What do you do if your parents refuse to come to your wedding?
>find qt3.14 from a foreign land (Lebanon) >date that babe for 2 years >live with her in lebanon for 6 months >wife her up >take her back to america to start life >plan big event in Lebanon (paid for by her dad) >my parents refuse to come (too dangerous/ISIS/too expensive/cant leave other kids behind/what if we get kidnapped/Syria is right there!/etcetcetc) >father-in-law full rage mode
are my parents being retarded or is it just me.
also middle eastern food best bulking food >chicken >hummus >chicken >more chicken >beef and tabouli >cheesy bread
Jordan Lewis
Cheesy bread is middle eastern ? I thought it was a little Cesar's pizza gimmick.
Jordan Mitchell
well its like a weird cheesy bread kinda thing, its like a pita bread they put mozzerella or something in between. Manoosh oo jibneh its called in arabic. insanely good though.
Jason Ward
Mirin them chicken gainz user. Be sure to eat vegetables as well.
Luis Roberts
Lebanon is pretty close to where shit it the fan I wouldn't go, besides if you're parents are American the way any country remotely near the middle east is portrayed I highly doubt you parents would ever want to go.
Asher Young
man i bought like 6 pounds of cucumbers and broccoli for a dollar when i was there
Jayden Allen
Beef sand tabouli is pretty based.
Liam Gonzalez
post ur wwife please
Ayden Flores
they should send a representative like just your dad and your brother or something
Jace Rodriguez
They actually have a reason to have some fear, but you should explain to them that things will be fine in a logical and rational manner.
Ryder Jackson
yea its really not even close to as bad as its portrayed here, its half christian and the wedding is in like Christian-fortified Beirut.
idk i just expected my parents would come to, you know, my WEDDING
Robert Anderson
you're acting like a baby. how old are you?
Julian Foster
trying to get my sister to go, but my dad refuses to go and wants to talk with us about "the Catholic sanctity of marriage"
tried a dozen times but "a guy we know who worked for Blackwater" told them it was like walking into Iraq circa 2004
Wyatt Cooper
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Ian Morgan
Take a video of the landscape, of you walking around outside just fine, people being civil, etc. and send it to them with timestamp.
Levi Collins
so relax and just visit them after the marriage in america
Leo Sullivan
not op here but it's a wedding bro it's literally for the parents
John Diaz
weddings aren't for the parents, grandkids are n00b
Andrew Smith
Lebanon is safe-ish, especially for the region, but it's still not safe-safe, so that they're worried I can understand. It's not like they're disapproving of what you're doing or anything, they're just worried.
Angel Green
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Gabriel Morales
If they aren't goin to your wedding are they going to accept your wife/kids in the future?
Oliver Wright
>talks about his middle eastern "qt3.14"(hey pops) >posts pic of the whitest whitey American blonde girl You seem confused
Cooper Russell
yea they just refuse to come to Lebanon.
Jaxson Murphy
Meh i was expecting a middle eastern looking haram Thicc qt but she just looks american pham
Xavier Reyes
half ukrainian so theres that
Christopher Sanders
Lebanese are phoenician and also have greek blood, the arabs came much later.
The christian ones in particular are very likely to look mediterranean.
Xavier Martin
>parents don't want to go to an unstable violent country >parents retarded
Maybe you should visit /pol/ a couple of times user. Seems like you are the retard here.
>inb4 but i went there and i was fine.
Bentley Scott
>she just looks american
American isn't a race you cuck. You mean she looks white.
Thomas Carter
>American isnt a race >won the space race against russian aka russians ( a race) also >native americans
god i hate summerfags
Ryder Smith
Tell them you're not going to go to their funeral
James Clark
Why would you ever recommend someone visit /pol/?
Logan Thomas
You're right, bro. Your parents are being fearful idiots. You should tell them that an anonymous stranger on the internet told them so, and they'll see the error of their ways.
Seriously though, if you want to try guilting them into coming to the wedding, make a fuss about how it's offending the bride's parents. I mean that is a shitty thing to do, no matter where you're from. Joining of families through marriage is one of the most significantly traditional things humanity has, and every culture on Earth has some reverence for it. Your parents are being shitty people. I think it pisses me off so much because it sounds like exactly the kind of thing my parents would do.
Grats on finding a wife, though. Your woman is more important than your parents.
Ayden Garcia
Are you seriously so thirsty that you have to marry a terrorist cockroach? Lmao.
Henry Russell
already did. her dad organized a whole thing at a church in Beirut because they said theyd be happy if it was in a church, then of course they backed out. I told them it was really offensive and they didnt care.
u just mad cuz i got a BABE and you got SHIT
said that, dad laughed and said he wouldnt care anyways.
i spend every day on /pol/ and they're happy to hear im bringing strong ukrainian/phoenician genes into the American gene pool