You can't make this shit up

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Got caught fingering a goat and now I can't get a job

>while watching cuck porn, i wasnt fantisizing about being the cuck, i was fantisizing about being the bull
I thought i was the only one

What happens in the desert stays in the desert

Same, but seriously how could somebody mistake that? I call bullshit.

>bringing reddit shit into Veeky Forums
wtf

>Hey do this thing for me babe
>I don't want to, but since you keep asking me, I will for you to make you happy
>HOLY SHIT!! YOURE A FUCKING SLUT WHORE WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!???? I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!!

So this couple is on their honeymoon in scotland and they are on a long hike, far from any town, and they see this adorably quaint little cottage and decide to see who lives there.

They knock on the door and an old man enters, he says "aye, how are ye? I'm angus." They respond positively and he lets them in. Over some scottish haggis and tea he asks them.

"did ye see the trail on ye way into me cottage?"
They respond yes.
"I built that. But nobody calls me Angus trailbuilder do they."
They respond no.
he says:
"Did ye see the fence around me beautiful estate?"
They respond yes.
He says:
"I built that, but I nobody calls me Angus Fencebuilder do they."
they say no.
He says "do you think me cottage is cosy and quaint?
They say yes.
He says "but nobody calls me angus cottagebuilder do they."
they say no.

there's an awkward silence, and then he says
"but you fuck just one sheep."

Bet if he asked her if he can have sex with somebody else she wouldnt have agreed as easily. Fuck her

I was thinking this too, it should be pretty fucking clear, him "realizing" is bs, he's just ashamed of being a cuck probably, as he should be

Do you hear how literally fucking brain dead you sound? What if your wife asked you to have a fucking orgy with 10 hot lesbians, fulfilling your every fetish, and she begged you for weeks to do it, so you finally agree and she dumps your ass for being disloyal. I mean, I'm a fucking mysoginist too, but what you just wrote triggered me so much.

JUST
U
S
T

>tfw scottish too

Shes still free to make that decision, dumbass. And the chances of that happening are slim to none idiot

You're a retarded hypocrite fag who thinks he has some sort of double standard. Get the fuck out of here you filthy slime

Hahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH NIGGA YOU WILL NEVER BE THE BULL

Sounds exactly like the kind of shit a woman would pull and later claim she was coerced or pressured into it.

>superior man in my house to fuck my wife; this is ok
>superior man talking with me about fucking my wife; this is ok
>superior man on the bed with my wife; this is ok
>superior man kissing my wife in bed; this is ok
>superior man giving oral sex to my wife; this is ok
>superior man puts his penis in my wife; THIS IS NOT OK DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

What the fuck?

I wouldnt ask to be cucked in the first place. Maybe thats why you sympathise with her you dumb shit

>Someone that is into cuck porn isn't mentally all there

Well color me surprised.

It's so small of me, but I just love reading these reddit stories where guy falls for the politically correct agenda of the day and it backfires disastrously.

At least he wasn't the one getting fucked by a black guy to prove he's not racist or homophobic, but we'll probably see that story about 5 years down the line.

gave me a little chuckle thanks user

I've scene won similar two that.

When's the last time you shut off your computer and went outside? Cuckolding is not "PC" you stupid fuck.
All this shit you retards haul in from reddit is fetish fanfiction written by weirdos who get off on the idea of you making fun of them. They're not looking for sympathy or a pat on the back, and you're not beating them with your mocking, you're jerking them off.

Go the fuck back to /pol/.

>watching at
>You're retarded
Ha!

sincerely hope you're baiting, my friend.

kek

A guy literally pays another man to have sex with his wife and keeps pestering her to have sex with the stranger after she repeatedly says no and it is all her fault? Are you stupid? Of course it is partially her fault for giving in the the stupid request, but damn you're the same magnitude autistic as a white knight, just on the other side of the gender line

/fitness/

"I hate women so much"
>Uses woman logic
I guess we all hate the weakness that we see in ourselves

The only part in cuck porn that ever made me rock hard was when the bull, while fucking the wife missionary, asked her if she wanted to see her husband suck his dick, and she begged saying yes, and the bull face fucked the husband
I wonder which one I would be in that, it was all so great

Never found the damn scene again tho

I know this feel. I got caught molesting 3 little girls. Fantasies should stay fantasies. Btw it was NOT worth it.

People post fake stories there because it turns other people on. This humiliation is a big thing in cuckold porn so all the other readers are probably jacking it to this story.

>Cuckolding is not "PC" you stupid fuck.
Not explicitly cuckolding in and of itself, but swinging, open relationships and other alternative configurations are definitely being pushed more and more in the mainstream.

Why are fucks even on Veeky Forums

I know reddit gets a lot of hate here but you can't deny that it's good for porn. Women post their nudes on it like it's their job.

The basis of their argument is that a man doesn't own his wife's vagina and she can do whatever she wants with it.