Tfw still getting morning wood at 21

Fucking hell son am 35 to 36 and am getting rock solid morning wood
Plus what he said

escape your country and give up your religion

start a new life in thailand and follow your dreams

Booty

Do you not know when your birthday is?

he's pretty sure brah

If youre not getting morning wood you have low testosterone

Incorrect, not having morning wood means you aren't a 12 year old and goes toilet before going bed. Morning erections are nothing more but the body keeping you from peeing yourself in your sleep.

Learn to biology, kiddo.

lmao,low test detected

Get educated

i like ass

jolyfuck where did you get your education?

Morning wood occurs during REM sleep. Its to keep your penis healthy. No morning wood can be an indicator of erection problems down the line.

Hardening of the arteries for example, since penile arteries are smaller, you first start losing your morning wood.

Dopamine plays a large role in waking erections, but so do DHT and T.

Hold the fuck up, I used to get morning wood everyday until my sophmore year of highscool.

Now i don't get morning wood at all, is that a sign of low test or bad health or what?

being dead fucking serious here m8s

Morning wood means you was dreaming of lewd stuff. Nothing else.

Don't worry OP. It means you have good testosterone level.

literally who complains about this shit senpai what are you GAY

>23 years old
>lifting for 1.5 years, bulked out of underweight skinnyfat mode
>started doing cardio recently
>eating healthy, remembering vegetables and fats
>supplement zinc and vitamin d
>weak boners
>don't watch porn anymore
>not fapping doesn't make a difference

>never wake up with morning wood

What the fuck is wrong with me. This is so frustrating. Maybe my dick has just given up on me because I'm a kissless virgin.

Well my mum wakes me up in the morning I don't want to let her see my bonrar

I would start to worry if you don't get your dick up any more.

Lol I fap once a day, watch porn and get hard as fuck morning wood

what does she rip off your sheets and check your penor? how old are you nigga get an alarm.

I know man. Back in high school and middle school I'd fap all the time, sleep little because I stayed up late every night playing video games, eat whatever, and still wake up with a strong boner.

just quit the religion its clear you aren't even taking it seriously lol

Y..yes if I stay sleeping till like 11am
Im a neet making the best gains of my life

>literally being a piece of shi(i)te

boiiis, how come when i fuck i go limp after like 10 minutes, is my test fucked up? 22 years of age so im afraid.

thats actually really cute

>come on sweetie time to wake up it's 11am
>ok thanks mummy

Fuck I miss being cocoon mode

>Wake up
>Have breakfast
>Lift
>Eat
>Learn something
>Sleep

Brb getting the most optimal hours of sleep
Brb eating clean homemade meals
Brb being fully recovered and progressing every week
Brb having no stress
Brb getting the best gains possible

bump
I'm in a similiar situation.
wat do?

being NEET sucks tho, not having a job is extremely depressing if youre not spiritually whole

Im 29 and wake up with a boner every morning

Not like it really matters, its only 5 inches.

Having a job is depressing not the other way around

youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

just please don't resort to rape or violence

but if you do, remember I've always been polite to you

31, morning wood all the time, 2 hour boners and fuck sessions galore

doing nothing all day is more depressing imo, jobs have their benefits like seeing people you enjoy talking to, making money

kek true

Not if you work in the I.t industry

> I see you choosin the hard way

Just rape them bro, don't worry u can't go to jail or else they'll be oppressing ur culture

I rarely get morning wood and now I'm feeling insecure.

Can't wait to get that cheap car and get some rope at the hardware store.

...

Dude I'm 28 and if I stopped having morning wood I'd go to the doctor.

I think my sex drive is down, though. Need to go to the doctor.

What's it like m8? I've never worked indoors or in an office. Oil rigs and railways mainly. What's an office like? Good banter?

boohoo, that's reality. gotta work so you can eat.

But you can enjoy the challenges. Change careers. Adapt. Meet new people. Learn new skills. Cmon m8

i could imagine, i like being on my feet, good for your body and mind. sitting and resting is important too though

Why not do g4p? Easy money

just masturbate once a day and you won't get any morning wood

i jerk it once a day, sometimes three times a day and i always get morning wood lmao.

Is this a meme, or did I just get deja vu?

Possible low test, or lack of cardio. I notice I get morning wood when I am eating right and sleeping right. And don't get it when I don't eat/sleep well.

Why should this be a meme?

I'm 38 and this thing wont quit, usually about an hour or so before i can get it to simmer down

That cash can give you independence from work in the future if you don't just always bring your spending level up to your income level.

(inb4 plans for awesome retirement, gets cancer at 45)

Morning wood is a reaction triggered by the body needing to pee pee so it swell up your pee pee. Nothing sexual.

What if you wake up in the night and pee instead? Doesn't it mean your boner isn't activating?

Kek wtf

check your testosterone

KYS sandnigger.

no it has to do with the sleep cycle

Cuck

Yes. Low test if you pee after midnight

this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence#Mechanism

wtf are kissless virgins? How are you 23 and literally never been in a position in your life where you kiss someone. There were so many parties, drunk hangouts and stupid shit going on. Hell my first real kiss was because some girl dared her friend to kiss me as a joke. Emotionally destroyed me but hey i kissed a girl

then rape her, what the fuck, isnt that common for you ?

Fuck you normie.

go cuck yourself you fucking losers.

False and wrong.

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Veeky Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

yeah fuck off normie to bodybuilding.com or some shit

For real?

calm down man

>33
>lift two or three times a week
>boners when i wake
>boners when i eat
>boners when i sit
>boners when i stand
>boners in a car
>boners in the dark
>boners in the house
>boners with a mouse
>boners in a box
>boners with a fox
>boners watching porn
>boners when no fap
>boners when my girl is in my lap
>boners in the store
>boners at work
>i literally can't stop getting boners
>mfw

newfags don't recognize copypaste

>t. Sanders supportee

41 here, former fatty. I lost 50 pounds and this actually started happening to me again lately.

Why are you on 4chans?

are you eating at a deficit?

what kind of exclusive club do you think Veeky Forums is?

sales has great conversations, especially if you all party together. plus talking mad shit about customers can be a treat sometimes

Because I've been getting in shape the last several months, lost 50 pounds and actually starting to get a bit of visible muscle, and Veeky Forums has been an excellent source of motivation/advice for making that happen.

In your opinion, at what age should that no longer apply? At what age should I no longer be allowed to care about getting in shape?

sucks breh, im 19 and i still get diamond-tier morning wood

you didnt mention how long you have been sticking to a healthy lifestyle.

Nope, been bulking or maintaining pretty much since the beginning.

Pretty much since I started lifting, 1.5 years. I haven't skipped a day lifting. Before I started I was a malnourished NEET with the worst sleeping schedule ever and a terrible soda intake. I had nowhere to go but up. A lot of things have improved since I started lifting and eating properly, but my dick still hasn't. Theoretically it should be stronger and healthier than ever, but it's not.

>the hard way
huehuehuehue

I'm 31 and wake up hard enough to split logs. All my gfs complain because I always want the morning sexy time.

I saw someone asking a question and a retarded shitskin going offtopic.

Stay backwards mudslimes.

Is it normal for someone with a large-ish dangalang to not have full on morning wood? I get a decent semi but no raging boner. Is it just a question of more bloodflow? I don't smoke and I drink once a week aside from a glass of wine before bed, no ED and I hit my cardio 2x weekly and have good hormonal levels. It's not a sign of blood vessel damage or future complications rising right? Ya brehs got me paranoid...
And no I'm going to describe my fucking dick, I'd really appreciate advice though.

>good opinions
>mudslime
Wew
Stay muham-mad there akbar.

Fuck you and fuck Allah and Muhammad you sandnigger piece of shit.
We're going to nuke your "holy" Mecca into a giant, black, radioactive hole.
Mosques will be demolished, qur'ans will be burned.
Every muslim will be rounded up in camps and fed a diet of only pork and alchohol.
The dead will be handles only by jews who will shit and piss on the corpses before having them fed to the pigs.
Your men will all be shaved and castrated.
Your women will be taken from you, raped and forced to be breeding bitches with other, better races.