Y/N, will you make it?

>come on, user. just have one doughnut.
>you don't really count calories or anything do you

Are noses a deal breaker for anyone else here?

I'm not even picky when it comes to women, just something about bad/ugly noses.

As long as you give me some of your milk to wash it down you cow ;)

>mind if I dickhammer that into your shitbox?

Fuck off boob witch.

>not respecting that fact that I don't put trash in my body

Just let me eat what I want to eat. Fuck's sake it's not that hard.

I just tell the truth; I don't have a sweet tooth. At all. Also I have a congenital cholesterol disorder which means I have to severely limit my saturated fats.

Checkmate gains goblins.

shes not even that bad.
ive seen girls who would be totally smashable if not for their pig like noses

Haha best answer

>her vag after all that bullshit

No user, i happen to be straight and have actually had sex with a female

Yea, maybe it's just the angle of the picture..

That nose is so fucking cute, user.

i actually have a thing for girls with big noses

>her vag after I bake her killer bran muffins

>implying what she wants matters
Must me americucks

HOW does somebody else eating that shit make any difference to you you fucking sow??Did you personally bake that donut for me???

that donut looks gross. lets go somewhere that has real donuts like union square donuts!

>I'm diabetic and my blood sugar is too high for that now

Under the spell of her fat tits, i eat the donut.

i'll have a donut if i can eat out from between your juicy fat tits you delectable wench

Why would she care if I don't want her stupid doughnut? I eat what I want, and it doesn't include that pathetic looking thing.

I finally found the guy that leaves all those comments on free porn sites.

i put too much into STR instead of INT her boob sorcery is too strong

I have celiacs so I am basically immune

Fucking kek

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I'm trying to reach ketosis, bitch, you're only making me pissed

does anyone else ever wonder what its like to have tits like that

I have a Fast metabolism so a few donuts won't hurt. Hit me with a few more while you're at it. I already made it so keeping it isn't an issue

Oy vey!

Omar pls go

Of course imma eat the donut im fucking bulking. GET BIG

Fuck you. I've been eating donuts while cutting and, unsurprisingly, haven't been losing weight.

In my mouth, yeah.

>square donuts
"are you supid user?"

>Ok.

But then I'll have to recount everything in my head to fit my calories and macros. I'll be extra acrobatic when I'll bang her for dat cardio.

>haha, nah nah bbcakes... I'm going to stick to my fruitbowl here, trust me 1 doughnut puts my body in this sugar craving mode that's a complete nightmare to get out of

Good thing fruit doesn't have sugar

>fruitbowl
>turns down doughnut

oh boy you fell for it.

>having to explain the difference between natural sugar and processed sugar

c'mon, I'm not dating a vegetable

Is she trying to get me to eat one so that she feels better about herself while she's eating a donut?

This is often the case.

jesus sometimes I forget I'm on Veeky Forums

"Fuck off, stop trying to destroy my macro intake." Srs

>tfw no titcow gf

>Of course I'm not 'counting calories' what is this 2004?
>But that doughnut is made from white flour and covered in processed sugar you camwhore

>Lemme suck on dem titz you doughnut fuckin slut.

Holy fuckkkkkkkk more or name

My fucking dick

I can't, I'm gluten intolerant.

How do I get a high test gf like this?

talk to her

see if anything comes from it

rinse repeat until you have a fat gf

I fucked a Jewish chick and she actually moaned "oy" during sex and I started thinking about Veeky Forums.

I spend way too much time here.

>tfw no titcow gf
iktf

Roll for fortitude, cr=33

>tfw no mega milk gf

>be woman with genetically big breast and cute face
>eat like shit and still be sexy and desirable af
I know why girls hate Stacy.

>that's a cute face
>that's a desirable body overall

the only thing she has going for her is tits

I don't even like sugar, it makes me uncomfortable.

Is this Marina from Marina and the Diamonds?

>implying her face isn't cute (with make up)
>implying slight overweight on women isn't sexy (BREHS)

Shoo, shoo, gains goblin.

she's about 20 pounds from this

also 99% chance she looks absolutely terrible without clothes

I don't even find unhealthy girl attractive anymore.

According to her backstage profile she's about 125lbs at 5'4
>muh dick
That whale on your picture is probably around 200lbs.

>99% chance she looks absolutely terrible without clothes
>implying
Not gonna argue that her boobs are probably sagging to a degree but she's in her mid 20. Shouldn't be too bad.

>planning your calorie burn assuming that you get to bang her

That's a risky move, you absolute madman!

alright creep settle down

>calling someone a creep on Veeky Forums
Do you even know where you are?

>everyone is like me

>I'm the only creepy, lonely fuck on Veeky Forums
okay

Now this is shitposting

>be contrarian killjoy
>see woman other people find attractive
>internally chimp out because her desirability translates to inaccessibility for a beta like yourself
>grasp for some consolation
>"She's probably nasty without clothes"
>get proven wrong
>"WHOA TAKE IT EASY DON'T BE SO SERIOUS YOU CREEP"

How long before your inferiority complex compels you to kill yourself? Have you tried and failed already?

If only I was playing my white knight I might have made that save.

>buttblasted chubby-chasers
I guess you gotta play within your standards, right fellas?

>date girl for a while (been friends with her for years but never really close)
>she breaks up
>avoids contact
>ffwd 6 months
>we meet again at a party
>she got fat
>tells me she got a job at a doughnut place
>tells me she still wants me
>I no longer want her

>her desirability translates to inaccessibility for a beta like yourself
That's pretty much why I started lifting.

he said, single and alone in his parents' basement.

>different people have different tastes
color me fucking surprised

Come on, post what's a 9/10 for you.

no
this

go get your testosterone checked

nothing personnel.................. kid

>I'm attracted to overweight chicks so I must have an abnormal amount of testosterone, which makes me superior in some way

lel

Good taste. That's a ten for me too

I thought you were shitposting but she's actually hot. Don't like the face though. Still would.

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>tfw will only like girls that are out of my league even afther 3/4 years if liftin, why even live?

SHOO SHOO

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>125lbs

Just like actors bullshit their height on their official profiles, these girls do it too with weight. she's at least 145lbs

No

This literally just happened to me not 10 minutes ago.

Suffice it to say, I'm going to make it.

MODS

Lol what? I don't think anyone does that exept for like profecionals of something
I just don't want a Donut lol

samefagging

>I hate the ideal female because it's unobtainable to me, so obviously this guy is samefagging compliments

jesus christ you guys are beyond saving, stop trying to defend your low-hanging fruit

Said no to a qt with a cupcake at work, she insisted, so did I again. She gave me a weird look.
That willpower to take the steps, or say no to a treat is like lifting. The more you do it the easier it is. 203 from 222 lbs.
Would hit my goal weight much quicker if I could quit drinking.
PS I dreamed I met zyzz last night, what does it mean?

Insecure BBW lover

HNNNNNNNGGGGG

High test is when you're a alpha male and get the 10/10's not the fat ass cows

Yea maybe their milk will help with gains but otherwise fattys == beta male food

Pics like what im replying too is for true HIGH TEST ALPHA MALES

Faggots

Who is the fucking autist who always makes these retarded threads pretending to be a girl speaking to me? Like what do they get out of this? It's embarrassing.

learn to google image search
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