How do I become an alpha?

How do I become an alpha?

start by doing what alpha people would do if they were in your position
shitposting on a vietnamese rice farming internet board isn't one of those things

Stop asking stupid questions on a totem pole quality control bulletin board

>vietnamese rice farming internet board

Fucking kek'd thanks user.

kek

Fuck escorts to boost confidence

I had a threesome with two model escorts and felt like a king for weeks afterwards

STDs dont boost confidence

Fake it till you make it

christ her tits are fucked

a professional escort is the last place you'd get an STD from.

But keep believing whatever you like. It's your world.

>paying for sex with hookers

do the opposite

make it till you fake it?

What is rich pianos girlfriends name?

no, do it untill you fail

Sara Piana?

Anymore pics?

Easy, just do what your pic related does.
>be naturally huge masculine beast
>roid the everloving fuck out of yourself
>synthol up the wazoo
>do 8 hour arm workouts for extra vascularity
>become Rich Pianas girlfriend

If you have to ask

Sure thing delusional nigger
>A hooker aint a place for STDs
KKKEEEKKK

Pure autism.

4 scoops

Her name is Babe.
Goddamnit R. Babe.

The R. stand for right.

Underrated

1. Stop posting on Veeky Forums
2. ??????
3. Beast

You can start by slapping a disabled person.

Be a normal human bean
You already lost

Genova deserved a slap, I wish more people would slap that retarded kike. Maybe that way he'd learn instead of just laughing like a goof and screaming it pissening while getting a lecture.

Learn what and why?
The guy's a ment machine.
Practically everything he does is either funny in succession or failure.

Shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane