Can Veeky Forums recommend good festival/beach shorts for the summer...

Can Veeky Forums recommend good festival/beach shorts for the summer? Looking for something slightly longer than the zyzz cut.

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I'd fuck her

we all would dumbass

gym shorts

>for you

These ones look good OP, think you can get them at Macy's!

also any suggestions for festival wear in general would be cool.

Mirin calves.

No, she'd fuck you

Kek

Where jeans all year like real men.

>muh jeans
>muh boots
>muh gay jacket
>muh real macho-man meme Xd

Fucking nu-males PLEASE go back to red-dit

Forever 21 has $10 swim trunks that are the PERFECT length. Trust me bro, cop a pair or three

Christ, their looks like the liberation footage of Auschwitz.

>My booty shorts

You are supposed to be a man not a fucking wannabe woman.

>their site looks

>C-can I have the 45 p-please

>Go ahead and grab it, its right here ;)

>liking supernatural
>being straight

Okay, enjoy wearing farm workwear at a festival full of sloots.

I need to cum inside her brehs

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If you're going to festivals, you wear cool trippy shit, artist shirts, and comfy things. Unless you're a tryhard faggot, in which case wear basketball shorts and no shirt

I can only hope

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but the shorts are legit. They're cheap of course, but they are PERFECT for festivals/raves/beach

>posts a picture of a girl that has the body of a male swimmer
>Pretends to be straight

Listen dude if you like men you gotta be real with yourself. Wear your booty shorts to the gay club you will be a hit. Faggot.

>he doesn't want cute guys pinching his tight ass in the club

Fag

canterbury drill shorts