Veeky Forums, what are some good t-shirts for the club that maximize aesthetics?

Wife beater and track suit

Uniqlo supima
Or the AIRism ones for comfort

No comment on your shirt but make sure you go to a gay bar. It might sound counter intuitive but usually there is one straight girl that is trying to not get hit on there. All of the gay guys will hit on you and not her creating an artificial increase in your value. After she sees them hitting on you for a bit you approach her.

>clubbing
Not everyone on here just turned 18 and got a fake ID

lol ok bud. I'm sure your night will be great reading the 48 laws of power and jerking off to tranny porn.
>AIRism
are those good quality though? They're like $10 and I don't want that cheap see-through shit

>clubbing
Fuck off normie

Go to Veeky Forums as long as you don't wear rick, RAF, or yohji you won't look stupid,
That being said just since your obviously a pleb just get a supreme or bape t shirt or cdg play shirt
If your too poor for that than go to uniqlo and get any plain shirt

Idk how many old guys that act like they used to get pussy have told me this bullshit. Once they here I go to clubs they tell me this dumb shit

Everything at uniqlo is good quality, their mostly for wearing under stuff tho

dude I don't know if I wanna wade through a sea of gay dudes in the hopes of finding one girl
>bape or surpreme
wtf I'm not a black dude or a swag faggot

Cdg play, CAV empt, lucid777, supreme can actually be tastefully if you find a good piece and not the logo shit, also make sure you wear shorts above the knees with an oversized shirt

I'm stuck in silver

ITT: babbies first night out

How much did you pay for your fake ID, champ?

Protip: clubs are shit, over priced and full of shit people. If you want to pick up going to a bar with a mate is a far better option.

>clubbing

Hello, summer!

This.

Clubbing is pretty garbage.

Hitting up upscale pubs and bars with a fit, good looking friend is your best bet.

>clubbing

you're not gonna make it bro

>club
>bar
Doesn't matter still full of the same shitty people. At least that is how it's like here.

good thing i dont then huh fag (btw vidya not degenerate unless u are addicted)

STOP RIGHT NOW

Look up the american apparel track T, it's like 50% rayon and 50% cotton, so it's really drapey, meaning with a good chest and arms, this shirt will make you look like a fucking GOD.

What kind of an idiot doesn't know to wear a seersucker jacket with a patterned pink tie and giant sunglasses.

If you don't break the jacket flexing you're fucked

Just put on a polo I've given up on you already

They all want to hop on dat virgin boipussy you got goin' on because you give off really closeted gay vibes and they want to know if they got a shot, so they tell you a story about gay clubbing for the luls.

Can send someone recommend me manlet friendly shirts? They all go to my elbow

gay

Just wear a tank top and start wylin out

No i dont want to

youtube.com/watch?v=mR-23zAM0c4

Come on, he covered this like last year

Something that fits somewhat tight but doesn't look try hard. If you're not dyel any well fitting T-shirt will work.

All memes except supreme

Supreme is teenage edgy skater boi tier

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fuck dom is great

brah literally anything that fits well. Go rage in fuckin rags and trash bags for all it matters, let the muscles do the talking.

who is this semen demon?

>club

It's summer, raves and festivals are where you should be going to show them gainz.
But anyway, it's a club not a fashion show. Don't overdo it. Just wear something that fit nicely and isn't too sloppy. Pic related is what me and my bro were wearing the other day.

Hate away

Wear clothing that emphasises on your mass.

A slightly tight buttoned shirt or polos with the top two buttons undone is really nice, it accentuates your wide shoulders, lets some round muscles stick out and shows a bit of cleavage for the ladies.

For pants go with chinos, joggers or jeans, slim but nothing too skinny. If you are a big guy or a manlet, don't wear skinny pants because you will look like you have tiny legs.

Look up Dirk Bikkembergs too, he designs sportswear and all his clothes makes his models look like big guys.

Also if you can't be bothered to think, just look at what the cunts on Geordie Shore and Jersey Shore wear, it might make you look like a douchebag but you will make chicks wet. Bitches aren't attracted by looks too much, so you don't need to overcomplicate it, most of the work is done by your actions and attitude.

Btw source on the blonde is, natural blondes with slim and elegant facial features are so fucking rare to find, only the German bar in my city has those kind of chicks.

do you lick each other's butt holes?

No, sorry.

you look like you do tho, maybe you should try

>RAF
>stupid

Nvm, found out her name is Abby Champion, why do beautiful blondes in Anglo countries usually have ugly names?

eurotrash

>look like a guido
>chicks get wet
Whew

It's true. Those fucks pull all kinds of women, trashy, fat, hot, they fuck them all.

Wear what the girl in your pic is wearing it looks nice.

Almost just trashy and fat

yes

Are you the DYEL or the manlet?

usually XS shirts let you show off your small biceps

this is cool but it's hot as fuck where I live and i'd have to worry about someone jacking my jacket :\

I'm holding the phone, you seem jealous.

>i'd have to worry about someone jacking my jacket :\
wut?

the temp is hot as fuck and even the inside of clubs get hot so if i take my jacket off, I'll have to eyeball it. Even the clubs that have jacket rooms still get shit stolen from there because no one watches them. Shits lame.

>beanie in doors
Oh-oh, someone's having early balding

If shit gets stolen from the cloakroom, find a different club because that's pure trash m8.

yeah it sucks because we have nice clubs but the people who built them placed them like downtown a few miles from the ghetto. Gangster dudes will just get in the club, steal shit out of the jacket room, then run out the door. Some dude even left his car keys in his jacket and some guy stole the keys and made off with his car.

>trips
vidya is degenerate af

It is literally the most beta thing you can possibly do

I'm going to need moreof her

f-f-fuck you..

abby champion

>that maker wearing a beanie in the club and those stupid zippers on his chest
>the other fags collar makes him look like a spiky haired turtle poking his head out

Famalam I went to a gay bar last night and had the time of my fucking life, not even a gayfag.

I went with my woman and a few of her woman friends, my guy friends went right off on the yay yo, so basically I spent the entire night alone on the dance floor with gayfags and lesbos.

Really nothing against heteros, being one myself, but damn those homos know how to party. I learned that the bathrooms aren't the safest place tho, but other than that they were alright

/diary

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>most beta thing you can possibly do
>posts on Veeky Forums

Many thanks

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yaeh gay dudes know how to fucking party. But the ones in my town are kind of aggressive so I don't think the trade off is too good lol

Who is she? Any pics of her not posing from an angle to hide how crooked her nose is?

instagram: abbychampion

that's what I meant by the bathroom thing. I'm jacked af and I got rubbed on all night, but that's k idgaf but the bathroom was fucking disgusting. A dude pulling out his cock and asking me to go to the backroom, asking to see my cock, trying to look while I pisse din a urinal, asking me my name while I had my cock out, etc...

Also like 90% sure some cuck was trying to spin his girl into me. I kept turning around and he kept following me and trying to put his girl in between him and I. I think he was looking for MMF, but I was out with my girl

All in all 9/10 night though, would do it again but next time I'd like to do a bit of molly and drink more, I was DD last night but still pretty wasted

not even joking bro but watch your drink. a buddy of mine partied at a gay bar and got drugged lol but he's like 6'5 and 275lbs so it didn't faze him

The girls I was with warned me about that before we went in

vidya is one of the most degenerate activities unless you're making $$$ from doing it

Go to H&M and get a basic stretch cotton v neck. Some guys will think you're a douche for wearing one, and to some degree you are. But it's worth it for all the girls eyefucking you

What's the diff between a gay party and a non-gay one in your opinion? I go to non-gay parties quite often but ones that are more underground/whenever an obscure German DJ is flown in, do drugs and have a good time. Never really seen the appeal of gay clubs since the music is rarely good (as are most non-gay clubs) and I'm fuggo but I'm so self-loathing I might as well be closeted.

Well for one, I'm from a smaller city of like 100-120k people and the club scene fucking SUCKS. I used to go to raves and after-hours clubs, be into the drum n bass/house/trance music crowd and I used to do tons of drugs and I loved those times.

But now, there are no more raves, no more after-hours and no good designer drugs... Or so I thought.

non-gay bar night out = listening to Pitbull and Flo Rida singles all night. Grills constantly getting harassed by the dudes who are entirely too intoxicated so their inherent female defenses are always up. Every time you approach one she just assumes you want to fuck her so it's not even worth the effort tbqh. The grills also think their pussy is made out of solid gold and you should feel honored by their presence. Obviously I'm generalizing, not all girls are like that, but hopefully you get what I'm trying to convey. Dance floor is full of fat, sweaty ugly whores, because face it, by midnight any decent looking girl who was planning on sleeping with a guy that night is already long gone. 90% of the dudes just hang out along the wall bobbing their heads like a bunch of morons. (not to mention like 75% of them are niggers in a city that is like 90% white, seems like they all congregate at the two nightclubs)

Gay-bar night out = The music was just GREAT to dance to. Some dude just hands me a blue dolphin. Everyone is just having a good time, no judgments, everyone is smiling. Grills (there are actually SOME straight ones, at least where I was) are just happy, having fun, dancing in a circle and don't hesitate at all to include you in the fanfare. Like I said earlier, the girls I was with warned me that I was gonna get hit on, and they were right, and it was kinda awkward, but they weren't too pushy. A few of them felt my arms and chest on the dance floor, but at that point I would just gravitate towards a female and give them a look and they would stop.

Does anyone else like wearing 1 size larger shirts?

So yeah sry for wall of text but I'll TL:DR

>the atmosphere is just happier and more fun
>the music is WAY better (in my city/situation)
>the drugs are better (more E, ket, MDMA, less coke fiends waiting on a toilet stall)
>grills are more approachable, although most of them are dykes, kek

idk I go out pretty much every weekend and I had a way better time last night than the last dozen times I went to the regular clubs. 10/10 most definitely going again

>caring how guys perceive you when going out

>thinking the interactive jew is ever not degenerate

C'mon

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degenerate =/= beta t b h

You mean fat tents?

No.

Gustin, Uniqlo, target/Merona