You're at the zoo and this guy slaps your GF's ass while bragging about his pronged cock

You're at the zoo and this guy slaps your GF's ass while bragging about his pronged cock.
What do you do?

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Find his mom and fuck her in all 3 of her pussies

Let him smash. While he thinks he may be cucking me by allowing me to raise his kids, the joke is on him.
I saw the sonogram.
I know a daughter is on the way.
I'm still sleeping with my wife and now I have been given another woman I can mold into becoming my sex slut. And it is that faggots daughter.
He will watch as I destroy his little daughters puss when she turns 18 and have mother daughter threesomes with her and my wife.

I'm in for the long con.
You're not cucking me.
I'm cucking you.

Savage

Is this porn? Is he gonna fuck those 2 girls?

Rip that nigga to shreds and turn him into a big mac. big macs are made of kangroo ass right?

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Are you aware that roos put each other in sleeper holds and are known to drown other animals?

>fuck her in all 3 of her pussies
>3
>pussies
Wait, what?

Daaaaamn

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Two for sex, one for birthing.

Yeah man, what says. Kangaroos are vicious motherfuckers.
Yet ANOTHER thing Australia has that is just unbelievably deadly.

Good lord

this is what kangaroos look like when they are born. Look at this motherfucker, barely the size of a peanut. They need to do the climb from the pussy to the pouch while barely being a fetus, using their "arms". Then they develop further there

Is it a wonder they're the alpha species?

They're not so tough when they're small

I'm pretty confident I could take on a silverback gorilla, a roo ain't shit.

What if he slaps your gun out of your hand?

fucking australians I SWEAR

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I'll just jump in his exhibit and wait for a zookeeper to shoot him.

Nobody is going to slap away my guns. These bare knuckles are going to get caught. Get me a grown silverback gorilla, i swear to all that is holy, I will fuck it up on camera with my born weapons.

They're normally don't give a shit about humans, they're more likely to shoot you with tranqulizers than the kangaroos.

We are talking about silverback gorillas, read through the posts.

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Reveal that I'm of both Canadian and Polish descent, then meme him to death.

>big macs are made of kangroo ass right?
Fucking what?

He's joking, big macs are too lean to be kangaroo asses.

Holy shit.

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Holy shit this literally made my day.

show him who is the superior species.

What is he doing with it?

I don't have an image for this.

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jesus user

absolutely btfo

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