Things you can say at the gym, but not in bed

>Mind if I work in with you?

Lightweight, baby.
Get it.
Because my girlfriend is fat and I settled.

apologize

>We're all gonna make it.

No homo.

>I need a 3-5 minute rest after every 5 reps babe

Can I work in?

cute butt, big guy

I can overhead press 135lbs
>"Really? Do it to me! I'm about that weight!"
>she's a landwhale

Stay out of my sight manlet.
Because I have no mirror in my bedroom.

I'm the biggest guy in here!

>hey, how're you doing man?
>what are you working on today?

Hey bud I'm going for a PR over here. Mind giving me a spot?

>Whew, that one was a killer! Now to finish up with some dead lifts and skull crushers.

You are not even funny, manlet.

>I can't lift this weight up

>I always put everything back after I finish my workout

>you should drop 20lbs

>mind sharing your protein shake, bro? I got rid of my shaker the other day and I didn't think about how I'd get my protein in.

Can I work in with you?

Fuckin good

There sure is a lot of sweaty men in here

>I'm loving this stair master. It's taking my breath away.

>Why's your dick hard, bro?

>i take 5 scoops
>you almost done with that?
>I'm repping to failure
>nah I can't eat that, it doesn't fit my macros
>you're glutes are getting striations bro

"lower, faggot"

>I usually jerk after I clean

>That receptionist by the door is kind of cute.

>can't

KEK

Underrated

>Mate, make sure to wipe that shit down when you're done cause I'm gonna have a go now and I don't want your sweat all over me.

LEL

Stop looking at my dick, bro :3

Hate doing this cardio bullshit all the time. Fucking boring AS FUCK

I'm not the only one here.

Let's go another round

Busy tonight

*puts ear buds on*

Not exactly something you say but if you're fucking to >SOON I'LL BE SIXTY YEARS OLD
You're probably not fucking someone hot

>I can go deeper

H-homegym masterrace

One more Jeff your almost there bro

>yo bro you still using that?

I hat waiting for those old Mexican ladies to finish so I can get on

I have a lot of experience

AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT

I HAVE A BIG DICK

I've seen better snatches from crossfitters

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GARBAGE

58 replies
44 different posters

and none of you are anywhere near funny

> natty lickeraoo

Where can yo see how many posters a thread has?

I'M NOT DONE YET

Look at that retard doing hip thrusts.
Rack your weights when you're finished.
How much longer are you gonna be?

Newfag

What's your stack?
Wow, your form is all fucked up.
Put your collar on.

these monthly dues seems a little high

i'm waiting for that other guy to finish

This place gives me satisfaction

agayun
just exactly like that

I've never seen a snatch that heavy before.

Pull sumo

I love the burn!

kek'd

kek

Leave

Double-o-kek

>Deeper, faggot

FUCK, that was heavy!
It's all you, bro!
Have a good workout!

bery nice!! !

jesus

>Push day was yesterday, today I'm just gonna pull.

thats so good

>I am at the gym right now

the heavier the better

time to deload, baby.

Nice.
>Porkies face just makes it.

>Are you done yet?

Nice

underr8ed

I think we'll need another person for safety.
You forgot to put clamps on
I hate the 30 min time limit
Let's not incorporate any machines

Oh, come on now, did the membership cost go up again?

Hey there, Jack, haven't seen you here for a while now.

perfect

Make sure you hold your breath as you're going down.

underrated

I wish my gymbro was here

>It's my first time trying this but my bros showed me how to do it.

I didn't want to lift so heavy today but I came here

I often come with other people

>Let's not incorporate any machines
ayy

>let's bang the receptionist