Is this the joociest you'd let yourself get Veeky Forums?

How hard it is to remove your shorts/sweat-pants for a photo in your home?? Jesus Christ, I'm sick of seeing faggots with with trousers around their ankles, are those fuckers retarded?

Am I the only straight person with this goal?

It's called Husbando Mode. We used to have a general about it but Veeky Forums wouldn't let us as they got upset it was too gay. We had more straight dudes than gays wanting to look like this as well. Oh well.

BREHS

>homosexuals will defend this

>Husbando mode threads deemed too gay and unacceptable
>CBT and goal body threads considered straight and acceptable

too fat

ultra pleb
justin is sexy as fuck

...

yeah, unfortunately he's dead

also what happened to pic related, did he post more butt pictures of himself yet

Goal status

Kill yourself.

I had a dream where I chest bumped with a guy with a chest like that in a bathroom for fun. Then I barebacked him. I'm straight though.

>high test/thick, tfw no gf, /pol/ shit, tinder threads deemed acceptable
>thread about actually training to have a strong looking physique deemed unacceptable

Yeah I gave up on Veeky Forums at that point and migrated to /r/bodybuilding & bb.com.

Roiding and fat? Nice choice kek

it is clearly shot from below you shithead, so his delts look smaller as they are far away from you

I'm sure that's because these threads get reported, then a janitor delete them without thinking.

>thread about actually training to have a strong looking physique

Don't play coy
We all know this is homo thread

that's a really nice looking posterior chain right there

I'm not gay or anything but I can totally see how some dudes are going crazy over this

It's still more fitness related than tfw no gf, high test, fitness celeb and CHAD threads.

>implying this isn't alpha tier mode

Thick, still has absolutely, and probably strong. You dyel skellys and obese fatties will hate on anything. This is God tier for regular people aka non magazine and bb show fgts. Put this guy next to any steroid junky and ask any girl who she'd pick.

Still has abs*

Only complaint I've got about that man in the pic, and it's not even related to his wonderful physique, is his belly button.
For reason, it just comes off as a little odd looking to me.

Aside from that though, 10/10 body.

go ask him for more on /lgbt/.

HGH mode?

I browse lgbt. And honestly a man looking like that, would probably be posted quite a lot on hm. He'd have a better chance going there, if he doesn't mind a sea of dicks.

It's Venser, he used to trip on the cancer generals.

he's gorgeous

Didn't really pay attention until you mentioned it, it's bad but it could have been way worse.

wow
Marco got fat, it's a bit too much imo.

is he natty doe? what are his lifts?

Christ he looks delicious.

Yeah it could definitely be worse.
Just glad it isn't an outtie.
Outtie bellybuttons just turn me off completely.

I don't remember him ever looking "skinnier" tbqh.

>that pedo stache.

This one is probably a few years old but he used to be thinner.

>had a dream where a a guy with this body type held me down
>i can't escape
>he just holds me down the entire time

i need to take a break from Veeky Forums

wew, he looks so young.

jesus I know some steroids can cause bloating but this is ridiculous

he looks like a water balloon

Don't leave us, senpai. :3c

>ITT: fatties

he makes me feel all sad and lonely because this is literally the perfect guy and I'll never find him in rural Bavaria where I currently live

Post your German titties.

These threads depress me because I will never find a gym brobf.

I'll have to settle for some middle age chubby guy. End my suffering now.

German guys are the qtest.
>tfw most dutch guys are meh
feelsbadsenpai

ARE ALL WHITE GUYS SCHOOL-SHOOTING RAPISTS?

>tfw no racist bottomboi

I went to the gym for several months with a friend every other day.
Start with a small run, sometimes bball game.
Creatine and protein powder.
Hour workout.
Thighs first for that placebo chemical release.
Push one day, pull other.
Afterwards we would go out to eat (alot).

At the end, he had gained 10ish pounds, lookin fit.
I gained no pounds. No noticeable physical changes. Maybe some pimples on my face from excessive sweat and greasy hair. Stayed my 6'1 155ish self.
Only change was endurance, I could do more pullups and bball became easy.

My dad is 6'4 and has been 170 and slender his whole life. Even when he was in millitary.

I suck at this workout shit.

this is so fucking disgusting
probably even worse than a normal obese person

bamp

homo af

Mirin that glans, no homo

Huehuehuehue sure OK. Mad skelly detected

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shoulderlet detected

:3

That looks fucking delicious desu

I dunno, but that man could do whatever he wanted to me.

wouldn't have been so bad if the sticky wasn't overtly homosexual and promoting "gayposting". all it would have taken was cutting that out of the sticky and Veeky Forums would have been fine with it.

also it was a pointless general which ended up as a condensed chatroom after the initial discussion ran dry.

such a tragic tale, that poor boy, born without lats... won't someone please help him?
please reply to this thread GRAB THE BAR AND PULL if you'd like to help this poor soul out

this is the joociest i've ever been. clocking in at 16% bf, 241 lbs.

>16%
>bait
pick both

im just tryna reach husbando

You look like a potato. You're Jason Genova mode

lol, bavaria representin

you have more bf than 16 % but still would absolutely smash / get smashed by you

Who is this guy? He is doing this ironically right?

Looks strange here but following him on instagram and he is too fucking cute. I'll never be with something this hot.

>talking about his insta
>not posting his instagramm

come on dude

post legs

sorry my man.

damiano_frascaroli

he's so qt
>tfw no thick, masculine, yet lispy Italian beefy bear

No, he's doing it for the IG follows.
It's steve raider.

>that haircut
why?

those j00cy thighs

hnng

there's nothing hotter than muscular quads, prove me wrong

Looks ridiculous
>dat photoshop

>tfw i hang around in /homo/ threads for inspiration because only faggots know what guys should look like.

>tfw i used to have that haircut for like a month

no bully

BW reportiert ein. Schaust aus wie ich, nur mit mehr Bizeps ;_;

Concurred.

this is what being natty feels like fampai

I'll have this powerlevel someday.

It's okay if you're hot but eh...

>It's okay if you're hot

As everything in life is.

>tfw you'll never be this joocy

>when you could of cupped it easily with one hand

You'd never be able to find cute clothes with an ass and thighs like that.

bin nicht Ich lol, Ich würde meinen mittelmäßigen Körper nie posten unter all diesen wohlgeformten Muskelbergen in disem thread

Any news from him?
I remember when he was whoring here, I wasn't lifting back then.

He's adorable.

>that 20% bodyfat nattyfeelarinoo

no thanks, I'd rather be on roids.

>juicy

is that what they call tubby it nowadays?

These dudes are all huge and cut. Did they all trade in their natty cards or what? They didn't get like that doing SS.

Flu shots and manletness