What did you learn in your self improvement journey, Veeky Forums?
>Squats and deads for your abs is a meme >"Cheat days" are the ghost of you not making it >All women love being treated like children and are easily manipulated >Literally all women.
>All women love being treated like children and are easily manipulated
Basic bitches are most like this.
Parker Jenkins
I already don't use a belt, faggot.
Brody Scott
>be flirting with a girl at a party >eventually get to to a point where I can say something sly, and the girl pretend slaps and punches me >proceed to play fight and always end up throwing girl over shoulder in a fireman carry and walk around a few steps
I've been doing this for 7 years and always leads somewhere. When do these bitches grow up.
Luke Long
Literally never desu
Kevin Rogers
cool thread
Jace Parker
Teach me how to manipulate bby
Carter Diaz
Then you're not lifting heavy enough, faggot.
Jayden Harris
>implying a belt doesn't work abs harder >implying squats/deads aren't shit for abs either way
best case scenario they contract isometrically to increase intraabdominal pressure.
it's mostly the transverse abdominus that does that anyway, which isn't a superficial muscle.
Mason Ortiz
There's literally no impressing you, faggot.
Caleb Powell
Not even sure if serious.
When you meet them, pull the rug from under them. Make it sound like she has to do the work to fuck/be around you. Don't immediately reply, ever. Don't text her just to shoot the shit, and don't ever, ever put her on a pedestal and start showering her in affection or she'll just act like a cunt. I have literal proof that this works on any woman thats show even slight interest in you.
Christian Stewart
Shame bump
Mason Rogers
All females are sluts
Christopher Taylor
That OP has spoken to very few women.
Asher Ortiz
>don't believe the greek yoghurt meme
that stuff actually tastes like off yoghurt... it's too sour, or something.
Thomas Watson
>Treat women as if they were just another dude Whoa dude, you should write a book or something. I don't think anyone has realized that!
Aaron Gray
says the dipshit that doesn't lift
Juan Peterson
I've been doing this naturally, didn't realise it was all "manipulation"
Elijah Jones
No one gives enough of a fuck sbout you to judge you. You're just a narcissistic piece of shit.
Samuel Nguyen
It's fucking gross kek
Christian Gomez
That's not what he said you moron Treat a woman like a dude and she'll treat you like a 'friend' at best
Colton Rivera
>starts Veeky Forums related thread >carefully shoehorns /r9k/ agenda in at the end
They're getting smarter.
Luis Rivera
NOT TO WANK ON THE SAME DAY YOU HAVE A DATE
Josiah Jackson
>That's not what he said, you moron
So... you DO chase other men for replies, text them incessantly just to chat and put them on pedestals?
Dominic Watson
greek yogurt is god tier
kys
Camden Martinez
Not that guy, but this is what i do with my bros. Because they're my bros. Bro.
Oliver Wilson
But thats the thing...they have to be interested :(
Eli Butler
IF YOUR JOINTS START HURTING TAKE A WEEK OFF
FUCK
Jeremiah Richardson
This. I call my bros sometimes just so that I can hear his voice.
Brody Williams
Nah, just more cunning If they were smarter then they'd realise they just need to get a bit of money, fly to Thailand to fix their faces, work out properly and then not treat women like bros if they want pussy
Jayden Baker
Chick's love when you act like you own them.
>yelled at gf last night, super angry >said she was scared I would hit her >hatefucked and choked her >this morning she was super horny >she told me she wants to be my wife
Landon Smith
sounds like a healthy relationship...heh...
Kayden Perry
Tried pushing through chest pain on dips
Plz dont ever do this
Easton Jones
You'd better yourself if you learned proper form during that week
FUCK
Evan Scott
Eh, we work out 4xweek together. Don't see anything wrong with it.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Why were you yelling at her like a literal child?
David Jackson
Well I wasn't actually yelling, more stern very angry voice.
>she has started to message a male co-worker outside of work hours
Charles Sanchez
wouldn't want her to make any friends of the opposite gender haha, she might leave your abusive ass for someone who treats her right.
>mfw thinking of your gf hurting
John Gonzalez
Get ready to be cucked m8.
Owen Jackson
in 2016, girls don't want to go on dates, be treated nice, have security, they want your credit card number and to be choked, spat on during sex
Luis Jones
okay? keep telling yourself that man...
Anthony Sullivan
Kek nah lad, she was only responding to him asking about her shifts.
>mfw I know you're lonely
Righto buddy
This is factually correct, unless you want a boring chick who you have vanilla sex with
Dominic Phillips
sad but true my friend
Camden Long
Shouldn't be too abusive too often though. Still have to get them gifts, cuddle them ect
Liam Jackson
Those are for your bros.
Wyatt Jenkins
Indeed, full homo
Nathaniel White
Successful relationships are literally calculated neglect.
Ethan Taylor
>mfw I figured this out >mfw landed me a qt3,14159265 who used to treat her ex like shit because he didn't have a pair >mfw she's submissive as fuck to me
I always found it hard to believe that treating girls like princesses was a bad thing, but jesus christ it's amazing what a little self-respect and assertiveness can do in a relationship.
Evan Morgan
poast tips
I'm basically just LARPing as a salafi atm but think it might be a little too autistic
Juan Flores
Don't you realize why girls keep going out with the "bad boys" while the fedora neckbeards who try to court them are left sitting in their room to jack off to porn?
They crave that shit, man. If you're gonna act like a pussy in a relationship, she's gonna pick up on that and you'll be out on the streets in no time. Trust me bro
Levi Hughes
>have tinder date last night >take her for a ride on my motorcycle >get chased by the cops, get away with her on the back >she's still texting me
Confirmed.
Benjamin Perez
>"Cheat days" are the ghost of you not making it
This, god damn it's cheat meals, and you factor in the calories.
Entire cheat days can erase a weeks progress.
Also train your obliques.
Levi Brown
Thats not really true. You flex your abdomen during both squats and deads, it impossible to keep your abdomen rigid during the whole movment. Thus you work rectus abdominus in one way or another. I guess you dont get the same effect as if you do movments like hanging leg raises, but still. You work your whole abdomen. Not just the transversus abdominus. I jsut squatted and deadlifted for several years, and still could rep our like 20 reps of haning leg raises.
Jackson Davis
actually it's quite opposite for me, it relieves my sexual tension thus making me less horny and easier to keep up conversation and not sperg out
Daniel Robinson
>Cucked
Aaron Martin
>Show her she's not your #1 priority, this is more important than you think >When she pulls some shit that is not okay, call her out on it immediately and in a serious manner. >Show her that you're ready to walk away from the relationship at a whim's notice (early on, at least)
Man I feel really fedora writing this shit out. It just kinda comes naturally to me. Good rule of thumb is: Have more respect for yourself than for your girlfriend. Don't ever sacrifice yourself for your girl. It might seem like a "chivalrous" thing to do but it won't help you in the long run at all.
Try not to continuously bathe your girlfriend in attention and affection either. Keep that for certain occasions.
Idk man there's probably more stuff I can come up with but that's all I can say for now. Just try not to take the things I posted as a golden rule but try them out without overdoing it. You gotta find a balance, y'know?
Parker Campbell
how to train obliques
Brandon Rodriguez
You. I like you.
Tyler Wilson
Buy the strawberry or blueberry kind or get plain and mix a vanilla bean through it
>also if she keeps asking for you to buy her something don't fucking buy it. If you actually want to buy it for her then wait until she stops asking for it. Then wait a week. If she mentions it again don't buy it.
>be the captain of your ship. Not a deckhand
Tyler Roberts
I told her to quit her studies and not to leave my apartment without my supervision, confiscated her phone also. did not go as well as I hoped
Joseph Evans
there is a limit. You need to spread that out at least over 5 months
>build up to servant mode
Ryan Sullivan
she also seemed to respond very well to my long lectures about the satanic nature of the female race initially but then stopped after a while, idk what I did wrong, even bought her a burka and everything
Luke Long
Obviously you weren't in depth enough with your lectures
Wyatt Carter
I kept it to ~30 minutes per day to accommodate the female intellect
Dylan Wright
Yeah like I said don't overdo it. What you did isn't likely to work on a lot of girls m8. She shouldn't feel trapped.
Charles Peterson
>She shouldn't feel trapped. But that is almost exactly how I want the disgusting whore to feel, insha'Allah.
Robert Davis
>be fatass, didn't care until I saw 101kg on a scale >go to Veeky Forums read a sticky, lost 10kg in 3 months just by eating less, doing cardio and remove junk food >family impressed by my weightloss, motivated to eat healthier and move more >49yo dad motivated too much >he decides to NOT eat ANYTHING at all >tell him that's stupid idea, he does it anyway >his only meal is literally 3 slices of bread and ham on it one day a week >he lost 10kg in two weeks, making comments on that so much to made me jelly I suppose >thisgonnaendbad.jpg
>another two weeks later >mom call me at work to come because dad almost collapsed, WhoWouldExpectThat.png >arrived at parents house, dad all pale, mom said to go to the bathroom >he shitted massive amount of congealed blood in the toilet (which he thought it was just liquid shit) >ambulance, ER stuff >turns out his stomach acids having nothing better to do, decided to go on tour to duodenum and damage an ulcer on the occasion. >Ulcer opened and made internal bleeding, dad after taking shit lost blood pressure and almost collapsed. >by the time of medical check, ulcer was already healing and didn't make more bleeding, which was lucky as shit >mfw dad said I was right
He was two-three weeks in hospital (and had his 50 birthday there) to reproduce blood (can't remember how much he lost). Don't do idiot "diets"
ps. Sorry for text mistakes, english is not my native language
Austin Clark
>tfw I actually did manipulate my ex into dropping out of college and giving me her phone and laptop Honestly you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want once they fall in love with you, I bet even if I'd murdered her entire family she would have cried but still helped me dispose of the bodies
Samuel Howard
how to do this successfully
Nicholas Miller
>Kek nah lad, she was only responding to him asking about her shifts.
Yeah, sure bro, "shifts"
Jacob Rivera
The manipulation part or the falling in love part?
Elijah Morris
both?
Christopher Moore
Guys, how hard should one grab an ass while sucking a dick? Proper gripped this dudes cheeks and I hope I didn't freak him out.
Landon Harris
you should only let him penetrate between your thighs or else it's gay bro
Jonathan Long
>Implying
There wasn't enough resistance, soft butt and hard belly. Should get him to the gym...
Anthony Reyes
Idk that's a pretty elaborate thing to explain in a Veeky Forums post.
Manipulation is pretty easy once you get the hang of it, Charles Manson had the right idea, he read "how to win friends and influence people" and so should you. Just start with tiny little requests and then slowly build up to more and more demanding things until before you know it she's killed Sharon Tate for you.
The same principle applies to seducing grills, start with light nonsexual touches on her forearm then work your way up to her shoulders, things, neck, face, titties, pussy ect.
This link is interesting, it's a bunch of questions designed by psychologists to induce the most rapport with someone in the shortest period of time, don't be autistic and recite them to a girl word for word but try to make your conversation topics closer to these questions than the standard "where are you from? what do you study? what are your hobbies?" ect nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html?_r=0
Christian Young
How much do you squat and deadlift?
Ryder Baker
1. False 2. False 3. 90% of them
Brody Reyes
>implying girls want a healthy relationship
Justin Williams
>work in kindergarten >taught me more about pulling chicks than anything else OP speaks the truth
Aiden Lewis
fuark man. I'll start working with retarded kids aged 10-18 in a few months. Think it's gonna work too?
Zachary Gutierrez
>Do this >Every girl stops texting Oh boy, I wish I was good looking and naive
Brayden Clark
I think we are all forgetting the most important part: you have to be Chad to do this. The only way this shit is gonna work is if you're attractive. Otherwise, this will work about as much as the typical PUA advice spouted by fedora wearing neck beards.
Brayden Ward
woman do not know what they want despite letting you know they're sure
Ryder Sanders
Who knows. Depends on what lessons you take from doing the job. Some of the things I learned that works on girls is 1. No matter your mood or emotions, don't let it influence your attitude 2. Have clear cut rules/limits (aka don't take any bullshit) 3. Lower yourself to their level (no one likes feeling inferior) but be capable of taking charge when needed 4. Smile and be pleasant (Don't show that empty void inside you that craves love and recognition) 5. Talk about the things they like and feign interest in their lives 6. Use physcial contact to make them feel cared about (in kindergarten this includes lap sitting, hugs and being carried, but unless you want to be a creepy faggot, take it further than that with girls) 7. Pretend not to be dead on the inside
Dominic Thompson
My gf has had several dreams were I've murdered people, often for no reason at all and she's helped me escape from the police and hide evidence etc.
Jordan White
pretty much what I did when I had my visitation there. Can't wait for the social gainz.
Anthony Parker
Hence it's worthless, because chad's already do this shit and if they dont, girls already throw themselves at them and they have choice in their huge social circle
Juan Campbell
I've learned that you should always have a wank beforehand, if you don't feel like it after said wank then chances are you would later come to regret fucking the person.
Jonathan Carter
not necessarily, I have a below average looking friend who has two girls he could call up any time and he literally calls them "bitches" to their face.
Also he can fuck pretty much everyone he wants despite being skelly and, as I said not really good looking.
Ethan Morris
Thanks for that brilliant insight, Internet attention seeker. Take off that name, or fuck off
Eli White
this is very true, keeps you from having sex with undesirable girls, who will then tell their friend circles you had sex with them, making it much harder for you to fuck girls in those circles who you do desire.
Noah Phillips
>“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
Man, I feel real sorry for you if you feel that dead on the inside. I know how to keep myself active, and have a solid date lined up for a few days from now, but I can't pretend that I know what to tell you. Good luck man, we're all gonna make it.
Julian Lee
I text my guy friends just to shoot the shit. And I'll do something like run them a favor because I know they'll get me back. I won't throw them under the rug for a woman either (bros before hoes)
Do you not have friends or something? This is bro 101
Aaron Clark
>7. Pretend not to be dead on the inside
hardest part, eventually everyone realizes why you don't have any feelings at all
Hunter Reed
Since when did Veeky Forums turn into the redpill? It's great- this is what /r9k/ could be if they didn't feel sorry for themselves