Are you beach body ready?

Are you beach body ready?

shit no, but who the fuck cares, gonna sun my gut anyways

2>1>4>3

Not in a traditional sense, but I'm in the best shape I have even been, so basically yes.

It doesn't matter though. It's still too cold, windy and rainy to even think about going to the beach.

Nope. Too lazy to hit the gym.

Close, but it's actually 2>1>3>4

4's tattoo ruins everything.

good call

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>Obligatory every body is beach body ready

I don't go to beaches, I have scars all over my legs and I'm insecure af

cover them in tattoos

2 > 1 > 4 > 3

Tattoos are absolutely disgusting on a woman and will always take her down by one or two points on a one to ten scale. But four's face and teeth aren't nearly as busted as three's.

With that said, obviously I'd fuck them all.

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1>4>2>3

on point assessment to be honest

does that say

"live free"

or

"live free or die"

massive difference right there

Doesn't bother me as much as 3's face but then again I don't have tatouazophobia

Not until I look like her desu

Is 2 Tori Black?

oh

emm

gee

Yup. Must suck looking like a prolific pornstar.

She should sit on my face. Every day.

No but I'm going to the beach tomorrow anyway

>this will never be your GF

why even lift/live brethren

no
and this girl im fucking from tinder wants to go to the beach this week and get "serious"
fucking christ

soon

This is correct

2 is helen owen for anyone curious

Shes literally perfect

all of these girls are basic bitches

>no average korean gf
No buy Senpai

confirmed

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Progress pic pls. We're here to help after all.

>Shes literally perfect

nah no tits senpai

what do my lifts need to be to receive one of these?

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i'm beach body ready. but i don't like sand. so i never go to the beach

No I am not, Is it do-able in 2 weeks to drop like 5% BF?

Nah, I am too self conscious to post naked full body pics on here. I have a long ways to go until I have a body like hers

>ywn be that shark

Youre fucking stupid. She has tits faggot, they just arent as fat and floppy as you like them to be.

2>4>1>3

1>2>4>3

perfect
how tall

Isn't she a pornstar?

mah niggah

Hey there New Hampshire

Forget the beach, mirin them firs, I'd hike through those hills

for fucks sake why that shitty tattoo

because she is a free-spirited young woman out to live life to the full

1 appears to be sucking in her stomach.

No family. Food tastes too good mang

Have u seen the beach crowd? Most people don't have beach. Bodies

1/2/4 > 3

>not dating white libertarian goddess
Hold me brehs

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I am beach ready

Am I fucked? I'm going to the beach soon and this is my current body. Goal is to bang qtpa2ts. Am I gonna make it?

Looks sexy, mate. I bet you pull loads of ass no problem.

Unless you're a secret robot and can't into social.

I'm having a hard time deciding if 1's marginally bigger boobs trump 4's qt'er face

nah, 2>4>1>3

mirin them tits bro

No, but whatevs, our idea of "not ready" is still better than 95% of the population.

Nobody is impressed by roiders

yeah I agree. It's so rough and it gets everywhere

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I dunno what I'm looking at here. You actually look like you're a drawn character and that you don't lift at all. Everything is flat and almost stenciled on.

This is.. confusing me greatly. I don't understand.

M-maybe next year...

Not like you...

Not really. I only look half decent under 10/10 lighting. I still have around 4-5 pounds to go on my cut so hopefully will look decent by the end of the summer.

Not quite but it will have to do

thoughts?

losers say that

Not thi year :(. Perhaps next one, or maybe by winter vacation time..

>roiding for this
was the hairline worth it?

almost

Reminder, this is what women consider to be a crazy ripped beach body

If you're handsome, then yes.

I like everything about 1 more except for her meat curtains. 2 looks like she has an innie

3/4/5/6 @ 8% bf, over 6'3 and with an objectively 8/10+ face

Tattoos are awful, into the trash she goes

NO I AM NOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I LIVE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, STOP REMINIDING ME

It says "live free" and there are birds "soaring" right next to it

Which is what i'm sayin mah man. These dudes are worrying about how their body looks when all that matters is to not be fat and have a nice FACE.

yes, by the grace of height, face, frame

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Yup. Ugly people like us have to be more ripped

what an inspiring tattoo. she must be a really special person full of great life advice

"the beach is for people with white teeth and tanned skin, i have tanned teeth and white skin"
-bill hicks

most people at the beach don't even look close to that, so don't worry

Roger

lack of tits and ass

would rather have a girl with an uglier face and a butt and thighs

I'm almost certain that is Cultas Lake BC

Pretty sure this is Cultas Lake BC right outside of Chilliwack. Epic hiking to be hand

Is it just me or are your lats lacking a bit of width?

I was thinking the same thing

>tfw forgot to bench press and deadlift while roiding

Is it true normies standards are so distorted they think ottermode looks like a god? I'm kinda otter mode now and people havent seen me without a shirt in 8 years, back then I was chubby.

Wonder if they'd be wowed or just like whatever.

chicks dig scars

Flat stomach + some muscle definition = better than 99% of men out there

When you spend all day long looking at roided monkeys on the Internets it distorts your view on the real world, m80.

no, you're soft. try cutting 10kg.

>implying 99% of population knows whats the natty limit