So you can choose any trainer in the world to coach you for 1 year...

So you can choose any trainer in the world to coach you for 1 year. They'll train you seriously with patience even though you're completely athletically inept.

Teddy atlas no doubt

will they give me roids and recommended dosages?

Depends on the coach meng

Cus D'Amato and his crew
Based training, Based trainer
RIP

Rippetoe, dur

Reread the post
If it had to be someone alive, It would be as follows:
1-Angelo Dundee
2-Kevin Rooney
3-Fred la cucaracha

Frank yang

Always talks like he's on the brink of drooling

Stapani

based scoobs

Brandon and hudson from the buff dude videos. Always have a good time making their videos and are knowledgeable and have awesome bodys imo.

goku brah

Eric helms or alberto nunez.

I would settle for omar isuf, just because his overhead press is amazing.
I think he is edging up on 2pl8

Gracie

>natty brosplit
>3x8 babbyweight
>restrictive dieting
>no squat or dead
>dumbbell progression
Holy nogains, batman

Jason Genova

klokov

Glorious Rippletits.

This is the only right answer.

Does he seriously suggest 3x8 babbyweights?

Magnus ver Magnusson. Also train at his gym

Came here to post this fuck you desu m8

Miesha Tate

Matt Hume for sure
Or Sasha grey
So I can learn to suk some dope dick

Chinese WL coach

Wow. No Greg Jackson ? Gotta be kidding me. GOAT mma coach you fucking scumbags.

Inb4
>I don't want to learn the shitty oblique kick

Is it Autism?

Whoever trained Klokov

Good choices. For me I do not need to make a choice, I already have a coach at that same level and have training under him for several years.

I suppose if I was going to do that, maybe I would train somewhere else for a year then come back? It's hard, because I like my spot so much. Maybe I'd go out to New York and go to Marcelo's school or go train with John Danaher. I would also consider training someplace unique like in Sambo under Reilly Bodycomb or his instructor.

Which one, jackass.

>30 posts in and no strength coaches
Yep, it's Veeky Forums

Arnold, bodybuilding.

Easy.

IDC about boxing.

This manlet right here.

>Doing fighting memes

>rippletows isn't a strength coach

Myself from 5 years in future

The ghost of Zyzz

Partly for the training but also for the lulz to be had being zyzzs bro

Either whoever trained Klokov and or Klokov himself, or Paul Rabil, I either want to be big and strong like Klokov or just be dope as fuck at lacrosse.

Kano would kill himself if he could see what the IJF was doing to his sport.

Ronda rousey

K.

Arnie

ZYZZ

overreem

Mr. Popo

I'd go with Eddie Futch. RIP.

Trappy-chan

teach me senpai

probably mike tyson, or gsp. maybe messi too and some gymnastics olyimpic champion

The guy that trained overeem and spong

Do dead people count?

This. We'd do all our training naked in my home gym. I'd spoon her while she answers routine generals on her laptop.

trappy actually helped me with some internet coaching and it made a huge difference. My bench is a lot stronger now, I learned so many things that no one talks about in the internet. and I feel a lot more secure with my squats and dl and bracing my back and core.