ITT: Times where your strength was functional

ITT: Times where your strength was functional

>got all of my groceries and was able to open my door in one go
t-thanks Veeky Forums

>when my friends come to play tabletop games with me I now move the table noticeably easier

When i had to snatch 115kg in competition, and i did

Video?

i-is that really functional strength? it was a comp

fa/tg/uy as fuck.

Also being the guy at the table asked to open all the hard to open containers.

weird coincidence to see this thread today as my strength was actually useful today for the first time in fuckin forever

>be walking home from uni
>two middle aged librarians from the uni library are trying to load this cart of books into the back of one of those vans with the uni's logo on
>they're barely able to do it but then one of them starts to give
>rush towards them and catch the cart before it goes down, loads it back into the truck
>"oh thank you so much mister we almost dropped it"
>"no problem ladies, have a nice day!"
>went home and masturbated furiously to the mental image of the two middle aged librarian women mirin me

Moving apartments for the Nth time.

>tfw washing machine deadlift
>tfw Bookshelf bench press
>tfw flat panel tv from the 90s Squat

I hate how my job is constantly making me move but I can't turn down the salary

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>masturbating
>losing gains
you'll never make it

Every time I masturbate an angel grows its wings

>ex stops by out of fucking nowhere after 2 months to see me today
>huge ms and I idiotically hug her back
>wow you've gotten so much stronger now

Kill me please.

>fa/tg/uy
>not Veeky Forumstg/uy as fuck

One job user...

Squats have noticeably increased my jumping height for Taekwondo

As for functional, I had to help a mate move house; he's a skelington and his partner is pushing whale status. Did the majority of the heavy lifting and didn't even tire, whereas those two constantly needed breaks.

>qt prints her final paper for some class
>Fat stack of papers
>Can't staple it herself
>Frantically looks around
>Rushes over to me
>I've prepared my whole life for this moment
>She begs for me to staple the stack for her
>Effortlessly punch through the stack with superior grip strength
>Excitedly thanks me and runs off, presumably to class
>Never see her again
>mfw

>he didn't fuck her right there and then in the printer room
mate what the fuck are you doing

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>on a field trip for my uni course (civil engineering) constructing a small bridge
>moving sandbags across the site
>girl asks for me to help her carrying one sandbag
>I pick up one in each hand and walk off
>she quietly says 'what?' in awe
>tfw only been lifting for a few months and still dyel but everyone else on my course is a skelly

my friends are impressed, and being stronger is always good because i do tree work

Was able to beat a friend in an arm wrestle with him using two arms

beat a friend in an armwrestle with him using both his arms

didnt mean to type that twice

more like this please

you fucked up already

What the fuck are you trying to say, you autist fuck

>Lawnmower starts in one pull.

>Pickle jar lids are my bitch

>Black kids move out of my way on the sidewalk

>Got on the hard bimini of my friend's pontoon boat with no effort

>Physically lifted said pontoon boat off a log we were lodged to

>Girl at Best Buy licked her lips as I approached her in the cell phone section

>My hamster toss has increased 20 yards

>Neighbor's husband stared at his feet as I carried 2 bags of mulch into their garage for them

>Little Azn Dude who lifts insane weights told me I was gonna make it

I held three glasses of beer in one hand while steadying my dead drunk fat mate with the other hand and pulled out a chair for him with my leg.

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something similar happened to me but it was an old lady that needed help getting water out of a trough in a public bench

To be honest it really didn't feel that heavy and I probably could have lifted before I started working out but it still felt good

Helping my friend do lumber work in the woods. Instead of cutting a tree the fell down on the trail i dead lifted it and walked it off. Another tree was on the trail. I clean and pressed it and threw it off the trail. Mfw it felt heavier then my normal 200 ohp.

Snagged a football with my arms extended as the DB was draped over me trying to knock my arms down.

Muscled that fucking ball in and picked up the first

J-Dog