>Don't drink anything with calories
>Instead drink things with chemicals made in a laboratory that will give you cancer
Don't drink anything with calories
That's why you just drink water.
You know what else is made in a laboratory?
Modern medicine.
Fucking retard conspiracy theorists.
>made in a sterilised and high standard environment
>made with elements from the periodic table so I know what's in it
What's the issue here
>t. no one on Veeky Forums
dumb ignorant fuck
go drink some pure 100% all natural foxglove
>inb4 flouride/chloride that will evaporate in 24 hours, sooner if boiled
>doesn't understand that water is a chemical
For real though, I think preworkout isn't good for you, but i still take that shit everyday.
>everyday
You do realize you should cycle it so you don't build a up a resistance or fuck up your body. You can't boost and cruise like with steroids.
>chemicals are scary
>laboratories are spooky
>I failed chemistry in high school
>he thinks modern medicine is anything but a hoax to rid you of your shekels
It only works because you believe it works m8. Now go suck some Bayer dick
"I've never seen a skinny person drink diet soda." - Donald Trump
Explain cycling. I've never heard of it
>He still drinks Dihydrogen Monoxide
Water gives cancer, idiot.
That's my fetish.
Your fucking post gives cancer.
There's a difference between a chemical made by God and a chemical made by a bunch of atheists in white coats.
>
Youre trying extra hard for bait these days arentcha, here's your (You)
But to answer, no, there is no difference
Kek
>drinking anything but water or tea
>lives in a country that "fortifies" water
So? all chemicals are the same? I can shower in acid and drink bleach instead of water, then?
the ironic deity worshiping is this way
Nah, he's saying that any substance consists of chemicals because, hey, that's just how matter works. But yes, you should drink bleach as soon as possible.
See ya when you have cancer or some other horrendoma
- your local hospital staff
>calories aren't a part of chemistry
Posting in shitty troll thread
summer get out
If you're suggesting some foods contain chemicals and some don't then you should definitely drink bleach and acid
lol
Wow, you sure are a clever scientist.
>Don't drink anything with calories
But that's impossible.
tbqh i just do it do die faster
in example i started using suicide grip when i learned it was a thing
yes
watuh
are you retarded
Technically speaking, water has calories. Unless you're drinking demineralized water. Fun fact, if you drink two litres of that constantly, you're dead within a month kiddo
Fun fact #2: sodas are made with distilled water usually, the cancer they add to it is actually preventing the distilled water to nuke your body (they are going to nuke it in a different way)
yep, retarded
No need to thank me for having educated you a little.
Nice theory user.
Swallow a bottle of pills to test it.
>Full of oestrogen from the millions of women on the pill.
No thanks
>made with elements from the periodic table
were can I get some drink with beyond-118 elements? might be interesting to try
>that will give you cancer
Source please.
Have a mouthful of natural hemlock, then.
KEK