Son

Son
You're getting pretty big

So is your erection, dad.
;^)

>tfw my 90s bodybuilder dad told me I'm looking big and healthier than anyone else in the family

>dat pic

At least your dad doesn't discourage you from lifting

>You're getting pretty big
>not you are a bigger man
RIP Hans-Ulrich Dietzel

Oh you saw that? Should I take off my pants?

rip

for

I really don't understand whats going on here, is the speaker the one pictured? Did he put those labels on the picture as well? Is he being ironic?

o ty dad

>sonic shoes

You

it's meta-ironic, you wouldn't get it

Is that a Sobelmans bloody?

>Son, I noticed that your shoulders are getting wider

Th-thanks dad

Shut up, mom's husband.

>Starting to cardio only for a few weeks
>Dad tells you that you lost some weight already
>When in reality you gained some

Thanks dad oh wait I don't have a dad. How does it feel to have a dad?

The power creep on Caesar toppers is getting out of hand.

Compliments won't make me fix your computer dad

>realise that you can't do this gym nonsense and scuba dive and shoot your bow while running a successful business, son.
>look at me, I'm nearly seventy years old and never had time for hobbies
Thanks for teaching me austerity and instilling me with a good work ethic, but it's a bleeding shame you can't see past your stiffneckedness to realise that you're old and frail and the only reason you can't have any hobbies now is because you never took care of yourself and got reduced to an angry and bitter shell of a man, more sadcunt than man, really. ;_;

Like, he's 90 years old, or back in the 1990s he was a bodybuilder?

there ya go

D-daddy pls

>you will never be the little girl

>little girl
>she
>her

>implying