>be with girl on a date
>outside in warm weather all day
>she goes to the bathroom multiple times
>we go home and have sexy time
>she's wearing a solid white thong
>takes it off and there's literally not even the smallest amount of shit/piss
how the fuck is that possible? I literally use baby wipes and regular TP and if I go out all day, if I come how I have a small stain of shit. What in the actual fuck do girls do to keep their asses so clean?
I'm curious to know this as well.
My GF is 5' and shits 3 times a day and her asshole is always perfectly clean. I think she washed her ass a certain after shitting or probably digs into her hole with wet toilet paper.
you're a filthy animal
my asshole is so clean i could eat off it
>implying girls poop
eat more fiber you fucking carbohydrate cucklord
squatty potty you retards
All those squats have made your anal sphincter loose and flappy, so you squeeze out a little poop every once in a while.
It's either the squats, or the buttsex. One of the two.
thongs r for degenerates
>implying girls poop
kekkerino, i bet virgins will fall for this b8
America
Yes
to answer your question, women are fuckin unicorns. they defy physics.
As for your .gif. im a sad soul but was honestly hoping she was shitting.
do you shave your ass?
who else judges a woman based on how her asshole looks?
no, should I? Every time I've shaved it in the past my asshole just felt sweaty and wet
does she wink with her asshole tho?
How do I ask this chick to do anal
We've had Sex once
Should I just try with my thumb or what
just say 'hey have you ever done anal'? Then she answers yes or no then you say "Wanna try it"?? There yall go.
Shave your shitter. It's the hair.
wait seriously? I've been fucking up my whole life
Fiber is litterally a type of carbohydrate.
try eating more fibre and fish oil. my shit just effortlessly slides out. wiping with baby wipes helps, too.
I'm gunna need a sauce on this bitch
It's not the hair... After you take a shit, go in the bathtub, use soap water to wash your butt and dry-off.
Doggy style. While doing it say something like "Wanna try anal?" she'll either yes or no.
>I come how I have a small stain of shit
jesus christ white people are nasty
Heres a better question.
How can girls walk around all day with something shoved tightly between their ass cheeks flossing it with every step?
Two seconds in and I would be ripping them off of myself.
Next time you are fucking and she is riding top, just grab those ass cheeks and slowly put pressure on her anus.
If she responds well, go ahead and slide a finger slightly in.
Ask her after if she enjoyed it, if she said yes ask her about anal.
If not, it was a heat of the moment thing and you only do it when you're really drunk.
Than she slaps you, but you get pissed and shove your whole hand up her ass
than she starts pissing all over you.
just start saying the lords prayer and hold on tight because it's going to be a crazy night.
I have baby wipes
Don't ask just enjoy it
>I have a small stain of shit
That's not normal, bro.
>I literally use baby wipes
thanks for killing nature you cunts
I never have shitstains on my boxers bro. What the fuck
Stop having so much anal sex dude.
Nobody has answered OP.
I am curious to know this as well. Do women just all carry around baby wipes for their asses? Because baby wipes are literally the only way to get spotless without a bidet or using like 800 rolls of TP.
I asked my gf that because I couldn't understand it either
She said she can't even feel it.
Whore.
>carbohydrate cucklord
kek
Women have purses and they can carry shit. Like baby wipes.
Why do you have shit stains? wtf do you know how to wipe?
what has this got to do with lifting?
god please sauce
White person here, i don't have an asian bidet but i've never has a problem with "skidmarks"
>not wiping from side to side
ITT: Man with hairy asshole coming to terms with his reality.
I can't believe I share this board with people who have shit stained underwear or shitsmeared asscracks.
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