Historic jokes thread. I'll start

knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion-loss-edits
I swear this meme has become the most minimalist ever.

I still don't get it

But the roman numbers can't show the difference between panel 2 and 3 of the original "Loss" comic memes

check it out guys

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Not 25 yo

Cold war jokes:

>Pravda has an image of Khrushchev visiting a pig farm, but they're not sure how to caption it.
>Ideas like "Khrushchev visiting pigs" or "Khrushchev among pigs" are suggested, but none sound good
>Eventually, they decide on one:
>"Comrade Khrushchev, third from left"

>Khrushchev is visiting a meatpacking factory, and they're at a sausage-maker
>The workers demonstrate how they can put a full pig carcass in the end and sausages come out the other with no other work.
>Khrushchev jokes "Can you put a sausage in and have a pig come out?"
>A worker replies "But Comrade Khrushchev, only your parents can do that!"

>A woman goes down to the Lada dealership and orders a car.
>The dealer says "It'll be ready to pick up in ten years, eight months, and three days."
>"Will it be in the morning or the afternoon?"
>"Why does it matter?"
>"The plumber comes that morning."

>Brezhnev brings his mother to the Kremlin one day and shows her around, pointing out all the fine artwork and furniture.
>"What do you think, mother?" "It's nice..."
>So he shows her one of his private apartments, with the jaccuzzi, the luxury clothes and watches...
>"Are you impressed?" "It's okay..."
>Angry, Brezhnev flies her out to his Yalta retreat, showing off the cars, the boat, the wine cellar...
>"Aren't you happy? I made it in life!"
>"Yes, but I'm worried... what if the Reds come back?"

>Brezhnev and his wife are traveling by train from a conference in the DDR back to the USSR.
>His wife asks where they are, so he sticks his hand out the window, then wipes it off.
>"We're still in Germany. I stuck my hand out and someone kissed it."
>A while later, she asks again, so he sticks his hand out and wipes it off again.
>"We're in Poland now. I stuck my hand out and someone spat on it."
>Finally, she asks again, and he sticks his hand out.
>"We're in Russia. I stuck my hand out and someone stole my watch!"

not bad

XII
CCL

I dont get it

Loss

That's fucking hysterical