Piano Man has heard you talkin' shit about him and is coming after you.
Piano Man has heard you talkin' shit about him and is coming after you
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Aww shit
how does this guy take himself seriously?
better question, how does he have such a retarded following?
is it strictly entertainment or do people get inspired by this fucking abomination of a man
Wow he's king shit shooting at a 3x2 foot target with a 9 mm from like twenty yards away.
It's amazing with his awful stance.
>abomination of a man
Hey, you're talking about Mr. California. Show some fucking respect.
gotta confuse those targets if you wanna hit em right babe
SHIT, I MEANT TO QUOTE THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE
SING
ME
A
SONG
YOU'RE
THE
PIANO
MAN
>abomination of a man
>man
there is where you made the mistake
he left humanity a long time ago
what an awful photo
4 KILLS PER SHOT COME ON
"C'MON FOUR SCOOPS" SANG PIANO MAN
"FOUR SCOOPS A DAY AT LEAST"
That droopy titcep is a perfect metaphor for his entire life.
It's supposed to project manly power. Instead, it projects the total failure of an insecure guy's image-obsessed mindset.
Piano man - what if they only thing you left behind... was yourself?
Damn
>those kid-sized targets
nice
Wikipedia says he's 5'11 but Google says he's 6'1 what
He's swole, no doubt about it, but he looks gross as fuck.
>leathery, cancer laden skin
>a fucking soul patch
I mean Jesus the soul patch alone.
He injected synthol into the bottoms of his feet and top of his head to make him appear taller.
Link?