So, I need two Veeky Forums names to give my soon-to-be born children.
They are two twin boys. Coming probably next month.
>gf and I are both white
>blonde hair and green eyes on both of us
>she is 5'10" and I am 6'2"
We've already got a few in mind but I want more ideas, please. Thanks.
Ferris and Alexander
Rich and Piano
Nick
John
Bradley
All super alpha imo
Chad and Brad
Thad and vlad
Clad and Plaid
Wotan and Donar
>6'2" with 5'10" gf
shit nigga that's my goal as a 6'3" guy myself, there's probably a 0% probability that your sons will be manlets so go for or some other alpha don't give a fuck names
Fuck off you b8ing fggt
Ivan & Daniel
Colt
Ruger
Walther
Winchester
Ect
Get married, raise your kids correctly in a Christian home
Congratulations to you OP, I am praying for your family
chad and brad
Lothric and Lorian ;^]
Biff & Griff
Literally the only correct answers.
one of those kids gonna end up crippled, and the other a trap
Do it faggot
Chad and Brad
JACK.
jack and luke
Ivan and Theodore, Theo for short
If another son comes name him Alvin
Zyzz and Myron.
Pretty obvious you gotta name em something alpha thus it's gotta be related to Texas
Dallas
Austin
Lance
Chad
rolling for Gallant
Tyrone, to match the color of his skin.
bell
Dallas reporting in, im more of a brad than a chad 2bh, being chad takes a lot of effort.
Maximus and Xerxes. Doesn't get more alpha than that.
Aziz and Rich
these names.... holy shit, well I guess i shouldnt be suprised.
Logan and Chad
sam and dean :)
Rich and Piana
Hugh and Myron
Paris and Hector
Eliot and Roger
If boy and girl, then Dennis and Deeandra
Think about it OP. You're having master race twin boys in the year 2016. It is literally your duty as a dad to name them CHADRICK and BRADLEY and raise them as demigods.
They will be known around town as CHAD and BRAD, the most popular guys for miles. They will SLAY the dankest jailbait, perform well in sports AND school and have an awesome life.
And they will have you to thank for it.
mermaid man and barnacle boy, based on height not which is born first
Castor and Pollux
Romulus & Remus
What sort of faggot names are those???
Jesus Christ mate
Chad and Thaddeus
just name them both Scoop
Chaddock and Braddock
Blasarius and Lugnut
I don't fucking know man, this is retarded without knowing your last name, we could be naming your kid Ronald McDonald.
Augustus & Agrippa
Gaius & Marcus
Guy & Mark
Caesar
Chad and Brad, if you have a third som later name him Thad.
Only correct answer.
Caesar and Nero
Alexander and Magnus
John & David
Michael & Gabriel
Angels from all 3 books
Cassius
Seneca
Marcus
Gaius
Vergincentorix
>Deeandra
he's not naming a bird man
>gf and I are both white
What's your ancestry?
Glock
Smith
Wesson
Springfield
The two fittest men on earth, Rich Froning and Rich Piana are both called Rich. Coincidence? I think not.
Name them both Rich.
Judas and Matthias
Dante and Virgil my dubs demands it
conor and caleb
alpha names
Kane and Abel
I'm German and she is Irish
David and Eli
>implying you wouldn't want your twin children to engage each other in a no-homo cqc combat while bathing in the warm light of a sunset
Pajeet and Raj
chad and victor
Wojak and Pepe
German and potato-nigger...
Hans and Ned.
Karl (chief, lord)
Ernst (serious, also this name is patrician af)
Frank (who can be trusted)
Erik or Frederik (ruler)
Markus or Marcus (I don't know)
Alexander (protector)
Siegfried (brings peace by victory)
Arthur (Bear and king)
Christopher (who carry the Christ)
Brennus (lord, prince)
Sean (John, I don't know the meaning)
Andrew (masculine, virile)
Gawain (keltic and arthurian mythogy)
Galahad (keltic and arthurian mythogy)
Hope that helps user, be proud of who you are and of your ancestors. Congrats on the kids!
AK47
BOEING AH-64 APACHE
You call your son these and they'll be alpha as fuck
>Vergincentorix
Fucking kek'd
Chaddeus and Myron Gains.
it's Vercingetorix, you pleb.
Cocksleeve 1 and Cocksleeve 2
Jeff and Zyzz
augustus caesar
Tony and Steve
Ivan and Gregor
Slavic names sound manly
Chad and Doug
Flint Squat-Thrust
Chuck Meatplate
Wolfgang
Tobias
Otto
Matthias
Nathan
Corey
Marcus
Ragnar
Take your pick user
this. Also it's Chadwick and Bradley
Cain
Abel
As if it wasn't obvious
CHAD and CHAD
I was going to go with Romulus and Remus, or Castor and Polux.
But Chad and Brad sounds better.
Roland and SpaceWizard "Dick" Richard
Romulus and Remus
Should've been first post. Also if OP doesn't deliver he is the biggest faggot in Veeky Forums history.
>Romulus and Remus
They are going to be the kids that get bullied every fucking day.
Adversity will build them
Blake and Blake
Chad, Brad
>naming your kid Gaius
Literally the worst
OP don't fucking dare name your kids any meme names, it will ruin their lives
Just pick names that are special to you, name them after your father or someone who influenced you
perfect
I'm surprised no one has suggested Adolf yet.
Brilliant, Call one Mary and the other one Sue.
Sweet and Potato