Be 5'11

>Be 5'11
> at party discussing height
> girl ask me what how tall I am say I'm 6'2
> girl mirin, but some tall fag who is a few inches taller than me claims he's 6'2
> girl looking at me funny
> tfw had to think of something, ask tallfag when's the last time he measured himself, says around 4 months ago
> just my luck tell tallfag well you must have grown and must be like 6'4 ,tallfag questions it but he agrees,
> mfw girl believe I'm 6'2 and tallfag is smirking because he thinks he grew in height kek

You manlets disgust me. Just be happy with your height no need to lie.

then they both laughed at the lying manlet behind his back and tallfag took her home and plowed her cervix while you went to Veeky Forums

if you're so insecure about your height, wear shoe inserts

I like thats how you know gurls are full of shit. They cant even tell how tall people are. I feel like the whole height thing with them is just a social pressure from other girls.

No way she's 22

Looks like some early 30 year old friends my older sister has.

I went on a date with a guy who claimed to be 6'1" once. I'm 5'10", and I ended up being taller than he was. Lying only makes you look scummy to people who aren't oblivious to height.

>oh no, I bamboozled one Amazonian bitch while successfully fucking 99 others
The lie is worth it.

we're already friends and I don't even know her

>5'11
>Taller than 90% of girls I've ever met, even in heels
>Most girls have no idea how tall 6 ft is and always get people's height wrong when asked

This 6ft thing only exists on the internet.
You've got nothing to worry about unless you're 5'4 or some shit. Even then I've known short dudes do just fine with women.

Peace and Love.

>5'9.5
>claim 5'10

In clubs the difference between 5'10" and 6'2" makes you stand out a fuck load. But I don't even go to clubs to pick up girls anymore so..

I'm 6ft and have had girls think guess my height at 6'3" and my taller skinny friend at 6'2". The difference it makes day to day is really exagerrated.

I went on a date with grill who claimed to be 5'9'' once. I am 6'0'', and I ended up being shorter than she was. Lying whore

>be a manlet
>claim I'm a manlet

Nothing wrong with that, honestly.

>not even saying he would be like 6'5

why the fuck are you being so insecure about being 5'11; most chicks dont really give a shit as long as you're taller than them, even if its just by a bit

Height only matters in online dating. Men are are judged by their character in irl. Having a nice face helps too. Tip from a 5'6" - 5'7" guy, be secure about your height and nobody cares.

>be 5'11"
>work on posture and leg stretches for months
>do yoga
>be 6ft with godly posture
>life is still shit
>not sure what to do
>wear padded insoles to gain and inch
>be 6ft 1"
>life is still shit
>nobodies really noticed
>feet hurt because of unnecessary insoles
>still alone

Kek

DELETE THIS

She looks like she's intentionally put that glitter shit on her face because it's what she thinks young people do these days.

>be a homo
>5'10"... just... in the mornings...
>every gay dude i seem to meet is huge
>move to glorious nippon
>date jap guys
>love being the taller one
>90% of people i date are gaijin hunters who just want to get fucked by an exotic white guy and leave me soon afterwards
>friend says he thinks he knows a guy
>turn up to date
>6'1 skinny half jap with blonde hair and green eyes turns up
>mfw being the short one for the first time in years

at least i can see him coming in crowds...

>coming in crowds
fucking deviants

We went to a gay nightclub once

wow, other gay people are fucking GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS

like, yeah, you like dudes, that doesn't mean you need to have a 7some on the fucking stage or need to shoot heroin into your dicks for fuck's sake

That's what gay rights means. Stop oppressing yourself.

>be 6'2
>nothing changes
I don't see any benefits whatsoever

one time, we were getting it on, but we kind of got distracted and watched the movie instead... this has happened many times now. When we "watch a movie" we end up actually watching the movie unless it's shit.

Thats useing your wit user gg

I shrink 2cm from squats, but 2 inches is implausible.

I'm 5'11/180cm Barefoot and in clubs i seem to be in the "Taller" Bracket of guys. I Have a friend who's 6'3 and he's usually the tallest in the club.

6'2'' here. I say Im 6'1'' though because its humorous for me to see all the guys who lie about their height sweat. I get a ton of looks from women now that my health has returned(knocks on wood) and can gym 3 days a week.

>be 5'8 but have a big FRAME
>manlet friends try to say things like they're 5'10 or 5'11
>they're my height
>correct them and they get flustered
fun from both ends

While you LIED about your HEIGHT, chad PILEDRIVED her UTERUS with his 6'2" DICK

How is being a manlet fun? I mean when will you learn?

keeping other manlets down is fun

But for you that's like making fun of stupid people when you're stupid yourself.

>feet hurt because of unnecessary insoles

Lol'd excessively

M A N L E T
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Seriously though I'm 6'2 and I relish the day when these bitches start turning 25, 26, 27, their 30s and the infinite drop of being unable to attract men anymore. The dates get fewer and farther between and they start getting desperate.

Sometimes I masturbate thinking about them, overweight and saggy-breasted, asking their married friends where all the good guys went. The friend pats her shoulder and offers to set her up with her overweight accountant brother-in-law and she breaks down crying.

And that's when I cum

>5'10
>Never had problems with girls

Unless you're super short like 5'7 and under, it mostly doesn't matter as long as you're attractive, confident, and carry yourself well.

I hope this meme never ends

>be me
>6'1.25 in morning
>not average
>but not tall
>nothing
>content with life
>still feel short when I meet someone taller though
Some reason my father, 6'4, really likes my 5'2 mother. Fuckin dick.

>6'1
>claim 5'13
dumb girls can't handle the bants

>lying to yourself for a 4/10 skankwhore

lol when will you learn

this satisfies me

>5'11.8
>claim 6'0
>girls brings tape ruler to first date
>finds out
when will I learn?

that's a happy thing to think about user

yeah wait till they start wearing heels and shit

I bet you also like ntr porn. That is, you enjoy seeing the nice betabux accountant go off to work than some random neighborhood Chad coming along and mind breaking the slut and ruining her life until before you know it she's fucking dogs in the park and his betabux husband is watching and crying.

>tfw 5'5 turbo manlet
>tfw new and first gf
>tfw she lost her virginity to me
>mfw she's 5'7
Despite all the manlet memes, you guys got me to this point. Thanks brahs

I could never take that humiliation. The man is supposed to protect the woman, but your gf literally looks down on you, people in public probably think you're her son. lmao at your life

tfw 5'5" and you've cucked many 6ft+ guys.

When will I learn?

Why do people lie about their height? It's so retarded. You're literally standing in front of them. I can tell you're not black.

>my father really likes my mother
is that supposed to be a bad thing? I think it's cute. I don't see that spark between my parents and it gets me down.

lol umad brah? best pussy of my life and she's literally addicted to me. shes coming over in 30 min ill tell her hi from the virgin lanklet from the mongolian carpenter board
>mfw ur life

well done user.

kek I can feel your insecurity

thanks brah

>6'8
>everyone always tells me im tall and looks at me in public

how do i make them stop i know im tall plz

>you're tall
>thanks I did it myself

The guys in his story was full of shit and willingly believed he was 6'4. Keep the r9k sad robot stichk to the contamination board

>be 5'8
>never realized I was considered short since 80% of guys are around my height
>mfw hearing about all this "6'0+ guys only" tinder shit

is this actually a common thing or just a select few girls

prolly just a 'murica thing and not very common

Oh hey there lanklets. Having fun eating 3000 calories a day? Gosh, bulking must be so hard.

Hey how come I'm going to reach my goal body in 8 months when it takes you 2 years to escape auschwitz mode?

I notice that around the world Asians seem to be the most obsessed with height, or Indians.

I'm bi but that's why I'm afraid to explore sexually with guys. Some of those faggots are so promiscuous its making me sick and afraid of all the STD's I could get.
Guess it doesn't really matter as I have a long term gf now though.

>tfw 6'4
>constantly tell people 6'2 to make manlets feel small

How short are you? Im 5'9 and my bulk is 2900.

5'5 master race you lanklet cuck.

I forgot just how much some lanklets have to eat to be adequate :^)

L O L ' D

alot of people care
am 5"8
get called short pretty often

its not like theyre gonna bully u for it
but just realize if we were like 5"10/6"2 life would be easier