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and what he's saying is that your approach is still way too direct and blunt, you don't ask anyone if they want to be your friends bro you are not 12 anymore, you just keep on making conversation until you see a window to ask her out without being a fucking spaghetti dropper, if she still says no fuck it, you'll have more chances, but at least you know is not your fault for being too autistic with your approach

>least harmful way to suicide

Judging by your social autism and your language skills, it's clear that God never intended you to have a chance on this Earth. Exiting is the only solution to a life of constant pain and isolation.

The best way to exit - the gold standard, really - is to use a drug called Sodium Pentobarbitone. It's the drug used by Dignitas in Switzerland to euthanize the dying and suffering. It is a liquid. Drink 100 ml in one go, and you will die peacefully and painlessly in under 10 seconds. Loss of consciousness is almost immediate. You drift off into sleep and your body then quietly shuts down. Success rate is 100%. 125 ml is enough to put down cattle. For more information, Google "The Peaceful Pill Handbook". A copy is usually available on torrent sites. It will fully explain the drug and walk you through it's proper use.

Be forewarned, it's hard to get. It's a controlled substance, obviously. Normally you would have to take a trip to Mexico and go to veterinarian supply shops. (Vets use it on a regular basis to put down animals) You can buy a bottle over the counter there for about $15. There are no regulations. After that, rent yourself a motel room and finish the job. Better luck in the next world, user.

Nah brah, roid, do coke, and sauna. It'll catch up eventually, but will be fun in the mean time

Dude, you are the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

>least harmful way to suicide
>least harmful

I nominate him holding his breath

She sounds like a cunt, OP.
She's probably make a very lousy "friend" even if she said yes.

No body would say "yes" to that question. It's just too pathetic and cringey. OP should have just invited the person to an interesting upcoming event. Make sure that it's something that would appeal to the girl. Mention that it should be fun, that you're going and then just casually invite her, almost offhandedly. "Would you like to come with me? Should be fun." If she says no, brush it off and keep going with the conversation. Don't press it. Forget that you ever said it. Later, she might change her mind, but she won't if you had pressed her on it earlier. You have to look like you're cool with any answer she gives. Keep the friendlship going. Other opportunities will arise.

TL;DR - Don't ask people to GIVE you things (e.g. friendship). OFFER them things - invitations, a compliment, a good laugh. That's how you attract others.

He might have been a bit direct but she still acted like a cunt and said no. If she had a bit decency and was a good person she would have said something like "yeah sure" but giving out a straight no is a shit move. Do you think she would have said the same thing to a Chad or a good looking fellow?
OP, you've encountered a roastie cunt who's full of herself and probably has an inflated ego. Just let it go and next time approach girls who seem like human with real emotions

I have never in my life asked another person to be my friend, what the fuck

>she still acted like a cunt and said no.

we can't really judge since we weren't there. if she was getting a vibe that he was weird and wanted to befriend her so he could bang her (which, let's face it, that's probably how he was coming off) then her response is perfectly justified . girls have to deal with all sorts of perverted autistic guys throughout their lives, so they develop these ways to deal with them

Lol dude she was being honest, there's no need to lie if you don't wanna be friends with somebody. If she had said sure, that probably would've meant this guy would would have gotten his hopes up, and he would pester her too much. It's better that she was honest for both of them, but you seem too butthurt to understand that.

yea actually you're right, I just assumed OP summarized her response but in case she spouted a blatant "no" she's just a fucking stupid rude bitch

You seem to have lost your way to reddit whiteknights

>He might have been a bit direct

He straight up asked her "Could I be your friend?"

He MIGHT have been a BIT direct? I don't think you know what those words mean. What would a direct approach be to you? A kidnapping?

I've never heard anymore ask that question before in my life. If they did, I'd think that the person was just oozing desperation. He's probably semi-suicidal (and lo and behold, OP is just that). When you communicate to someone that you're suicidally lonely, people will get the fuck away from you like you're a leper.

No one would say "yeah sure" to someone like that. You're signing up to be someone's therapist and you're not even getting paid their big bucks to do so.

>Would she have said that to a Chad?

No, because no Chad would ever ask that question in a million years. That's straight up a Michael Scott tier level of desperation.

>"I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend."

That's how pathetic OP sounds. He's fucking kryptonite to people, of any gender. Friendship is not charity, yet that's how you're treating it.

Yeah. I didn't even know you could ask such a question.

Might try it out for some laughs

>not wanting to be friends with some beta creep

gee, what an absolutely shitty thing to do. Drowning is one of the worst way to die, you're fully conscious for minutes and fully aware of most of it. has the right idea, though helium is another pan less way to go

baka desu senpai

>taking hope from people
fuck you
i hope you burn in hell

If someone came up to me and offered to be friends, I would just assume that they used it as an ice-breaker.
Even if they meant it semi-seriously, I just don't get how can you outright say "no", and I'm generally anti-social. You don't know that person and what they're like, why deny the potential social link before getting to know them?

and you to /r9K/

>>taking hope from people
Implying OP has any

>i hope you burn in hell
"Hell is other people" - Sartre.

I'm doing OP a favor. Clearly, he's already in hell.

>Beta gets rejected because he's autistic
>It's the girls fault because she should have lied and lead him on
Why not face the harsh truth, and learn to move on instead of cherishing how beta you are? You guys are fucking pathetic, seriously.

>not helping people reach rock bottom so they can finally change

>giving out an outright "no" to an innocent question just because it came out weird
You guys seriously lack compassion and ability to empathise.
Normies are sociopaths

>Beta gets rejected
But OP didn't even ask her out, just wanted to make an acquaintance.
I'm afraid you are the autistic one here

>You don't know that person and what they're like, why deny the potential social link before getting to know them?

Anyone asking that question is autistic / damaged goods. No one ever asks that question except for freakshows. Now other freakshows may respond positively to the proposition, but not normies.

And a normie wouldn't just sneer and say "No!" He/she would just give an excuse that they're too busy with work/projects/whatever, that they barely have time to socialize with even their best friends, etc. Some Chads may just laugh and say "Fuck off", but whatever, it's still their right.

But whether the rejection is cruel or diplomatic, it at least has the virtue of being honest. Normal people who say yes to be polite will still do everything within their power to subsequently avoid the autist, which just wastes everyone's time. You can't begrudge people for being honest, however bluntly.

>drowning
>literally one of the worst ways to die probably only surpassed by burning

Run a pipe from the exhaust of your car into the side window and put the blower on recirculate, sit inside with the engine running shitposting on Veeky Forums until you fall asleep and never wake up.

>implying saying "yes" and delaying the discomfort so OP can go home and dream about how they're going to get married and have kids and try to awkwardly hit on her for months until she finally has to crush him dreams is more empathetic

>You can't begrudge people for being honest, however bluntly.
But you're doing the same to the OP.

>an innocent question

No, it's a psychotic question asked only by autists. Newsflash: NOBODY WANTS TO HANG AROUND THESE PEOPLE. Which is why they have to ask such desperate questions in the first place.

>Normies are sociopaths
This is what autists actually believe. The autists think that they're the normies, even though they suffer from crippling social anxiety and everyone hates them lol.

And she didn't want to be his friend. There is literally nothing wrong with being honest about that, it is better for both parties involved.

Op is such a beta he is considering suicide because a girl turned down his question that probably came off as creepy. We weren't there, we don't know what she looked like, what OP looked like, or any context of the situation other than OP straight up asked to be friends like a 12 year old kid, and got told no.

>Do you think she would have said the same thing to a Chad or a good looking fellow?
Believe it or not, looks and attraction would have a huge impact on the answer of this question.

summer is here

>offering to befriend a new girl in town is proposing her to marry him
You seem to be the only autist here for assuming that. What if he was just trying to be nice? She acted like a cunt for refusing his nice offer (not even kindly) and beta faggots like you rush to defend her because he PROBABLY WANTED TO MARRY HER AND HAVE KIDS

>you are obliged accept any offer of friendship or you are a shitty person

K E K
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you don't know that it was a nice offer. it is the tone of the conversation, the perceived intentions, etc that matters , not the words.
we're just arguing in circles now anyway

>she still acted like a cunt
these are the people you share this board with

So much this.

If some retard came slobbering up to any of you while you were in the middle of working out and sputtered autistically that they wanted to be your friend, I am certain one of you would've posted here later in disgust. And yet because she is a woman she's obligated to accept and you're all assuming she's a shallow cunt. Eliot Rodger pls go

>But you're doing the same to the OP.

Yeah because he's violating social norms. I'm doing him the favour. If he ever learns to be normal, it'll be via feedback from normies who say "What the fuck did you just ask?" I'm not begrudging him for his honesty, per se. I'm just not interested in hanging out with psychos. He's free to ask other nutcases, though.

What do you expect me to say? "Yes?" I'm supposed to lie? And then compound that lie by avoiding him as he tries to track me down? It's a waste of everyone's time.

So long as you think that the world owes OP friendship, he'll never ever get a friend because he'll never try to improve. Why improve when he's already entitled? That's his and your logic. And then you can blame others for denying you your birthright. But that won't get you anywhere. Meanwhile, while you're sulking about the injustice of it all, the CHADS will eat PIZZA and steal the girl of your dreams.

Yes, that's exactly what you did.

Does this works with new cars?

Nope. That method hasn't worked in many, many years.

If you want to commit suicide, do this

You haven't read huit clos, you just googled "sartre quotes" one day. Stop trying to make yourself look smart.
You're not making OP a favor by being one of those other people. But sure, make yourself feel better on the internet by shitting on a stranger and being edgy, that'll sure make your own life less of a hell.

Drowning is most definitely NOT the best and least harmful way to suicide. It's probably the best way if you don't want people to find your corpse, though, because it will sink to the bottom of the lake/sea/ocean.
If you want painless, I suggest jumping from a >10 story building, head-first.
>hey let's be friends
>hey let's hang out
What's the difference? Both seem equally autistic. You should have a normal conversation first and then lead up to it.
It's possible. I once knew a woman who was legit so lonely, she went to a library and asked a guy if he wanted to be friends. So it IS possible, just extremely rare.

what the h*ck is this thread?

you're all autistic

>just googled "sartre quotes"

It's his most famous quote. Why would anyone need to Google it? You're projecting, son.

As for the rest of your post, it's irrelevant. OP asked a question, I gave him an answer. No one asked you.

>ITT Veeky Forums seriously believes you can't ask people if you could be friends

You all must be beta as fuck.
I ask this shit all the time and it always works.
Maybe instead of trying to show off your lame gains, you could try being likeable or funny.

>because it will sink to the bottom of the lake/sea/ocean.

Corpses float.

Two things.

1. Why are you attempt to socialise in gym. Just work out and leave. Gym us already too crowded with people insisting on waste time.

2. I wonder what girl says on her online blog when mentioning this incident.