Reasons not to go to the gym

In my case I can't go because of a bad stomach and diarhea at the moment.

Currently recovering from a (probably related) hernia operation, its shit, i dont recommend it

reasons not to go to the gym... because it's closed?

Because Im dead

wear a nappy
wear a belt
go to a 24/7 gym
not an argument

Because I have hemorrhoids and it hurts to live

LOL

ur funny

=)

I can't walk for up to another month because I lost my big toe.
I just got to 2pl8 incline bench too ;_;

What's funny?

How does your toe effect your bench

u r

The not walking part.

Ur laying down nigga

Your squat plug in the shop?

>Start lifting so I'm more attractive to my gf and so I can pester her to get in shape herself before it's too late
>Start trying to cancel dates so I don't break my gym schedule
Maybe I'll make it, but at what cost?

>came back from work
>take a 30 hour nap
>slept for 4 hours wtf
>2 hours later its bed time
no gym today i guess. it sucks since it ruined my workout schedule. suppose to workout friday, saturday, and sunday since i have motorcycle lessons that will impede my gym time for next week

Sure let me teleport to the gym and just levitate the weights to the barbell.

im too depressed to get out of bed todayy ;_;

Wheel there whatre you gonna do stay home 24/7

It's essentially what I've been doing for the last three weeks.
>wheel there.
Sure let me wheel up and down the stairs to my apartment.
Anything else to bait me with?

closed.

Fuck my gym.

how the fuck did you lose your toe? im fucking curious now

Ya ur a dip

Accident at work. Foot got ran over by a 3300 lb container and ripped my boot off of my foot along with my toe.
Yes I'm getting workers comp and I'll be seeking compensation for it.

Thanks for the (you)

Yeah no problem what size shoe are you

How much compensation are you getting? Worth it or nah?

Got up too late.
It was supposed to be a rest day anyway, I'll go do some cardio this afternoon.

11.
I'll be walking again in like a few weeks so I'll be back on the gains train then.
No rush to fuck up my stitches or get an infection.

So far all my medi bills are getting paid for and I'm getting 2/3rds pay every two weeks but I haven't filed the specific loss claim yet, which is the big lump-sum payment.
It's too soon to decide if it's worth it or not.
If I have a complete recovery and get a nice settlement, then sure.

wisdom tooth extraction

Have a 39 degree fever