How much do I need to squat to get a Veeky Forums gf?

I can tell you this is not the truth ;_;

pls

Thx bro

top kek

sure, ill have it

Yessssss

4pl8s for a 3x3 methinks

Pls Santa
I've been good

I literally replied to a post like this a month ago and found a girl right after

This shit works. Replying to keep her.

unlikely

A man can dream, and a man can achieve.

freak chance is better than no chance, son

please and thank you

i hope this works :(

This is my last hope

I believe

Please lord

what if I don't want one 2bh

wew, that was easy

I'm counting on this

Pls

i believe

we shall see

dont know what i was expecting, but i was a bit dissapointed after replying

I don't want a gf, I just to be hot enough to be used for sex by a drunken milf who picks me up at the bar and is done with me the next day.

That or to be kidnapped by soccer lesbians who tie me up, feed me viagra and rape me over and over until they are both pregnant and then murder me cannibalize my corpse for the gainz.

gief

I'm not sure if I want one though.

This guy knows what's important in life.

10 pl8

About tree fiddy

Pls

How much do I need to squat to be a Veeky Forums girlfriend?

It's not really the weight, it actually the form of squatting. Girls actually look at that and sometimes gossip negatively about people's for for squat so make sure you get that right.

There is not anything that I consider more certain than me not having a gf by the end of the summer.

I have some doubts about death and what happens to us after, but not about me being alone in 4 months.
I would bet everything I own and will ever own on that

Well, not with that attitude.

brb, faxing glitter.

gf get

Just putting the postulate out there.

plz

I just met a girl yesterday who seems a bit into me so pls meme magic do something

Better be right about this or I'll never listen to you again Veeky Forums

I want to believe

I belive!

Sadface McGee here reporting in

roll...

yeah budday

i better think she's hot

oo

Gf

I need a gf

okay

You all fell for Not even dubs.

Check these dubs and you will have a gf by August.

If dubs, everyone who replied will never get gf.

Why the hell not.

There's this red head I wanted to approach at the gym but never had a chance until yesterday. On the way inside the gym you have to swipe your badge and I noticed someone coming up behind me. I held the door open for and it turned out to be her. I didn't say shit. Or feel anything for 5 seconds until I realized I missed my chance. Wtf is wrong with me. At least it was my PR day and I went up a bit in bench and squat.

ah finally

pls senpaitachi

thanks senpai

Claiming

Thanks user

but I'm gay

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TEARS

sure

What the hell, why not?

>he end of su

hello

pls

jokes on you I aint leaving the room for 3 months

Where you gonna poo?

Sup

replying with dream gf

thank

Please, please let me date Sofi.

gf claim

Postin

1 (You) for 1 gf?
Sign me up

pls

>mfw I know grill in pic related

Plz have a nice ass.

Thanks Santa

if dubs it happens.

ok

sweet

Sign me up!

But its winter now

We're all gonna do it brehs

I just got a girlfriend and summer hasn't even officially started. I can only squat 1pl8 and I made it.

need this desu. I trust

pls no trolling

Can't hurt my chances.