Anyone here interested in doing the 500lbs bodyweight pull-up challenge?

Anyone here interested in doing the 500lbs bodyweight pull-up challenge?

>Slowly bulk upto 500lbs
>Do pullups every day


Easy mode 500lbs pullup.

I'd prefer not to weigh 500lbs.

How is that a better progression model than using microplates?
What if you stall?
How will you deload?
Going on a cut just makes you weaker.

>consuming 3500 extra calories a day ontop of maintenance
>stalling

Are you retarded? 500lb people can't do any pullups, they can barely stand.

You would still be lifting on your way to 500 pounds, you wouldn't detrain.

> what is multivariable calculus

>expecting to linearly progress to a 500lb pull up

equivalent of a 200lb guy doing a pull up with 300lbd attached. you're living in a dream m8s.

>"user as your physician it's my responsibility to tell you that you are now morbidly obese and at severe risk of heart attack"
>"Yeah but check this out"
>proceeds to nearest horizontal bar and does one pull-up

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Veeky Forums is funny at this time of the day

Lol guy you figured it out.

You cracked the cooooooooode.

after you lost it you would have enormous solid biceps and lats like how former fat people have huge calves

I can probably do a pull up for 75lbs for 1 probably and for chins thats a working weight. I've never attempted 100lbs for a single yet. (157.5lbs bw) I could do these at 185lbs the same weight

Top zozzle

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Boogie, the most disapointing story in youtube fitness history.

>going to lose weight
>no seriously, really going to do it now
>*cries* guys so motivated now, really going to.
>it's my mom's fault

Repeat for six years. Ugh, just die already.

I don't really know what is it?

Can someone actually try this challenge? You'd become forever immortalised in the world of memes.

>doctor: o shit that's fuckin sick

how is this relevant

What's more motivating than 100,000's different internet users trying to jeer you on to lose weight?
The guy is so lucky to have that type of support and to not even do anything about it is just sad.

I'm too poor for that

I guess this is the real thin privilege

You don't know what he's going through. It's not easy for fat people to lose weight.

true, i don't think any of us can really empathize with what it must be like for him at all
surely some of the blame rests squarely on him but he has such a long way to go so late in the game that i'm more inclined just to pity him rather than laugh or get frustrated

He can also be putting on a show, you know.

Keep crying and pretending to go on diets so your viewers have something to watch. They'll also feel closer to you because they're witnessing you struggle.

I would execute that fat fuck and not feel bad about it it the slightest

I'm 6'11 and 287lbs and my BF % is prob 16-18% and I can do 10-12 pullups atm.

I could actually do this challenge.

i'll pitch in $10k for anyone who does this challenge

5x5 fork putdowns would fucking help

10/10, laughed audibly
Thanks