What do?

>She's doing leg raises in front of me
>I can see her vagoo trough her pants

Lick it

> pull out dick
> do high frequency curling on it

Compliment it obviously

ayy nicce pussy baybay ;)

Call her what she is; a filthy harlot.

give her the old lickaroo

M-muh dick

do girls do this on purpose or do they just lack self awareness

top kek

They do it on purpose, user.

What the fuck is a vagina trough and where can I buy one

mfw

Kek

That's what I'm wondering shi'ts weird

>in gym
>in the fucking corner of the gym trying to stay away from everyone since I have a fucking bar on the floor
>some dude and a 8/10 chick come by
>literally in front of me
>start doing skull crushers but not facing them, my legs are to the wall head is towards the rest of the gym
>instead of moving a few inches back where there is huge amounts of room the girl literally autisms and stands almost directly over me
>her ass is almost directly over my face and she is not moving
>looking at her I can tell she KNOWS I am right under her and she sees me through the mirror
>i look up finally and can see her camel toe
>lose focus and bar sways and my bar actually slides down her ass since it moved too far backwards from me
>put bar on floor, get up and immediately ask if she's ok
>she looks at me like it was a surprise and nothing happened, saying no everything is ok
>dude then moves her across the gym

I can't tell if women are just oblivious or not

They are subconsciously aware; but often aren't consciously aware because that would lose them plausible deniability.

Men have physical strength, durability, aggressiveness, creativity, intelligence, persistence.

Women's evolution put all of their points, instead of into those areas, into social intelligence and subtlety. They always know the sexual implication of a situation; probably 10 steps before you do. But if you straight up ask her about it, she will completely believably deny it.

She knows.

>Not letting your hand glide across that as you go up the escalator

underrated kek
>tfw miss that shitpost and the bougie one

How many times have you been banned? I miss your threads

I don't get it please help

hello new friend

I've been on Veeky Forums for a year now pls believe me

if you were youd understand the joke newfriend

I would probably get a boner so I would try to hide it and think about some math problems so that the erection would go away

Sounds autistic but believable.

>not picking Transgender master race and placing your skill points evenly.