Hey user, i know you're on a cut but you wanna have a cookie?

Hey user, i know you're on a cut but you wanna have a cookie?

why would she even know what a cut is tell her to fuck off

Ok but just one bby :^)

Sure. You can have that one I'll take the one next to the cake.

Good thing I'm a manlet that cuts on 2,500 calories using IIFYM.

She'd fuck me over any Lanklet on here who cuts using Keto or other Bro-dieting methods on low calories.

Get cucked bro-fags.

>TayTay
>Dating a manlet

everyone on this board is delusional and probably doesnt go to the gym anyways if that, Veeky Forums would even eat a gram of sugar over the course of 1 year cause theyre mentally deficient

>Calls others mentally deficient
>That post
Do you speak English fampai?

That's the thing. Imagine this scenario.

>me and a bunch of Veeky Forums lanklets walk into Tay's house
>she offers everyone le cookies
>all the keto lanklets refuse le cookies because muh broscience methods
>i accept several cookies, and enter them into my macro/calorie tracking app
>Tay gets wet as fuck for me and calls her security guards to and KO all the lanklets and drag their limp bodies outside
>Tay takes me to her goddess lounge and i impregnate her
>9 months later she has triplets
>Manlet jealousy on /fit increases 10 fold
>Lanklets literally BTFO into eternity
>fast forward 20 years
>Tay and I live happily ever after with 500 million dollars in the bank
>Lanklets all killed themselves
>My 3 sons go onto become Super Saiyans.


GG NO FUCKING RE

Any women who is too dumb to understand cutting or doesn't respect your goals isn't worth the time. Never let a hole defer your ambition.

That was a really shit greentext.

butthurt lanklet detected

Dude I'm a 6'7" manlet, life really sucks for me.

You called it a shitty greentext, when it's clearly god-like.

You seem jealous of how the story went, no?

sure ;)

Just use the diabetes excuse. Say you have a sibling/cousin with diabetes, and you don't eat sweets out of solidarity. Works every time.

10/10 green text story dude, consider publishing

>Girl gave me a muffin yesterday
>Look at label
>34g sugar

a post so shit it actually brightened my day with its radioactivity. Thanks.

god damn calvin harris is 6'6
holy shit

Just eat the protein and throw sugar away.

they broke up :(

I'm keto for about a month then I fuckin dig in those carbs lie a motherfucker.

He doesn't look that tall

10/10 story, only planned the first 20 years with tay tay?

No fuck off bitch.

what are your stats

No you'll ruin my gains now stfu you'll wake my hubby.

thanks honey, I wanna stay healthy, just give me a kiss and I d be happy

Autistic. Delusional.