How do I get a gf like that?

>Tfw japanese gf
I wish I never committed to just one girl. So much ass here.

They are still niggers with shit taste

Nope. One of them doesn't find Asians attractive in general and prefers Copperhead, the other one prefers Lucy Liu but doesn't like Chiaki.

Meant this for you

I realized that much.

Copperhead looked like a big bucket of sick in my opinion. I guess it takes all colors to make a rainbow.

You know what the best part of dating qt azns is? How mad it makes white whales.

Its a bonus

Copper head a shit so is your friends taste

It looks like dog hair

What a faggot

Spotted the tasteless fag.

>You know what the best part of dating qt azns is? How mad it makes white whales.
Holy fuck, yeah

That's like a nigger dating a white girl.

You don't want one, bro

What? Why do you hate dogs?

>tfw incredibly attracted to Ling Bai
>tfw everyone I mention it to thinks she looks strung out and crazy
>tfw i agree but it doesn't matter to me

kek

She DOES look strung out and crazy and for some reason I have a boner.

Yeah she just oozes sex.

>tfw no shy asian gf that's an absolute nut under the sheets

Become a professional esports champion in overwatch, that will do it.

dont tell me what i want

>no crazy dominating asian gf

she sexy in a weird way

OR
be white

Even dominant women want to be dominated.

who said it wouldnt be an endless battle and struggle for dominance?

>so much angry crazy asian sex

Stop, I'm at work.

Just imagine user

>out in public
>acts shy and quiet, clings to your arm
>get home
>pushes you against the wall and tells you what to do

I refuse to believe that girls like that exist. Why would she be so shy in public then?

>not wanting a mastermind that can fool everyone outside

>constantly berates you at home and in public
>pick her tiny ass up easily at home slam her onto bed
>rip her clothes off
>pin down her supple little body as she struggles

Why fool anyone? For what reason?

This chick is horrendously ugly.
Her nose makes her look like a (bad) cartoon drawing

shut up stacey

Wow, 12/10 looking person spotted.

>getting pushed by girls

you must be a fag twink if a girl can push you.

Have you seen the Veeky Forums meetup pictures?

Why does this turn me on? I'm not a cuck, the moment she cheats I would kick her out.

>not a cuck
>the first thing he thinks when he sees a woman is about her cheating on him

I said that because of the nature of this board.

>I'm not a cuck
sure you aren't user

Asian gf bros, help me out

Been dating kgf for 1.5 years, and she doesn't want me to meet her parents. (she's met mine awhile ago) I'm totally fine with meeting them (mostly want her moms cooking)

I'm white, both mid twenties. Is this a red flag in anyway? I haven't had enough serious relationships to compare

Maybe her parents are embarrassing or racist. That or their house looks like shit, or she doesn't truly love you.

Yeah dude if you haven't met them by the 6th month then your gf doesn't consider you to be good enough for her parents. She doesn't want to face the lie she's been telling herself sorry bud

Sauce????

Just got sent this. Them feels when you know it's true

Kill them now you cuck

in the same situation here.

gf says parents will never accept me due to my background + religion (not religious, dumb fuk parents were and set my life up that way) and will disown her

feels bad man, no clue what to do

>Tfw lost qt moroccan gf because of that shit

Only girl I'll ever love...

I wouldn't introduce my gf to my parents even if I were to marry her.

I live in Asia. Asian girls won't introduce you to their parents for a LONG time.

They typically don't have the open relationship between parent and child that westerners have. It's all very formal and many things are hidden.

My friend got engaged to an asian and she didn't even tell her parents. Now they are finally happy married with 2 kids, make of that what you will.

If you have a steady career and a 5 year plan your gf will be more inclined to let you meet them.

Even if that were true I see a way around this, user.

>tfw qt Turk wrestler bf to cuddle :3

5 year plan?

>I see a way around this, user.
Not that user but what the hell is the way around with extremely unaccepting parents?

>parents have to agree
Ultimate beta cuck.

...

clutch
correct

I assume a qt Turkish wrestler bf wouldn't give a shit what his parents think

It's that face of a pissy bitch she has.
I fucking love women who stare at me like they're going to tear my balls off.

my parents don't give a shit, hers do

>tfw chronic yellow fever
>tfw short so I don't count as white to them

Lmao ugly bitches roast dem mang

This kind of i met half my asian gfs parents right away the other half after sometime
.
Im a 5'7 mexican manlet and still slay asian poon on the reg git gud fagit

She is a very good singer as well. She sang the first Gundam Unicorn credit song.
youtube.com/watch?v=hl4YR5yqjKE

>she will never sing for you
> you will never hold her hand

Tons of Japanese people are always coming to my city because of the architecture of it. They always stay there for 1-2 weeks and then move on. There are tons of qt young girls too but they are always close to their parents. Not sure how to hit on them.

Offer them some free candy.

I don't understand. Young as in 18-24.

Honestly I've been a lot happier since I got rid of the ol' ball and chain

Oh I assumed younger.

Offer the whole family touring advice and little facts about your city after leading on with offering directions if they're looking at a map, see if the girl is interested/checking you out.

If she is then offer to show her some of the cool spots young people like to hang out in.

Fellow Eurobro here, works p well surprisingly, likewise with American tourist girls although they typically travel in groups of the same age,

They've already got guides and the only place where young people hang out is a restaurant that offers all kind of cocktails.

Alternatively having a profile on okcupid or whatever, loads of visiting girls saying shit like "Looking for someone to show me around :)"

Fish in a barrel, everybody wins.

Works the other way around too if you ever want to travel btw user. Set it up a week in advance though to ensure you don't go dry while travelling.

>tfw i have 1
>life is good

pic related my gf

Cute. CUTE.

Bai Ling's nipples are creepy. Long enough to be goddamn fingers.

AAAA cup?

>shes Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums
>/vr/

I hit the jackpot.

Go yellow, friends, you wont be disappoint.

0/10 on interior decoration, user.

yep, but I'm an ass man so I really could care less about boob size

>girl at the end arches her back
She's a total slut though.

hahaha any decor tips?

we had literally just moved into our place then, it looks a little better now

>brown hair
Really? The best thing about Asians is their raven black hair.

She dyed it, looked really good too but yeah she's got that gothic midnight black hair as her natural color

your gf has my goal legs
I have tiny tits too this gives me hope

what's her routine?

>it looks different
but all their hair basically looks exactly the same, black straight and coarse. You can't put any color into it without melting it with bleach. If anything, I'd expect a compliment at it being straight, not because its "different ".

Make it as comfortable as possible for your own tastes.

It's currently so bare, anything would be an improvement.

Cheap and easy shit that looks great: fairy/festival lights, etsy tapestries/pillows/bed sheets, posters of shit you like from your local print shop.

Also, jelly of your existing Azn.

>tfw hooked up with a super kawaii chinese girl in Paris and didn't bother keeping in contact because you already had an established FWB

One of my greatest mistakes.

Pro tip, fat whales of any race will hate on any skinny pretty chick, regardless of her race. This one place I worked had these fat midget Mexican.girls that's were jelly and bitter as fuck towards the skinny white chicks. One of the fatties kept imaging I was calling her fat all the time (lol only inside my own head)

I have a few Filipina chicks and their hair is awesome. Usually pure black and completely straight, but some have mid-brown hair (not even dyed) which looks great with their skin tone.

But yeah all the grills are jelly of their straight hair and never having to iron it with the straightener

Just walk up to them and say
>"konnichiwa kanojo-chan, ore wa Ken-sama, to ore no chinchin wa sugoi"

If you own a katana bring it because it shows how honorable you are.

Cool, thanks. Does it matter when I screw up the words or will it sound the same anyway? Any tricks that I should pull off with the katana as I introduce myself?

fuck ton of squats, for real.

and those Bulgarian split squats or whatever.

as weird as it is, she gets a lot of her exercises from fitness women on instagram, shes always getting new stuff from there. i cant knock it because it seems to be working quite well!

Tell her to get back her black hair.