WHY THE FUCK IS FOOD SO EXPENSIVE I JUST WANT TO MAKE GAINS REEEEEEEEEE

WHY THE FUCK IS FOOD SO EXPENSIVE I JUST WANT TO MAKE GAINS REEEEEEEEEE

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>all the HFCS in the sauce
>all the bullshit additives in the cheese
>all the hormones in the milk

no.

that looks fucking nasty

Hormones make you big, son

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Why can't Americans cook?

>white people cooking.webm

Why do americans only cook with canned and prepackaged shit? Where are fresh veggies, good cheese and meat?

use pic related to make cheap tasty food using whatever meat and carbs you want

not here

"made with real cheese" (actual label on american "cheese") but to be fair they do make a good chedder

>those nails
>that food
>white
m8...

Really? I live off 60 dollariedoos a week for food and I eat like a king

>crumbled corn tortillas soaked in tomato puree and milk mixed with ground beef, cheese, and topped with more cheese

fucking barf

>all that cheese

I fucking loved the ruling that outlawed calling American Slices "Cheese slices".

You know they're called that fucking retarded name because they're legally bound not to call it cheese, since it doesn't clear a single requirement of the FDA to be called cheese, both in ingredients and preparations?

And they actually changed it to "American Slices" as if "American" was an indication of quality or something

Fuck really? -_--

see if there is a discount grocery in your town, and get most of your everyday food there. in dallas, there's several clearance groceries where i can get a whole week's worth for 20 bucks. if i'm lucky one week, they have whey and creatine jars for 10-15.

This is now a Jack bread.

>bench day at the gym
>5 lads all doing bench circuits
>takes them a full hour

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

did not want to wait that long like

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that guide is shit-tier btw

>that fucking glob of sour cream to top this shit off

would you like any other extras along with your 2 extra large packs of american fakecheese?

big tits, yea

Alternative?

>2 extra large packs of american fakecheese?
You realize that the video shows the making of Mexican cuisine right?

>no PIZZA

Oats and brown rice
Chicken and eggs
Whey and cottage cheese
Broccoli and bananas

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I was just asking myself this question as I'm sitting here waiting on my pizza order.

I use the excuse that I fucking hate my roommate and I don't want him to benefit from me cooking and recipes don't make single servings.

>recipes don't make single servings.
With all the fractions you americans use in your units I'm surprised you couldn't work this one out

Protip: You can just adjust the amounts to fit a single serving

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But then is it worth the time? Also I am dumb.

It's really just an armada of excuses that I have tucked away in order to not inconvenience my life or make any big changes.

But seriously my cunt roommate would eat leftovers.

pic looks absolutely disgusting

What the fuck is this man eating. The mayo cake I can kind of rationalize it somewhat but the taco shit and then this.

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>another wannabe cook unable to portion their fucking ingredients
>"nah man correct proportions in your recipes are for faggots and take actual skills to come up with it, just put all that shit in as it comes"

So, am i supposed to eat everything on that pic every day or how is this meant?

Man, Mexican food is a pure disgusting garbage

Bro, do you even Montana?

Shocking how the circumference of her forearms told me ahead of time me that she would use no less than 25lb's of full fat cheese. 1 serving = 1500 calories, gg.

What in the ever living fuck is that

Why don't you faggots eat more peanuts?
they are cheap as fuck

Because most commercial-grade peanuts are loaded with salt and oils.

>the hurgin

named for the sound you make whenever you see that abomination. what the fuck.

This is what i eat to hit my macros breh

that webm man
this abomination is an insult to humanity and everything it ever stood for

>black people being smart enough to talk shit

>muh fried chicken

>they do make a good chedder
nah bro

just like with the whiskey... keep it irish/scottish

>not wanting to smear that all over the tits of your high-test gf and then have her feed your gains with it after you lift

in the supermarket in my town they have an "american section" where you can find some murrican cereals, sauces etc

in order to be sold they have to put a sticker on with the ingredients in my language though, including all the stuff that needs to be labelled according to regulations of the eu etc

string cheese is labelled as "fatty icing with cheese flavor" over here

do you really hate yourself that much?

*spray cheese

It's delicious tbqh senpai

We're not all rich like you

said the faggot with the fancy mustard, bread and exotic fruit

Those food items are extremely cheap in my country you autistic faggot.

Chicken and eggs are expensive af

a good way to get fat, the post

can you make it even more clear that you're not even buying your own groceries?

>siracha and peanut butter

that could actually be good

I mean it would be good if you didn't put sriracha and mustard in it

It's so easy to get your calories on an American diet though.

that bottle looks like something you'd put in a motor

>scales and measurement cups are for fags!

>t. Manchild

Once you've cooked enough it's sufficient to just eyeball the ingredients.

jesus you are so fucking disgusting americanas

dude is only using WHOLE ENTIRE bags, sticks and bottles, dude is eyeballing fuck all that's why his dough looks like shit you fucknugget

Lol wtf. He's not eyeballing shit. He's adding in an entire unit of whatever ingredient he's using.

An entire bag of can sugar.
A stick of butter.
An 8 oz block of cream cheese.

ok eyeball me 100 grams of sugar pls
can't be off by much, we're making soufflés so don't fuck it up

His recipe may call for that much of each ingredient, my overly-chromosomed friends.

recipe my ass

he's clearly pulling this shit outta his dingleberried fartportal
even if, it's still shit "food" and he shouldn't be considered a cook

What is it with poor whites and making disgusting shit tier casseroles likes this all the time

gotta look out for deals, I think my local store does family packs of chicken every Wednesday.
>each package had 2 breasts about the size of .8~.9lbs each, which is my serving size.

wtf why are they all $2 off?

I had no idea why!

It wasn't in the flier and I checked today and the packaging didn't say $2 Off anymore.

Is it a new store ?

Aldi has just opened in my state so I'm hearing all these radio ads about them. May go to one if the prices are like that.

That's def not a white person. Seems Mexican as fuck.

>That fucking hand gesture at the end.
WALA!

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>Hormones in milk

Listen to this faggot

Scooby and Buff Dudes are my go to food places. All of Scooby's recipes and like 3/4 of the Buff Dudes' are budget friendly.

Lazy fuck. Just tell him if he eats the leftovers, he pays for the groceries that went into making the meal. Are you really this beta?

why did he cut up the cream cheese?

protein powder in bulk is actually the cheapest form of protein available

oats are pretty much the cheapest carb on the planet and good for you too

peanuts, peanut butter, cheap as fuck

food is not actually that expensive if you know what you're doing

>A pound of protein powder being cheaper that a pound of chickpeas/lensils.

Literally just checked, 3pounds of chickpeas in Amazon cost $11 while 500gm of protein powder cost $19.

You are fucking retarded.

what exactly are you eating on 60 dorra?

>string cheese is labelled as "fatty icing with cheese flavor" over here
accurate
only disgusting subhumans eat spray cheese

lol except that whey protein powder is a complete protein and beans aren't

also protein powder is JUST protein whereas beans are carbs so you can't really compare them by weight

Cuck peas are €15 on Amazon though

I don't know where the fuck you're from but bananas aren't an exotic fruit in the US
they're cheap af where i live
not the guy you're replying to btw

>food is not actually that expensive if you know what you're doing

especially if you buy generic

but even then, i spend $200-$300 / month on food

>this is what constitutes "cooking" according to american women
>"i know how to cook!"

>lots of fats
"no"

Per grams of protein fucktard.
Lets go with one of the better tasting ones: ON Whey 5lbs: 65 bucks for 1787g of protein meaning it costs 0.036 cents per g of protein. Compare that with 3 pounds of chickpeas for 11 bucks has 258.5g of protein. 0.042 cents per g of protein. Even expensive Whey is 15% cheaper per gram of protein than chickpeas.

Also
>chickpeas
>main source of protein
>with that amount of carbs
You're retarded.

>vegans in a nutshell

>not carbing it up

Chickpeas are fucking gross though.

>cutting
>high carb/protein ratio over 3/1
I stand my point

Same here, I'm bulking on 60 dollars a week. I can cut at 50 a week. People that complain about food being expensive either don't know how to shop or don't know how to cook I guess.

>American "cuisine"

Every single fucking "ingredient" is processed and out of a cellophane bag or a can. What the fuck.