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/fraud/™ Steroids Generally

manlets with osteoporosis only

old bread >mr brick steal yo girl edition
>pry my mexican food out of my cold, dead hands edition
>mossad is still legitimately fucking crazy edition
>coach chad edition
>jerry disregarding females and acquiring currency edition
>chief running gear in babby's first job edition
>mg learned not to take pics of his front edition
>notop still making hilariously bad decisions involving women edition

>I like most ethnic food, so meh

I legitimately want to travel to south east Asia just to bulk for 2 months

>and who the fuck knows, guy that told me said he'd point her out next time she was in but it was legit just completely random and fucking hilarious in retrospect because I was in a completely no fucking around kind of mood
Good fella for helpin you out. But isn't no fucking around mood a constant state when you lift though?

who is your day going so far guys

Pretty good I just cooked some dank eggs

A little eggs a little ricotta some garlic n herbs pink salt black pepper top it with sriracha and enjoy

How bout you fella?

Pinned half of my trt dose at 125mg test e about 10 min ago

>But isn't no fucking around mood a constant state when you lift though?

I use my phone timer for rest periods religiously and I don't talk much while I'm doing my working sets with compounds, but I can be reasonably social within the constraints of my rests for assistance shit

like deads, you have to literally touch me or wave a hand in front of my face otherwise my headphones are staying in and I'm zoned way the fuck out

haven't been able to get to sleep, got class in like 5 hours

today's gonna be a fun day

at least I don't lift today so I can just come back and nap for like two hours

>eggs

I've been making like 6 egg omelettes with a little mozzarella and 4 strips of bacon, just need some potatoes or w/e for carbs

might start making bagels, freeze and thaw throughout the week

wish I had a flatiron, cooking breakfast would take like 15mins max

>6 egg omelettes with a little mozzarella and 4 strips of bacon
>bagels
is this your secret to the fat kinda strong dad look?

duh

6 eggs and maybe 1/4 cup of shredded cheese, 4 thick center-cut strips of 1/3 less fat bacon, and either a bagel or 1/2-2/3 worth of a potato as hash browns or home fries

50g protein shake + banana or two for lunch

dinner depends, protein and kcal goal then w/e

I'm almost exactly the same way. I had to practice being less autistic about lifting.

>every rest period exactly 1 minute 30 seconds
>someone using your dumbells now your rest time is too long
>wonder if workout is now ruined

Thats why I always keep EC lying around. You never know when you need a boost.

English breakfast would be my ideal but it has the most fucky prep to eat time ratio.

i havent played video games in fucking ages and i finally got a new laptop, got fired up to shoot some virtual brown people, and then spent the rest of the day running updates and downloading patches and having to deal with windows 8 fuck my life

Had to give up on my leg session today, 2 sets in, because I really wasn't feeling it, so I'm gonna go back at 22:30 once I've finished work.

Nah I'm eating a whole pizza myself tonight
Fucking hungry
Need to get some of that greasy goodness

lol win 8 is the best.

never had problems with it a single time.

also

>laptop
>playing games

kek

>lol win 8 is the best.
found the technologically inept shitposter

>kek

fuck u nerd i need something mobile for when im hiding from the australian government in latin america

2:00 for high rep assistance, 2:30 for 8s, 3:00 for 5-6s, 3:00-3:30 for doubles and triples, 4:00 for singles

I really need to look up the therapeutic half-lifes and effective absorption times of eph and caffeine, but it's too much like work

>got fired up to shoot some virtual brown people

always a guaranteed good time

Offhand the absorption half life of caffeine is 45-60 mins, which is interesting to consider when people say they feel the immediate effects of coffee

>50 g protein shake
>literature shows 20g max utilization of whey specifically an hour
dummy

this bitch is perfect

Started pinning tren ace 50mg EOD 1 week ago

don't feel anything different. oil is an amber colour and leaves much more PIP than usual. it's also much thicker when drawing.

am i injecting bunk

caffeine in liquids is entering your bloodstream within minutes. It absorbs readily through the membranes in the mouth

hence effective, you'll start noticing it before it peaks

shit like partial sublingual absorption will throw coffee btw, in addition to the usual placebo

motherfucker get the shit right out of my thread with your retarded shitty study done on geriatric patients with gastric motility and emptying rates in the fucking ground

come back when you can do more than regurgitate some two second soundbite off of the cover of men's health, or when you actually produce something relevant to subjects undergoing intense resistance training programs who are also pharmaceutically predisposed towards hugely increased nitrogen retention

is this true about chem?
seems a bit far fetched

>come back when you can do more than regurgitate some two second soundbite off of the cover of men's health

ahhahahah oh shit

oops

>come back when you can do more than regurgitate some two second soundbite off of the cover of men's health

user on suicide watch

just said that to rustle him to be honest

I'm writing an essay defending the use of anabolic steroids
you guys got any studies bookmarked that debunk some of the roid health myths?

>Honestly, the only drawback of MK-677 is the bloat.
>I put on 16 lbs of bloat
Just curious when you guys are dosing this? I have never bloated with MK. I maybe gained a lb or two of water but 16lbs? I would encourage you to dose at night before bed if you are not already doing this.

How do i make myself look as epic as him?
And i dont mean look good, i mean epic.

I have brown eyes and fluffy hair.

Am i fucked?

mfw in the 3 weeks of roiding I've put on 7kg, from 74.6kg, to 81.4kg.

>fluffy hair.
>Am i fucked?
Yep pretty much, better end it now.

Well its fluffy, not curly ya know.

Whats the new superman's actor name?
The one who is super handsome.
Jeff cavalair or something. My hair is like his

So the recommended pct in Anabolics is:

Hcg: 2500iud e2d for 16 days
Clomid: 50mg 2x day for 30 days
Nolva: 25mg ed for 45 days

Thoughts? Seems like overkill on the hcg, wiki says 2000iu per wk is enough

manlet, you stay the fuck away from lucy

do you wash it alot? my hair goes fluffy as hell after washing. have to give it a few days to settle down.

I do, but i dont use shampoo ever.

Just water lel.

But it doesnt matter lel, my hair is fluffy naturally no matter what i do with it.

Also that guy is called Henry Cavill lol, not Jeff cavalair

can I have her?

Be blessed with master race hair and eye color good facial structure and beard pattern

What's your email

>I don't understand the mechanism of why Growth Hormone + sodium = tits.
MK-677 raises prolactin slightly, perhaps you're more sensitive than most.

As an addon to this, I'm pretty sure I'm at least 14-15% body fat now due to this. Should I just cut? I'm blasting at the moment which is why I'm not sure.

She's a fucking mess of a person. It was more of a warning. But sure, go for it

Fucking filters

Albfag

2012

At gmail

Im not aware

So I just got my hands on some ddrol, I cant find much online about it other than to protect my liver and drink tons of water.

Anyone familiar with it?

are you dumb or just retarded? You should know if you are cutting or bulking during a blast else your just wasting your money bro.

Of course I know, but in the pastebin it says that if you reach 14% bodyfat, then you should cut to 8% before bulking again.

I use orals only. AMA.

>drol and other orals arent as toxic as everyone claims, but if you take over the counter drugs and drink alot then the risk is real

Any general liver and organ health supplements + gallon of water a day will be good enough for a 6 week drol blast.

How about no

Keep bulking. I recommend tracking your cals, a 500 cal surplus is plenty.

>She's a fucking mess of a person
She really seems to be a Veeky Forums autist type, judging by the way she trolls stupid people online.
And from memory the first thing I asked her on tinder was how much shit diddlylifts and she actually responded to it with a number lol

But still. Cute af
She claimed she hasn't been lifting very long

So you have dyslexia because thats before doing roids. If you started a bulk at 8% or lower then you finish your bulk with the cycle, if you started higher then youd want to cut straight thru. Even if you are a higher fat content and want to bulk, you can. Roids dont stop working when you are higher fat. So finish your bulk cycle, then cut slowly on the offcycle/next cycle. Faster gains that way. Or do whatever you want, I dont care lol.

Couple questions for you:
Ive heard drol is great for cutting, but more as a by product of lifting heavy than by burning fat. Can I cut while still building LBM on this by eating below TDEE? Or would you recommend just bulking during the 6 weeks and cutting afterwards?

Also is PCT really necessary? Ive heard you can do fine without it, but it just speeds up getting back to baseline.

Thanks for the help user!

You sure about that because SUPERDROL is for cutting, DROL is for bulking. Well you can actually use both for either style but drol makes you retain water (which is why its not a good cutting compound). You can build muscle while losing bodyfat is you do a slow cut (i.e. 300 TDEE below) while eating above 100g of protein a day. Helps if you are around a begginer bodybuilder level as well.

PCT is neccesary for liver health and testosterone level hormone health. I HATE PCT because of waiting to be on roids again, but it has to be done. I want kids sooner or later, and dont want to be on pills to get boners.

My good friend who sold it to me is currently on it and said it dehydrates the shit out of you which is why you have to drink so much water. He's gone from 11% bf to 7.5 in 5 weeks with his lifts going up about 15-20%.

He's calling it ddrol but it's sounding more like it's superdrol which has me a bit confused.

For PCT I'll be taking a combo of estrogen inhibitor/liver repair/natural test booster. Definetly don't want to fuck my hormone function up lol

>"Steroids work better when your low bodyfat, anytime you reach 14% BF cut to 8% before bulking again."

You're thinking of the

>"If your fat and want to do steroids start with 200mg Testosterone/week and do a PSMF until your 8% before you start blasting."

You can go for it. I'd throw anything illegal away though. Just fyi.

>get bit by a tick
>tren sides are literally tetanus sides

Fuck

You should look up real pct then

thought 'ddrol' was a typo for drol, never used D-Drol before, but the real reason to drink lots of water is because you will cramp alot without it.

If it is actually superdrol, then estrogen inhibitors are NOT needed as it does not convert to estrogen. I suggest researching more on aromatizing compounds (drol,dbol,test, ect) compared to other cutting steroids (tren,sDrol,turinabol,anavar,winny)

>just a note, there is something called d-drol, but too lazy to look up info on it.

>get bit by a tick
>tren
kek, that thick will get huge and ripped af.

mirin

false, ticks have no muscles, therefore it will always be a pleb DYEL insect.

it works. Its also the only pct method with even a shred of evidence

its not overkill at all really. If you look at the literature on ASIH (anabolic steroid induced hypogonadism - aka what professionals call "muh post cycle crash") almost all of the successful treatments involved heavy doses of hcg of for MONTHS

in contrast, the power pct method is 10 shots. (by the way the updated version of that same protocol only calls for 2000iu eod)

if you ran hcg while you were on cycle, you probably dont need to do that. If you didn't, you should probably do that.

Yeah it is ddrol then. There truly isnt a lot of info available online, but from little research I have been able to do, it does share alot of similarities with superdrol.

From what ive read even though it doesnt convert to estrogen, your body naturally produces more to stay in homeostasis. So by blocking it, your body goes starts producing normal-lower levels quicker.

I hope I'm vaccinated
I'd hate to die because of tren sides

You've never put one of tren before

keep on dreamin.

lower bodyfat and hope that you have god-tier facial structure genetics. But eyes are more important, you can;t change that. too bad.

what can i tell you? You got fuck man, with your genetic makeup. God bless


shut up autistic party pooper

never stop dreaming

cant vaccinate hodge-twins lymphoma.

Get it, cause neither of them or you have legs?

Unless you have ovaries as a child, men only produce estrogen thru an enzyme, converting testosterone into estrogen. Your test levels drop while on any form of steroid, lowering your normal levels of estrogen over time and when your in PCT, it slowly goes up dependent on your test levels.

>From what ive read even though it doesnt convert to estrogen, your body naturally produces more to stay in homeostasis. So by blocking it, your body goes starts producing normal-lower levels quicker.
this is good

YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF THE DISABLED

I thought fat cells produced estrogen in men too though?

actually I cant, in fact them being disabled makes it even easier

I am assuming you are not over 30% bodyfat were it will make a difference between an average roider that starts between 8-20%. If you are whale-tier then sure, but you should have been cutting before using compounds thatll make you look even fatter.

I've already got acne from roids, and I'm waiting for my accutane to come through today or tomorrow.

Would 20mg ed be fine until the acne disappears, then 5mg ed from then?

>cant
Can, derp

No, I am not 30% bf was just kinda making a general statement that there are multiple ways estrogen is produced in males.

How do you guys mix your mk 677 powder and dose it properly?

fat cells can produce aromatase enzyme , not estrogen directly.

fucking jaw what is this
baka tren

>actually I cant

good im glad you learned your lesson

Read the beggining sentences and then tell me how much of a difference between aging men does estrogen raise/test decrease and report back. I can tell you estrogen does not go up by a significant meaningful amount.

You are reading articles that are meant to shock you into reading the rest. Read the citations. I guarantee you are not going to be affected by these 'other ways' in any meaningful way.

In a preweighted pill ofcourse. I wonder what 1 year on 25mg MK will do for me.

>didnt start lifting as a teenager
>missed out on peak natural test levels

You mean at the very end of your teen years?

I didnt start till I was 21. Im sure it really doesnt make that much a difference at the end of the day.

m8, you have the highest test starting at 20.

teenage boys are low test.

Exogenous > Any natty test level
And who knows, if you started early and hopped straight on the gains train you could have ended up like the two 4"6 disproportionate habibs I went to school with,

Most people put it in everclear and then dose with an oral syringe.

>tfw moldy dnp caps

more like just never-dried DNP

Fairo

How do people ship hcg discreet if it has to be refrigerated? Is it even available/not outrageously expensive in aus?

Alright fraud I started off with low testosterone levels and 24% bf at just cruising test. I then gained super test energy and motivation, and did PSMF for 45 days and am now 13% bf at 150 lbs or so (still eating at psmf until tomorrow, dont know how much water I'm gonna gain/lose).

Mentally I can't cut anymore, can i blast and do a slow bulk from here, or what? Just take a break and then continue the cut until I'm leaner?

It's just powder in a vial that you add bac water to and then refrigerate.

Doesn't need to be refrigerated if not reconstituted

running 75mg of npp, halotestin/dbol/TNE/anadrol injectable blend, .25CC of sust ED

Just added GHRP-6 3x a day ED dosed @ 500mcg each shot.
(hunger is retard)
Time to bloat up like a boat cup

Job interview went well i guess, just got a call that they want a second interview. Or at least, see me again.

I dunno how that goes

>GHRP-6 3x a day ED dosed @ 500mcg each shot.
I thought a normal dose was 100mcg? Why are you using so much?

dude im not trying to be an ass.

but 150lbs @ 13% even on just test is shit. that isn't a good cut thats skinny fat

the top saturation dose is somewhere between 600mcg-1000mcg.
100mcg each shot would do jack shit other than maybe increase hunger a little and help your skin. Ive seen better results using GHRP in high doses than any amount of GH.

If they wanna see you again that's pretty good dude, feel good about yourself (except your skin).

If they didn't like you they would throw your files in the trash

It is skinnyfat because 1: i am probably over estimating my BF since I always do that and 2: before i started the cut i was only on a cruise dose for a few days, because i have very very bad natural test levels, under 200ng dl. So i had 0 muscle to start anyway.

time to BLOW UP FROM WITHIN now then
our if you want to get leaner before you BLOW UP FROM WITHIN, eat at maintenance for 4-6 weeks and then keep cutting

you fucking nerds are way too worried about steroids and supplements and shit.

just go to the fucking gym and lift heavy weights. if you don't get jacked it means you're a beta faggot and don't deserve muscles.

How long after the interview did they ask you for a second interview?

What motivates you to come into this thread and make such a stupid fucking post? Seriously.