure. Actually not drinking is better because then you don't get too drunk and fuck everything up. Tbh no one I know really judges (like people past 25) anyone for not drinking. But it is good for social interactions.

>shitimbald

Those are very clearly store bought brownies.

Those are the disgusting cosmic brownie or whatever the fuck they're called.