I heard about DNP as a good fat burner, got it from a friend, and ate 1 spoonful, i feel like shit for the past 1 hour...

I heard about DNP as a good fat burner, got it from a friend, and ate 1 spoonful, i feel like shit for the past 1 hour, sweating like a pig, and I'm very hot, my heart is beating like crazy, what do i do now? like go workout or what?

"Workout" is a noun, not a verb

You're welcome!

>ate a spoonful

wouldn't this burn your mouth? lol

Are you in Thailand? Try to get to a sauna if possible.

Chill in a cold bath with some music and/or a movie.

WHAT DO I DOOOO NOOW FUUUCK I'M FUCKING BRUNINGG

You should do squats under a hot shower, also, you need to do 4 scoops

>ate one spoonful

You gon die

lol u gon die boyo

I'm not in thailand why?
Wouldnt going somwhere hot make it worse?

your gay shitposting has finally paid off

Take a cold shower, write a goodbye note, masterbate one last time. Enjoy eternity user.

>it's user makes a thread pretending to have taken too much dnp

so unoriginal, and yet it's prob going to get 200 replies

Na bro, getting into a hot shower or sauna will help you sweat it out, the heat is what makes you lose the fat. Take another three scoops and climb into a hot bath fampie

You being one of them

Man... plz be trolling

timestamp with the dnp and we'll give you advice

Yeah dude you can totally sweat fat out. Not like cold showers are what actually burn fat but yeah you're right senpai.

i guess you convinced him to leave humanity behind

>spoonful of DNP
>newfags will fall for this

You're a dead man.

1 teaspoon is about 3 grams. A tablespoon is a bit more than 7 grams.

Either way, you'll be dead in 24 hours. A fatal dose is 2 grams, often less.

Yup. OP is a troll.

OP, go see a doctor right now. And ask them to euthanize you. It'll be less painful.

> gf gets pregnant
> doesn't want to abort
> slip 2g of dnp in her morning milkshake

who /mischief/ here?

It would burn much more than your mouth.

This.

aids

OP timestamp or no help.

In the insanely off chance that you actually did this, I don't think a Dr or emergency room would legitimately be able to help you. Make an ice bath and sit in it for as long as you can, you're probably going to die.

would this work

"Autismo" is the Spanish, Italian and Portuguese word for "Autism"

>eats unmeasured spoonful of pure dinitrophenol
>im burning up, should i work out?
If this isn't bait, OP is kill

Don't be stupid. OP is trolling. Shit like this happens every three months on /fit, some guy claiming to have OD'd. It's always nonsense.

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