So what are you doing for your old man tomorrow fit?

So what are you doing for your old man tomorrow fit?

gonna teach him how to play overwatch

Gonna wait for him to come back.

Nothing. He is just going to come back from work, do work stuff at home, watch TV, and leave for a week back to work.

I don't think my dad has gotten any pussy since my mom divorced him a a year ago so I'm trying to see if I can set him up with an high class escort or something.

I'm probably going to by him time on his phone so he can call us from behind bars.

But I'm probably going to get my adopted older brother a card and his favorite liquor

>looks after me
>talks me through my problems
>gives me advice on girls
>has taught me more about manhood and self respect in yhe 3 years I've known him than anyone else has in my entire life

He'll probably hate it, but I'm gonna make sure he damn well knows I'm grateful

Watch him drink a handle of liquor and hope I don't have to lift him from the floor to his bed.

Why is this thread so depressing?

Fitness is a hobby for insecure people and all insecurity in the world is father related.

Thats a meme though right?

What can I get my Dad that is related to strongman?

A computer upgrade so he can wreck scrubs in world of tanks better

My dad is on vacation and he hates this kind of shit anyway

I'll give him a card and have a meal with him and my mom and my brother. Maybe I'll stick a Canadian Tire gift card in the card, I don't know, he's pretty difficult to shop for.

This is one of those special memes that's grounded in reality, like shekel loving Jews.

What do I have to lift to make my father proud of me?

Maybe I'll visit his grave

I was gonna visit his grave but it's a 5 hour drive and I cant afford the gas for the trip. So now I dunno.

This thread is depressing...

The fitness is an insecure hobby or that insecurity stems from screwed up fathers?

Or both?

Driving over to my parents' house (about 90 minutes away) with my wife, barbequeing a rack of beef ribs, planting in the garden with everyone, and telling my parents that next year my dad and I will both be celebrating.

>GPA
>Salary
>social standing
>decent children
>2pl8+ bench

Lift all those things and maybe he'll be proud

Both

Lil brother user here from a bit earlier in the thread.

I'm pretty content and have come to terms with how my dad is, so I hope that serves as some consolation.

We're going to Six Flags together.

Don't have one. I'll probably drink with my coworkers, make a joke of the holiday, and go to sleep.