/fraud/

Deffo more than orals

They have all the prof coaching and Dr assistance req'd they could do literally anything

Plus their gear is probably dosed top notch not the same shoddy stuff you buy from ye Olde Internet ugl

I've always thought they must have excellent quality rec drugs too

>prof coaching
except for the girls they do retarded stuff

Do You Even Lift?
like i thought you took steroids and shit.

how do you not know? she shared that pic with you already

they're natty, your genetics suck. get over it

>not seeing my massive finger muscles

Stay pleb tier

...

Too cool for school.

but you have small dainty hands though, dont get me wrong your cute in a late-90s-brintey-spears kind of way but you dont look like you lift.

what are your stats anyways?
lifts not measurements.

Well while you at it give measurements too

8" cock to throat 5xf reg routine

...

You're a massive whore...where do you live so I can come visit

Idky but I'm kekking at small dainty hands as if dem squats gunna give me monster palms

Already told fraud I'm not some freakish monstrosity, lift to maintain my l
preferred aesthetics

steroids are for manlet faggots

Post a pic that isn't airbrushed into oblivion to hide your yoloface

Who is this

In4 ESTP pics. You look like a really pretty tranny.

Confusedboner.jpg

Boob job gonna have glorious effect

Who'd have thought she didn't end up being a goblin

Just shows guys are thirsty as fuck.

This, we've already seen your face, no harm done in showing us a better quality pic

ikr

3way

lesgo

youre not?
up the dose then pls

You got a job dude? Fucking awesome. As what?

Does't really matter, it's getting started that's what's important. Hope it all goes up for you from there breh.

I live in your wallet boo

That's the auto selfie filter my phone puts on no idea how to take it off

I wear enough make up I don't really look that different anyway

>like a really pretty tranny

T-thanks canary... such flattery

With my roid voice I'm probably doomed to that being my first impression anyway though

How much do I have to pay to fuck you? Can I film it?

like thats gonna work, come on.

>can I film it
Yup
>cost
Errythin

Apparently there's some sugar daddy esque app or site where you put yourself up for bid and the highest bidder gets to take you on a date (and you keep the money). Was gonna try this with my friend, seems easy moola

Fuck didn't realize new bread. I was Poston in ded bread.

>T-thanks canary... such flattery
Didn't know how else to put it, this being Veeky Forums and all + androgenous features makes one think.

If I saw you on the street I'd think of you as good looking and appealing till you suddenly pull your coke stash out.

I don't believe that is you but if so I want to steal your eyes.

>Apparently there's some sugar daddy esque app or site where you put yourself up for bid and the highest bidder gets to take you on a date (and you keep the money).

Women have it so easy, what the fuck

>it's getting started that's what's important.
This. Once you've got the work experience, it gets easier.

Everyone has a price.

Tygod it's my inner degeneracy that really counts

Damn it canary don't be a hero. If you're gonna go out like a champ atleast post something better.

You could probably do it as a dude, if you don't mind going on a date with another dude. lol

fair enough, id let a guy fuck me in the ass for like 10k but expecting to randomly hook up on fucking Veeky Forums is laughable

It was supposed to be safe for work breh.

Sorry if I shocked you there for a bit D:

What inner degeneracy. I'd of laughed at the baby getting rekd too.

I never noticed that set of feet in the corner.
Boss as fuck.

They're actually blue not sure why it filtered so grey in the pic not that speshufoo

Ikr? Makes me wonder why the guck I've been working all this time

This shit should be offered as a career option to young, developing minds

What I really want is to be a drug dealer but a sugar daddy could help source that

1 dream at a time

My friend gets a guy like this to pay her rent etc. All she has to do is go hunting with him once n a while, no sex or anything

Blows my mind there are people so lonely

>I don't know how to turn it off
Liar

Better pics nao

I was thinking of setting up a pool boy company with my m8.

>that dream of plowing rich milfs while husband is at work

It's only safe for bimbos work lol

>What I really want is to be a drug dealer
What kinda drugs are we talkin about here?
Oh snap, is ESTP gonna turn you straight?

You're homo anyway

Don't forget the tarp. He's either going to murder them or go hard AF

/fraud/ neophyte here, where do I start lurking to find a ticket salesman for the Test e juicecruise?

I just got my lifts to 4 plate diddy/3,5 squat/2 bench/1 OHP and now I want to hop on the boat brehs.

>Oh snap, is ESTP gonna turn you straight?
He's been on a straight spree for a while now. Only acts like a gayboi for Turk.

is 6foot tall enough to be one of those huge roided out scary dudes

>I was thinking of setting up a pool boy company with my m8.
Dooo it.

Wondering how you advertise for that sort of thing, without making it obvious to the husband. Maybe just take your shirt off as soon as you get there and hope that word of mouth spreads.

>drugs
Any. I'd sling roids but I don't trust all the pakis that pretend not to speak English yet watch your every movement in gym

I have friend's irl who can get bulks of rec drugs for cheap but there's a high first buy price to make it worth it

>turn him str8
Nah he just wants moar to judge me for
Hates my guts

I don't care that you're a freak bb. Just post pics

I'd be gay for you if you weren't such a tchad

probably, hell you can be a roided manlet and still intimidate people

Interesting. I might fuck this half paki chick. Should I only half trust her?

Thanks man, really apprieciate it. Nice to hear.

As Application engineer.

I hope so too. Can't be a a NEET forever.

>Only acts like a gayboi for Turk.
Lucky turk. lol

Wait I missed it. You got that job?

>tfw gf left me and changed her number

Literally gonna kill myself

But for real how much do I need to up the ai to cope. All over the place at the moment

>Medicating your feels.
Just learn to repress them like a normal human bean.

take some time to cope, go drinking with your buddies.

How do I into this type of lifestyle

Yeah the manager called me today.

I'am curious what they got to offer tho.

I would. She's gonna jihad your ass.

Tren charisma money height looks

who is turk

>tfw I only have one of those ;-;

2 lazy
U 1st

>only half trust her
Well let's look at this reasonably
You have 1 whole trust
Half is gone from half paki
OK that leaves 1/2 trust
Except then she's also a woman
..... so 0 trusts

I'll be your temp gf sugartits

Thanks

Qt3.14 no replied me last night at 8pm. No reply today either. Wtf lads, she definitely isn't any better than me or out of my league. Women are dumb, if you ain't interested don't give me your number

>go hard AF
Probably this. Some times I wish I had the forethought to put down a tarp.

Enough money would probably work too.

Tren?

WE FACE NOW?!

Well it's ai or alcohol and since i'm on orals I'd rather not ruin my liver for good

P-pls be gentle

>I would. She's gonna jihad your ass.
Ya what if she is Muslim. Fuaaaa I didn't even think about it because she acts just like a normal American.
God damn terrorists aren't gonna get any of my seed!
>Well let's look at this reasonably
>You have 1 whole trust
>Half is gone from half paki
>OK that leaves 1/2 trust
>Except then she's also a woman
>..... so 0 trusts
My mind is legit blown right now. I was just so enticed with the thought of pussy and it's been a while since I've gotten any. What was I thinking. Where's bimbo...

10 days since last pin cuz of reasons

was pinning 250 test e and 500 tren e a week

i get to start pinning again tommorow, i was wondering if i should pin any more or just do 125 test e and 250 tren e e3d like i used to?

starting to feel pretty shitty due to not injecting anyhing

Dumb question:
is creatine considered fraud?

I've got a 2 month outdated masteron.

Should I?

this will make a great photo for when they cover you on the news for being a dangerous pedo

>tren

Yes

Have you made any plans to hang out with her yet?
Nice serial killer smile

That face looks really familiar

>p-pls be gentle

.....that costs extra....

It's a real struggle out there when your dick is dehydrating but I believe in you

Of course

Everyone has seen me
Clean ur shit up

No but it is one of the only supps that make a sigificant/legal difference

srs answer : creatine aint shit

yolo

pls

:/

>That face looks really familiar
prolly met in a prev life then

Aw yes. Gunna have to save this one and shoop in a pedo stash.

It's okay maybe you'll reincarnate as a slayer one day.

Dog quit bitching I already told you to work on some other sluts. She's wasting your time. She might come around eventually but you're just making yourself mad thinking about her.

I always keep towels around but that's about it.

Buy a trump hat let's see how American she really is.

Dem eyes

Elliot Rodgers 2.0

Oh god yes pls

Plz

I needed mast to link pics of his jaw that were a scroll away in the last thread

Do I really seem like the kind of not lazy bitch who doesn't need shit handed to her?

Nice work breh! You should go celebrate tonight. I would buy you a drink but oceans and whatnot are kinda in the way. So they offered you the job but they have not talked about pay with you yet?

shit in the sense of not fraud or that it doesnt do much?
oh well

fu pls no

>prev life

I was probably a fucking leaf or something

>shit in the sense of not fraud or that it doesnt do much?
both

srs

sucks to have been you then

Well you're Canadian so that works well.

>:/
It's ok, it just looks like a forced smile, post a pic of you someone else took while you were mid laugh and there is your real smile.
>Buy a trump hat
Ya I need to seriously. I have been hurting financially until recently so buying stupid shit was out of the question.

Well, iv got a stats exam so ill be off.
wish me luck