Piano Man has heard you talkin' shit about him and is coming after you

Piano Man has heard you talkin' shit about him and is coming after you.

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Aww shit

how does this guy take himself seriously?

better question, how does he have such a retarded following?

is it strictly entertainment or do people get inspired by this fucking abomination of a man

Wow he's king shit shooting at a 3x2 foot target with a 9 mm from like twenty yards away.

It's amazing with his awful stance.

>abomination of a man

Hey, you're talking about Mr. California. Show some fucking respect.

gotta confuse those targets if you wanna hit em right babe

SHIT, I MEANT TO QUOTE THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE

SING
ME
A
SONG
YOU'RE
THE
PIANO
MAN

>abomination of a man
>man

there is where you made the mistake
he left humanity a long time ago

what an awful photo

4 KILLS PER SHOT COME ON

"C'MON FOUR SCOOPS" SANG PIANO MAN
"FOUR SCOOPS A DAY AT LEAST"

youtu.be/vJUmD3ZYS38

That droopy titcep is a perfect metaphor for his entire life.

It's supposed to project manly power. Instead, it projects the total failure of an insecure guy's image-obsessed mindset.

Piano man - what if they only thing you left behind... was yourself?

Damn

>those kid-sized targets
nice

Wikipedia says he's 5'11 but Google says he's 6'1 what

He's swole, no doubt about it, but he looks gross as fuck.

>leathery, cancer laden skin
>a fucking soul patch

I mean Jesus the soul patch alone.

He injected synthol into the bottoms of his feet and top of his head to make him appear taller.

Link?