You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

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Government seems to be doing an okay job

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Hair plugs

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He had hair transplant.

he has no coin.

>thinking a 1/100 fatality rate is a commercially viable transport system for the public

300 per share is too expensive from most of these cunts here, if he put out an ICO though I'd buy the fuck out of it.

Muskoin

Hes was a stuttering pothead at his last conference.

Seriously, he was. Check out the first 5 minutes from 40 seconds on.

youtu.be/E4FY894HyF8

Was like that for the whole presentation.

He can't even produce enough cars.

Tesla will crumble when they have to compete with real car-manufactors..
Space-X seems promising though..

no one is going to want car dlc in the long run, these features will be made standard by other manufacturers

charlatan, scammer and fake from bottom to top

He let's a gold digger cuck him. He's actually bald

Tesla is overvalued as fuck

He's a con man who just uses the government to get money for his ideas that are shit. Wonder why people aren't investing in him? Because he's full of shit. He's only interested in government money.

He literally pumped and dumped her
Total Chad desu

Tesla forced all car manufacturers to enter the electric car market. Even if it fails it would help achieve his vision of bettering the planet.

His ultimate vision is to make humanity a multi planetary species. This has been his goal since even before he started paypal. The fucking neets, armchair fags, and losers on this board aren't even worthy of licking Elon's fucking shoes.

how does that Elon cum taste like, user?

>Types the basement dwelling faggot, as he wipes the cheeto dust off his manboobs.

>Satisfied at his smug response, he clicks open the tab of Brazilian horse porn and prepares to jerk off into his own mouth.

...

keep projecting, loser

He is not a shitcoin

he couldn't even go bald with confidence
baka

>he types again, getting agitated some online user has called him out on his pathetic daily life.

>his face is slowly turning red from anger, as he ponders how he is better than all these "losers" on the internet, better than even elon musk.

>he struggles with his enormous weight and pulls up his pajamas, no longer in the mood to jerk off.

sauce

>gambling money on a person, not an idea
what if he suddenly takes suicide or gets mental issues
not worth the risk

aww, how bored are you?

dont worry, if you work hard enough you can be elon musk personal secretary, and follow him everywhere with his awesome projects!
Maybe if you were a good boy he'll let you on some of his secrets of success. Good luck user!

has too many enemies

>implying you understand what "hard work" and "success" even means.

nobody tells me what should I invest without shareholder letters and financial statements.

Try living in a 3rd world country and raising yourself from poverty to riches. I understand those concepts better than you, burger, who had it all served on a golden plate. Now begone, inferior creature.

You always invest in people over ideas. Ideas are a dime a dozen. Execution is all that matters.

king bongo now owns a clock radio, he is envied by all in his village

If it wasnt for mass government subsidies Tesla wouldn't exist. A real business would have tanked.

yep they now worship me like a god