Anyone here get the shit genes in the family?

My bro is taller and better looking (and more social) but I'm smarter.

>entire family dirty blonde / blue eyed
>I'm hazel green eyes / black hair

haha sure is great that my dad made me the bastard son with a different mom

>being such a newfag and a non-weeb at the same time

>lean AF
>prob 15% bf

pick one

>implying body fat % has anything to do with genes in siblings
Your diet is shit compared to his

My bros shorter and only workouts twice a month but he has an active social life and has never had trouble getting girls.

I'm taller but I have an uglier face due to me fucking up my nose when I was young/mouth breathing...

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>be born male

No.
Lel, git out normie scum.

I thought wearing a suit would be hard but I recently bought one for a wedding and holy shit I looked so good in it, without any effort whatsoever

I spent about a month's expenses on it and the shoes though
I guess that's the catch

I'm the tallest and strongest, so I guess not. But, I have poor eyesight (half of us do) and I'm the only one balding...

Cont

And he has pretty good social skills while I can't talk 1v1 to anyone outside of uni related topics without stuttering and going into programmer answer robot mode.

Kill me now.

Actually got the opposite and hit a real fucking jackpot. My Dad is like 5'10, Mom is 5'8 and I'm a whopping 6'3, tallest guy in my immediate family by far, only one close is my uncle and and little brother both at 6'1.

Was lucky to get only the good genes like, got my mothers pretty face and my fathers broad shoulders and stocky build, also green eyes.

>6'4-5 dad
>5'9 mother
>5'10 15yo sister

>5'7.5 me. I am 21, could a be a late bloomer?

I sincerely want to kill myself.

I'm taller and more jacked than my brother but he is alpha while I'm an autist.

i got all the good genes but my bro has the wife/kids/job/personality

fucking hell the sister thing must hurt the most.

Ayy lmao. It's like clockwork.

Lifting really didn't cure the autism.

jesus and your sister isnt even done with puberty yet and shes taller than you. lad i feel legit sorry for you

>tfw 5'6 and 15 year old sister at most one inch shorter by me
>tfw she is gonna grow past me within one year

hey new friend, your summer is showing

>shit tier pecs/bis
>5'9 manlet, by far tallest in family
>Severe depresson
>Mega wristlet

The sad thing is that I am by far the best that could have come out of my family. My uncle is literally like five feet tall and my dad had way more mental issues than me

Tbh senpai

>ADHD
>Depression
>Wide hips
>Started balding at 15
hold me brehs

>All those men get more pussy in your life combined.

What did he mean by this?

>dad 6'1
>brother #1 6'2
>brother #2 6'1
>me 5'10

but I' got facial aesthetics and better hair genes than them. Just wish I had their height. To be honest, I probably should have been about 6'0 or 6'1 but I spent nearly a decade skateboarding and it sealed my growth plates prematurely

Well this is my dad and I'm a fat piece of shit

>tfw you will never be as aesthetic as your dad

Baka

>Jew nose
>curly hair

But my brother is 5'4" n im 5'11". It couldve gone worse

you should definitely kill yourself, your dad is the spitting image of what a man should be and you somehow share his genes, either have a plan to get there in a few years or seriously end your life

I'm 5'11 and sunburn easily but my brother is 6'4 and tans great. I still win though because he waisted a winning stats roll by getting fat as fuck.

Not a new fag but sometimes when write desu i come back later and see that it says desu instead wtf

That you in the middle?

I'm fucking laughing at how terribly worded this sentence is holy shit

desu - desu

baka - baka

senpai - senpai

cuck - kek

kek'd

>every male in the family is below 170 cm
>am 179
king of manlets title fits more than i've ever thought it would

heh..........go back to Plebbit,....kid.....

i'm lol'ing at your life combined.

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cuck is back? nice

It sure is summer.

The manlet in the middle has a better face than the one on the left. The one on the right is a sexy fucker.

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My brother and I got a mixed bag.

Me
>6'3"(stopped growing at 13)
>brown hair
>green eyes
>pale but I can tan
>put on fat easily

Brother
>5'8" at 16
>skinny as fuck with little body fat
>black hair
>brown eyes
>tan

But you think so but isnt.

Rally makes you think

why are you even here

I'm the one who wasted the most potential.

Your dad needs to start asking questions

he fell for the SS meme

Sounds like your brother is shit left over from semen residue or someshit.

'4-5 dad
>dad

ask your mom if you had a manlet postman 21 years ago

mfw I hate my parents/my self
>dad 5'7 1/2 aboriginal
>mum 5'5
>me 5'9

>abbo blood
fuck just kill yourself mate

15% is lean for normies and you know it

27 5'5, Hairy :/, depression and anxiety

Hello, newfriends.

sort of, i have pretty much no melanin in my skin so i get freckles easily, burn easily, and don't tan.

but i also got blue eyes, my sister has brown eyes.

and she's dumb af

and my sister's like 5'4 whereas i'm 6'3 haha

Hurr durr I was only pretending to be a newfag, I'm le master troller you guise xD

>Papa 5'8-9"
>Mama 5'2-4
I'm 5'10"

does that count?

:^)

What is it like to have a brother?

My sister and I are probably about even with genetics. She's average height, social, smart, and good at math. I'm 6'0, very anti-social, and good at math. I'm obviously not smart because I browse Veeky Forums.

frankly, if he is in his teens, his dad shares a huge part of the blame. but he's no longer a child, thus, no longer blameless

I'll make an attempt.

>All those men get more pussy in *one night, than* your *whole* life combined.

How did I do?

sounds more like you got the autism genes

No brothers, but four male cousins.

>Tfw when you're 5'9" and the next shortest is 6'1"
>Tfw two of them were athletic and fuckhuge enough to play D1 football
>Other two aren't too big, but are shredded to the gills ottermode style
>Take solace in the fact that I'm the only one that got grandpa's prime beard genetics

Funnily enough my lifts fall smack dab in the middle of the pack.

Physically, most of my family is really shit. . Short. . Stocky/sturdy builds, almost like mythical dwarves, even the women. Then there's a few other such as 2 of my uncles and a few of my cuisins. . Tall, attractive, but tend to have some sort of mental issue, anxiety, ocd, etc.

My parents are both around 5'7, sister even shorter, and there I am at 6'1, muscular body... but near crippling anxiety and an inability to manage my surmounting debt.

All the people falling for this bait

@LMAOING at your life combined

Brother pussy magnet, more mulatto facial genetix, 6'0, Veeky Forums
Me Scary lookin, darker than brother but whiter facoal features so i look arab, 6'3, /fit

Both big dicks, wide hipsn shpulders, good insertions
We both did iight