How do we “fix” the English language?

How do we “fix” the English language?

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We don't. If people can learn fucking finnish and japanese then english is entirely doable.

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Newspeak

We don't, it's perfect for a global language.

No prescribed pronunciation means it's easy as fuck to take in loanwords. You think Chinese could use the word schadenfreude?

Don't the nips use european words all the time in their animes and mangos

>other languages don’t use loan words

Japanese works very differently to Chinese.

Well they have a word of the same meaning. 幸灾乐祸

>it's perfect for a global language
This, English is so easy even Americans can learn it.

Just like, haha, it evolves!?

Spelling reform. Literally every other European language periodically updates their spelling to at least somewhat match their pronunciation.

Except French where 60% of the letters are now silent

We revert to Middle English phonetics

Alright, you got me there.

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Make English a phonetic language

only a minority of languages did that

Fun
100 years later 80 percent?

>their pronunciation
So which is the correct accent (tm)?

Not xer, but going to say whoever is in power

Japanese is closer to western languages than it is to Chinese. Completely different word structure.

how do we create a global standard phonetic english spelling system that accounts for both rhoticism and non-rhoticism

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Y-y-yes master

100% because you'll only hear Arabic in France.

When in doubt, err on the more conservative pronunciation.

Also, there's no problem with different countries using slightly different systems (Brazil and Portugal use slightly different systems).

You don't, languages aren't rational, as much as that may infuriate autistic stemcels on the internet.

Isn't the "r" sexist, coming from "her" and ignoring "his"? It's also stupid to replace the "h", the only letter both words share

Kek

Replace it with the german one?

why the fuck don't these people just learn esperanto instead of trying to change their language into it?

why have A sound like E when E is already a letter in the alphabet
same for other letters sounding like others