His legs are not bigger and more muscular then his upper body

>his legs are not bigger and more muscular then his upper body

>link the twink

say that to me not online fucker and we'll see who the real twink is

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, twink elf club is two fields down.

>"then" instead of "than"

Americans seem to make this mistake a lot. Why?
Honest question.

>then

How retarded are you?

It's a fairly recent thing too. People are getting worse.

Kek

>implying he's not a eurocuck

fuck you

>let's attack a nationality because I'm some sort of fucking retarded bigot
Retards make this mistake lately, don't be like this guy.
Attack people for being stupid, not where they're from.

It's not bigoted to notice a trend. I have also noticed they make this mistake fairly often.

Link is one cute twink

I'm not gay but i would kiss link, a lot

Okay nigger

The vowel sound in each for most American accents is roughly the same when spoken casually, so when recalled phonetically, the spelling error occurs.

Ugh, I love Link. What is this from?Finally showing him without a shirt...

Twilight Princess. It's before he wrestles with a goron

Fuck off, he-she ess jay dub

le mad negro

The spelling error occurs because ur a dum shit lmao get sum reel lernin in ya

Anybody else think "Breath of the Wild"? is gay as fuck? Is that just a codename or the final name of the game?

I'm sure it's the name; sounds like the typical "LoZ:Item of Gimmick" naming convention
>LoZ:Ocarina of Time
>LoZ:Majora's Mask
>LoZ:Windwaker
>LoZ:this is obviously the fucking Master Sword

>4 Jars Of Milk A Day

Jabroni

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That's a cool image, but did you notice that the old guy looks like Plork if he was older?

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> I thought this was muscular af like a year ago

jesus christ

wat the heck is this guy talking about?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>makes grammar error
>must be American

>plork
wtf?

>link has klinofelter

seems fitting

uh.....................?

WHAT THE FUCK IS PLORK????

Literally who??

You can't see his definition because it's a low definition console.

(You)

That looks NOTHING like Plork. It's missing his trademark mole.

>Plork
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WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!this is so wierd

>older plork
how

who r u dude? Do i u know me? or should i say Do I know you...?

>Plork
>Aging
They stated time and time again that his resentment keeps his appearance, until he becomes beast mode Plork, when he unleashes his resentment.
Also, this guy is too tall to be Plork.

>How do you know you can trust me?
>I don't

>His thighs aren't 3/4 the size of his torso

In this game, Plork's resentment left his body so he is aging now, you can see the resentment all over Hyrule castle. Also, Plork is pretty tall.

Plork was 6'4, the problem there is that Link is a turbo manlet

>that pipe
we get it bro, you vape

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um, they are

how could they not be? you use legs every day, they grow wayyyy faster

Because we aren't anal

and don't care about preserving English """""""culture""""""

That can't be Plork, he has a contract with Kojima already, he is the main villain of death stranding

They're European. All they have is Nationalism. They don't believe the world stopped being 1890.

>You'll never have some laughs with Plork

I think this pic is shopped..

YOU RETARD HIS RESENTMENT IS OVER HYRULE CASTLE PC FUCKING RELATED

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I like this theory.

Question makrs......

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The character is supposed to be sexually ambiguous and unthreatening so that small boys and girls will want to play as him.

No, I didn't. Thanks for bringing that up user.